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Old 09-22-2017, 12:30 PM   #15451
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The trainee Doctor had been hardly studying so The teacher received the wrong answer he bestowed upon the Doctor the bleeding idiot award of crass stupidity. Next stop Parliament.
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:53 AM   #15452
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The Doctors were told to keep taking the tablets, Dr. Moses took 10 and was banished to the wilderness.
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After 20 Years Dr. Moses emerged from the wilderness and walked into the nearest Chemist Shop looking for a refill.
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Old 09-24-2017, 12:28 PM   #15454
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After 20 Years Dr. Moses emerged from the wilderness and walked into the nearest Chemist Shop looking for a refill.
Dr. Moses had not shaved for 20 years and the chemistís refill was high octane and his beard caught fire and became the original burning bush.
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Before Dr. Moses lit his refill of crystal meth, he bore a striking resemblance to Cousin It ...after he lit up he looked remarkably like Uncle Fester.
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Old 09-25-2017, 12:41 PM   #15456
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Gentlemen! Start your antacids! And they're off and running!.....better get some Mylanta Also.
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Old 09-27-2017, 12:45 PM   #15460
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Old 09-28-2017, 12:18 PM   #15462
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On route I passed the cyclist, horse and Vespa and now its time to come out of the closet... Water closet that is.
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Old 09-30-2017, 12:22 PM   #15464
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Miriam was happy that she could mount the throne now that the plumber had replaced the leaking ballcock.
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Miriam thought all was well with the world in the throne room as the chamber music caressed her ears.
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and in a stunning upset the winner is ......8 Track Tape!!!
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