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Old 03-25-2017, 04:42 PM   #801
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I heard this one yesterday and was way too amused
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Old 05-23-2017, 01:57 AM   #802
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“Knock knock.”

“Who's there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it's to whom.”
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Old 06-23-2017, 08:56 PM   #803
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Old 06-24-2017, 10:19 AM   #804
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here"
The tender of an oceanfront beach bar is surprised to see a bull elephant seal surface.

To make matters worse, the huge beast waddles right up to the bar's entrance.

The owner screams "What do you want?", the seal answers "Sex on the beach, please".
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:44 PM   #805
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He gave me a kite
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Old 10-21-2017, 11:16 PM   #806
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween Party?




















He had (no-body) to go with.
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Old 11-09-2017, 11:31 PM   #807
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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?




















Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nuts are under a buck.
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Old 11-11-2017, 07:20 AM   #808
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Holy cow, I love this one!
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