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Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts ran up its bum and turned its wool to nylon.
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12-07-2017, 03:23 AM
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the bittle litty
the bittlest lit was teally riny the biniest tit
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12-07-2017, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The third Planet from the Sun
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I wish I was a chestnut tree,
nourished by the sun. With leaves and twigs and branches, and conkers by the ton.
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12-07-2017, 09:44 PM
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Tonight I wish upon a star,
I wonder wonder where you are. I wish I may. I wish I might, Aw #$%^ it's just a satellite! 
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12-08-2017, 04:25 PM
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I have writers block, - its made from rosewood with boxwood inlayed banding
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12-10-2017, 09:30 AM
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Clarence Rosewood has written a book about his days in the spinal tap band.
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12-10-2017, 04:06 PM
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Clockwork - wind me up
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The band were on the run having been caught searching for the lost Chord.
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12-10-2017, 05:21 PM
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Lost & Found can I help you? Sorry no Hammond Organ no Hofner Bass.
 ....but we do have a microphone autographed by Iggy Pop.
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12-11-2017, 07:45 AM
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Having donned camouflage cases and night vision glasses, Hammond Organ, Hofner Bass, Tiffany tambourine and Daryl Drum went on orchestral manoeuvres in the dark
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12-11-2017, 05:08 PM
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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer scooped up Hammond,Hofner,Tiffany and Daryl and spirited them away from the Island of Misfit bands.....next stop Nashville!
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12-12-2017, 03:26 PM
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Have a high-spirited away day in Nashville, courtesy of Rudolf Air Tours, bring your own parachute.
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12-12-2017, 06:08 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen This is your Captain speaking. I hope you enjoyed your stay in Nashville. We are now flying over Dollywood. Ladies can line up first by the exit door then the men. As you exit the door keep your legs together count to five and pull the chute cord.
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12-13-2017, 04:35 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen as you exit please pay at the door as your decent does not have a free fall option.
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12-13-2017, 05:00 PM
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Hi Y'all Welcome to Dollywood, The restrooms are to the right,Feel free to make yourselves decent.
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12-13-2017, 05:06 PM
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no apologies for being me
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Somewhere in my wandering mind
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Descent you say? I reached terminal velocity before counting to five!!!
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12-13-2017, 06:17 PM
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Location: Adirondacks, New York
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One,Two, Three, Four (SPLAT!!!!) Ouch that gonna leave a mark!
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12-14-2017, 04:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The third Planet from the Sun
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X marks the spot, P polishes the spot and R removes the spot - its marvellous what bio washing powders can do
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12-14-2017, 09:35 PM
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See Spot. See Spot with the runs. Remember you have to pick up Spots poop.Its the law.
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12-15-2017, 03:58 PM
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You could clean up if you just go with the flow.
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12-15-2017, 06:37 PM
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YES! It is I Captain Crapper. Protector of water closets everywhere. If you can't go with the flow....jiggle the handle.
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12-16-2017, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The third Planet from the Sun
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Press and hold for 15 seconds and you'll be flushed with success
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12-16-2017, 02:00 PM
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Nurse!
Yes Doctor! This patient seems extremely flush. Yes, Mr Longbottom is a competition eater. He ate 10 steak and kidney pies in 4 minutes. Give him a high colonic and put him in the bed closest to the loo. |
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12-17-2017, 01:09 PM
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Lou, Lou, skip to my Loo
Lou, Lou, skip to my Loo Lou, Lou, skip to my Loo Skip to my Loo my darlin.
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12-17-2017, 01:29 PM
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Location: Adirondacks, New York
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Caution! floor is slippery when wet.
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12-18-2017, 01:03 PM
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When slippery under foot, rub your feet with Rosin to aid stickshun
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