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Old 10-04-2005, 03:46 PM   #1
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Well according to the news the great majority of us are going to be fat no matter what...so maybe it's time for everyone to stop fighting it and all these diets....give in and just enjoy the consequences...maybe there's some wg fiction ideas that could be inspired by this bit of news? perhaps couples deciding to give up the low carb diets and just decide to become part of the fat majority, maybe finding ways to enjoy the process?
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Old 10-04-2005, 06:34 PM   #2
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OK. I'll write a really short story.

Bob shook his head and folded up the newspaper. "Sue, looks like we're all going to get fat, no matter what."

"Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." Sue reached for another donut.

"Um, OK." Bob ate a donut, too. "Pass me the milk, please."

"Here you go, dear. Did the news say what the weather was going to be like?"

"Hot."

"Maybe we should take off all our clothes and make love like crazed overstuffed weasels right now?"

"Sure. Let me finish off the sports section."

"You and your fantasy sumo wrestling gym..." Sue ate another donut to ease her depression. She always had to wait for Bob to deal with his sumo wrestling habit.

Unless...

"Wait here, Bob. I have an idea." Sue grabbed a pair of chopsticks, three white towels, and a stapler and ran off to the bathroom.

THE END

Told you it was short...
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Old 10-04-2005, 06:39 PM   #3
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It may have been short, but it was FUNNY!!!!! Very creative and cute short story, Fatlane.

Thanks for the chuckle!

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Old 10-04-2005, 07:01 PM   #4
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fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!fatlane has a ton of rep. Literally. As in over 2000!
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TAKE THAT RANDOM HOUSE PUBLISHING CORPORATION!

Honestly, where those guys get the idea everyone wants a novel is beyond me...
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