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Old 01-25-2007, 08:03 AM   #1
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Default Jeans Button Pop

I thought I'd died and gone to heaven this morning. My wife was putting on her jeans, and as she tried to zip them up, the button popped off. And the beautiful part is, she didn't say "I need to lose weight." She said "I need to buy bigger jeans." These were a size 26, hopefully she'll be popping the buttons on size 28's soon.
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