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Old 01-28-2007, 07:48 AM   #1
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Ok, I'm not gonna venture into the rhapsodic wax here, but I wanted to say---

Last night the barmaid---the one who walks around the club with the tray taking drink orders---was short, cute and had two absolutely adorable, fat, round love handles hanging over each side of her jeans.

Plus a healthy roll in front.

Wanted to compliment her on 'em, but she was frantic---it was packed. And anyway, there can't possibly be a way to say, "Your love handles are soooooo cute and sexy!"

I'll just have to tell y'all.

I wonder if I'm turning into a fat admirer...

YA THINK???
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:20 AM   #2
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I wonder if I'm turning into a fat admirer...

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If by "turning into" you mean you're already 110% there, then yes, I do think you're well on your way to turning into a fat admirer.
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:34 AM   #3
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If by "turning into" you mean you're already 110% there, then yes, I do think you're well on your way to turning into a fat admirer.
I personally won't be convinced until he rides to work everyday atop a magick muffin top.
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Old 01-29-2007, 07:43 AM   #4
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Old 01-29-2007, 09:09 AM   #5
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Why am I starting to hear a parody of "I can show your the World" from Aladdin?

Well of course this is an ode to my favorite BBW part.
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Sounds like a song! "Magic Muffin Top"!



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A very sincere thanks for putting that craptastic song in my head last night, nerdlinger.
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Wanted to compliment her on 'em, but she was frantic---it was packed. And anyway, there can't possibly be a way to say, "Your love handles are soooooo cute and sexy!"
If you toss in grabbing them and jiggling them, I think you could even get a free ride out of the place.

I feel you on the cute waitress muffin top. There's one at my regular hangout with my friends, She's pretty much gorgeous. She's not really heavy, just probably a good 30 or so pounds.

It's not the muffin top what gets me, it's the likeness to Natalie Portman.

Mmmm..Natalie Portman with muffin top.

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Old 01-30-2007, 08:46 PM   #10
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I dated a girl last semeter (2 dates *cough*) who had some pretty nice love handles. Never got to handle them with love unfortunately and now she is at another college...

*Steams...then pouts*
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:25 PM   #11
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Sounds like a song! "Magic Muffin Top"!



Magic Muffin Top was the lesser known sequel to Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf

oh well, better try tofigure out whythere is a penguin on top of my television set
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