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Old 05-05-2007, 02:07 PM   #26
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:14 PM   #27
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the hostess in the restaurant gets you a special chair made by the Sampson Truss Company
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Old 05-05-2007, 02:16 PM   #28
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....you have no idea what that double pocket in the front of your jockey shorts is for..
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Old 05-05-2007, 03:06 PM   #29
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...the Highway Patrol stops you on your Harley and informs you that your "Wide Load" sign must have fallen off..
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Old 05-05-2007, 03:45 PM   #30
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Here's my take on Wellington's similar list from a couple of years ago.

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Old 05-07-2007, 03:58 AM   #31
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I really like the list, it made me smile
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:08 PM   #32
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...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....
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Old 05-07-2007, 05:46 PM   #33
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Your wife plans a new diet regime for you.

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Old 05-07-2007, 08:44 PM   #34
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Hey, I regularly have friends and family huddle behind me to get out of the wind - never thought of that as a sign of size before though, but you're right!

It's apparently especially effective when I'm wearing my black leather jacket...
hahahahahaha!! I use my boyfriend as a windbreaker all the time
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:46 PM   #35
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:46 PM   #36
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...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....



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I don't know of anyone that has that particular arrangement in their bedroom...
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Old 05-07-2007, 08:47 PM   #37
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Hey ^.^
Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:03 AM   #38
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Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:35 AM   #39
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*L* Actually I've been meaning to use that in a story sometime, but I just haven't been writing much.

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Old 05-08-2007, 08:11 AM   #41
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Old 05-10-2007, 01:41 PM   #42
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Old 05-10-2007, 02:12 PM   #43
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......you spend more on food than accomodation.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:02 PM   #44
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:31 AM   #45
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- your daily walk has to include a "doughnut break"
- you arrange bike trips to include regular fast food stops
- the length of time you spend on the beach is measured in how many coolers you have to bring
- your office chair is the same colour as all the others, but not the same width...
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Old 05-12-2007, 03:11 PM   #48
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...you spend a good deal of time explaining to your girlfriend what all those X's before the L in your shirt size just mean extra, extra, extra, extra lovable...
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:17 AM   #49
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...some colleague shows you this picture in a newspaper and asks if the person in that photo is you.
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Old 05-13-2007, 02:02 PM   #50
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.....you're on a deep space mission and you have to say -

"Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes!"

"Aye captain, as soon as the transporter transformers cool off I will, ye know
thar is a limit on how much she will move at one time sir"
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