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Old 09-06-2008, 05:44 AM   #1
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i've always found it a real turn on to try and guess an ssbbw's weight. does anyone have some kind of system to estimate a person's weight? thanks
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:25 AM   #2
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Can't really say, although height is a significant factor, along with basic body type/thickness. I guess it's comparing to other women with 'known' weights.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:51 AM   #3
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I know a guy in Massachussetts who has an uncanny ability to be able to guesstimate a girl's weight to within 5-10 lbs just by looking at her.


While I'm not really obsessed with how much a girl weighs (it's just a number), it is fun to guess.

My method involves becoming a human scale and asking the BBW in question to sit on a body part of their choosing while I make my calculations.
While this is going on, I factor in height, fat density, dimple count, the amount of clothes they are wearing and, of course, hair length.

After this process is complete it will take me about 5 minutes to cool off and come up with a figure. I'm usually in the ballpark with my guess but I have been known to ask for a second guesstimate.

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Old 09-06-2008, 10:04 AM   #4
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When I was young I used to like bringing girls to the metal scrap yard, tricking them into stepping on the metal scale and seeing how much they would cost if they were aluminum.

My plan was to bring them back another time and then see how much they were worth if they were stainless steel, but I usually never was able to get a second date with them.

I was lanky and had zits at the time, that was probably the reason.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:17 AM   #5
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When I was young I used to like bringing girls to the metal scrap yard, tricking them into stepping on the metal scale and seeing how much they would cost if they were aluminum.

My plan was to bring them back another time and then see how much they were worth if they were stainless steel, but I usually never was able to get a second date with them.

I was lanky and had zits at the time, that was probably the reason.
i don't know how they were able to resist the unadulterated romantic allure of the junkyard.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:34 PM   #6
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That guy is at the Marshfield fair every year, he's amazing! Oh and as a bouncer I got really good at guessing girls' ages. I'm not that great at weights though.
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:08 AM   #7
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Can't really say, although height is a significant factor, along with basic body type/thickness. I guess it's comparing to other women with 'known' weights.
Before I met my SSBBW girlfriend I guessed her weight just from a few pics,and when the hospital weighed her I was only 5 pounds adrift (I said 500 and she was 505)
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