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Old 01-30-2007, 11:25 PM   #126
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Oh my, oh my, oh my, this probably wasn't the best thread to read at work but I haven't had such a good, healthy laugh in ages.

I think the concern about the vulva is a more recent thing and thank heavens not anything I ever worried about but I know back in the day we all worried about those perfect little Playboy hairdos. Then I figured out that none of the women I talked to looked like that either and while I never had any complaints, if I had I'd of just showed 'em the door and hollered 'NEXT' so to speak.
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I hate to see the vag bashed in an open forum......
Well all I can say is after 25 years, I still haven't found one bad thing to say about it
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Old 01-30-2007, 11:54 PM   #128
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:03 AM   #129
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Accolades galore to AM for starting this thread!

I very recently had an ...ummm... 'discussion' with someone about this very topic and I have to admit that it was one of the first times that I ever really thought about there being vast differences amongst our 'stuff.'
I guess I knew that being a fat girl would mean that some of the fat would naturally land down there, but without having a lot of first-hand experience in viewing what other chicks were carrying around, I never really thought too much about how differently fat settles. I must admit, however, that since the discussion I have been insanely curious about how it all works out.

Additionally, I apparently didn't pay much attention along the way, because I have to admit that some of the terminology is beyond me. I recognize the words, but in some cases don't think I could find Waldo on the map that is me if asked.

I guess I'll have to get more in touch (pun TOTALLY intended) with myself and then revisit this topic when I have done better research.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:08 AM   #130
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is it true the the taller the woman the longer the va jay jay? It's a random thing I heard once. Also, the average penis is 6.4 inches and the average vaginal canal is 7.7 inches which means there's 14,000 miles of unexplored virgin pussy! it's common knowledge.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:28 AM   #131
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is it true the the taller the woman the longer the va jay jay? It's a random thing I heard once.
Uhh... I'm 6'. And I'm pretty sure that statement is very, very untrue.


And yeah, I think we all wonder if we're normal down there. The first time I went to the ob/gyn... all I wanted to know was if everything looked normal and was where it was supposed to be! lol

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Old 01-31-2007, 12:29 AM   #132
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I won't describe mine except to say that it's fat and everything is where it's supposed to be.

Ages ago, my ex once showed me a Penthouse centerfold and said, "this is the kind of pussy I like." There are many levels on which one could critique this ill-thought-out statement, but the main point is, mine looked nothing like it. So. Basically, my snatch is my snatch and we are a package deal. What I eventually took away from that is, there's nothing wrong with my bod. My gear is perfectly normal and if anyone has problems with it, they can just keep their hands (and whatever else) off, and out, of it.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:31 AM   #133
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My gender has so many examples of pure asshole.
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Old 01-31-2007, 12:32 AM   #134
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Ours as well, no worries - they come with all different private parts!
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Yeah. Both genders do, actually.

Know what was funny, Fuzzy? Years later, when our marriage was imploding and I went to his shrink's office with him, I told him about that. He got very quiet and said, "you're a real prick, aren't you?" I think my jaw hit the floor to hear a shrink say that. Ex just laughed. I asked him if that was a formal diagnosis. He said, "yes. Yes it is."
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And Fuzzy, I looked at that Candy pack you posted and wow! What a blast from the past that one is!
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oh TINA! ohhhh...oh! oh GAWD. good golly.
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Being a guy and not having a (you know what... ) myself. Here is a little something really stupid that I just learned...

When our daughter first started using the toilet she kept spraying pee all over the place and I couldn't figure what was going wrong... My wife had to tell me that she must put her legs together for the pee to go down...

(Just a little tip for the daddys that may not know...)

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Yeah. LOL! I believe I may have brought it up to him once or twice after, when he was particularly fulfilling his diagnosis...
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I'm such a foodee. I even had that site bookmarked.
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When our daughter first started using the toilet she kept spraying pee all over the place and I couldn't figure what was going wrong... My wife had to tell me that she must put her legs together for the pee to go down...
Dang! That's what the problem is!!! Couldn't figure it out and I've been really getting sick and tired of having to wash the rug in front of the toilet every damned day!
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I'm such a foodee. I even had that site bookmarked.
Yeah, well, now I do, too.
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Oh yeah? Well, the male appendage bears a strong resemblance to a turkey neck.


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I've yet to see a vagina I wish to have anything to do with. For as awkward and embarrassing as the male appendage may be, at least they don't look like a bowl of cow tongue.
This was one of the things that always puzzled me and I would hear it more in college and it made life less puzzling. I was never attracted to such an object. Back in those days my friend would always try to find these "pink pictures" and I was thinking omg am I gay that these are not helpful at all? But I've heard a few guys say in college... well my favorite was... "I've never seen a vagina that looked attractive."

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Also, the average penis is 6.4 inches and the average vaginal canal is 7.7 inches which means there's 14,000 miles of unexplored virgin pussy! it's common knowledge.
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Ages ago, my ex once showed me a Penthouse centerfold and said, "this is the kind of pussy I like." There are many levels on which one could critique this ill-thought-out statement, but the main point is, mine looked nothing like it.
Oh man (assuming he was white) you really should have grabbed some porn with a black guy and said, "This is the kind of dick I like." And then kicked him in the balls, and taken a picture while yelling "OWNED," that picture would be immortalized around the computer geeks these days.
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Seriously, guys, shut the fuck up. You don't like the look of them, join a monestary. For fuck's sake do NOT go to a thread where women are trying to feel good about how they look and act like an ass.

Although, on second thought, putting your rudeness out there like that greatly decreases the chances that you'll ever see any of the ones here, so maybe that's working out alright.

I'm straight, and I think they're pretty. All colors, with the clitoris like a lil' pearl nestled in the fatness. I wouldn't be as fastidious as you guys are for a kingdom.







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Seriously, guys, shut the fuck up. You don't like the look of them, join a monestary. For fuck's sake do NOT go to a thread where women are trying to feel good about how they look and act like an ass.
I'm not saying it to be rude, I'd take no offense if any woman here said dicks are not attractive. I'd take offense if a woman told me my dick was unnatractive, but I didn't do that. I mean... let's be honest. The thing swells up and is uncontrollable, and it is constantly paired with what looks like a 90 year old man's balding head. Fuck, I'll say it- they aren't attractive.

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Well, when you say that they are all unattractive that pretty much covers all of us doesn't it although why anyone would care is beyond me. I mean consider the source(s). Kind of like a priest giving sex counseling.
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Having been with my share ( or maybe more then my share) of ladies, i have to say that each one is different, in so many ways. fat mons, thinnly padded mons, mons that like to be petted, mons that like to be jiggled, mons that like to be grabbed and schrunched, mons that like to be SPANKED.

Labia that are large, labia that are small, labia that liked to be ignored, labia that like to be sucked and played with; that like to be pulled.

Some canals that are average, some that were pretty dam big, some that had the Kung Foo grip.

Clits that were sooo tiny but soooo sensitive, some that were just as tiny but liked to be heavily manipulated ( yes one liked pliers...), clits that stayed the same, ones that grew an erection; clits that were mini-dingus'; clits that prefered that the major stimulation take place at the root of the dear little thing, some that liked the head to be the focal point; some that don't like to be touched directly until the very last few seconds before orgasim.

Each one, like the lady who owns it, different, totally unique and worthy of spending lots of time to discover what makes it go BOOM.

Jezz, I think I am going to give my son a copy of this message.. he is just about the right age to start learning.....
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