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Old 07-10-2006, 12:20 AM   #1
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Doctor Jacobus states in his publications that he witnessed a man having a 30 centimeter-long penis when erected. Some sources however mention that there was a man having a penis of 35 centimeters when erected. Certainly, there are less lucky men having tiny penises, sometimes just one centimeter long, that they are even called micro-penises. This is certainly a disease that doctors call Congenital Hypoplasia.

Researchers studied the geography of big and small penises and published the results. England holds the leading position as concerning the big penis size (26.67 cm) as well as the small penis size (6.98 cm). Germany follows with 21.59 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Denmark – 20.32 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; America – 19.68 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size; Sweden – 19.6 cm big size and 12.7 cm small size; France – 19.6 cm big size and 8.89 cm small size.

Doctor Van de Helde is sure that the size of men’s testicles does not seriously vary. The normal testicles size is not more than 4 cm lengthwise and 2 cm widthways. There is a worm that blocks lymphatic vessels and causes big swellings that makes testicles incredibly huge. Men in some African and Indonesian villages are proud of the huge size of their swollen testicles and demonstrate them as the symbol of their undoubted masculinity.

A Danish plastic surgeon performed 1,100 operations on the penis thus enlarging its size from 5 to 14.5 cm.

Historical documents say that when Egyptians smashed Libya in the 13th century B.C. they brought 13,230 penises of the defeated enemies back to Egypt as war trophies.

W.F. Benedict in the book The Sexual Anatomy of Woman mentions that there was a 14-year-old girl who had a breast weighing 6.3 kg and a 30-year-old woman who had a breast of 11.3 kg. In case there are heavier bosoms, this is the sign of a disease called hypertrophy. Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller stated that in one of his researches he came across a clitoris of about 30.5 cm.

It is incredible but some females in the African tribes of Hottentotten have the world’s biggest buttocks of about one meter in diameter.

Anna Swan from Scotland who lived within 1846-1888 had the biggest vagina ever registered it the world. It was 2 meters and 30 centimeters deep.

As for animals, there are lots of sexual record breakers among them as well. The blue whale has a penis reaching up to 3.5 meters that has a penis bone for special support. The big penis size means that female blue whales must have vaginas of 2-3 meters deep to be able to have sex contacts with their males. Testicles of the Arctic smooth whale weigh about one ton while its own size makes up 11-18 meters and the weight is 30-80 tons.

The African elephant is the record-breaker among animals regarding the penis size. Its penis is up to 2 meters long.

This is incredible that some creatures may have several genitals at once. The tapeworm whose length may reach 70 meters parasitizes in intestines and forms over 22,000 of reproduction organs. Each segment of these organs has two genitals.

The fly Drosophila Bifurca has a spermatozoon of 6 cm in length which is twenty times bigger than the size of the fly itself.

Together with the genitals size of animals and insects, researchers also studied how long their coitus usually is. A couple of rattlesnakes Crotalus L. had coitus that lasted for 23 hours and 15 minutes. But a couple of mosquitoes usually spend not more than three seconds on one sex contact.

God knows how researchers managed at all to estimate this fact but they say that pigs may have orgasms that last about half an hour.

The period of pregnancy with the mountain salamander Hynobius nigrescens depends upon the sea-level at which it lives. It may last for over three years when the salamander lives at 1,400 meters above sea-level.

The Guinness Book of World Records states that male species of the East-Australian mice Antechinus stuartii lead the riskiest sexual life. Every year these mice have group coupling. The entire of the male population copulate with many female mice in different ways. At that, male mice eat up some probable rivals. As a result of this risky copulation, as well as because of hunger, wounds, infections and sores the whole of the Antechinus stuartii population absolutely dies out.

Master and Johnson published a book in 1966 in which they said that a woman may have an orgasm lasting for up to 43 seconds. At that, a woman has about 25 consecutive vagina constrictions.

It is registered that on average a man has an orgasm within 3-8 seconds. And it is believed that regular practicing of yoga, autogenic therapy and so on may help have longer orgasms lasting for 10 seconds.

Some men like to compete with other males in the number of girls they have deflowered. In the 18th century, Captain Cook witnessed a record-breaker in deflowering girls. It is unlikely that the record has been ever broken. In 1777, Cook sailed about islands in the Pacific Ocean and visited the Kingdom of Tonga where he met King Poulaho. The king was the only man in the kingdom who had the right to deflower girls living there. The 80-year-old king told the captain that he deflowered 80-10 girls every day. So, it means that the king managed to deflower more than 37,000 aboriginal girls during his long life.
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So thats what built the British Empire? :ja:
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Old 07-10-2006, 01:38 AM   #2
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Old 07-10-2006, 04:53 AM   #3
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So thats what built the British Empire? :ja:
Methinks that Captain Cooked embarked upon Gullible's Travels when he visited Tonga.

What'd the king deflower 'em with--a stick? And just how did Cook "witness" this? Also difficult to believe is that the island was that populated with females, even over the course of Poulaho's long reign.
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Take in mind that Captain Cooke was also certifiably insane by the middle-to-end of his voyage, and renamed several times islands that he had passed. :] He could have been making it up.
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Methinks that Captain Cooked embarked upon Gullible's Travels when he visited Tonga.

What'd the king deflower 'em with--a stick? And just how did Cook "witness" this? Also difficult to believe is that the island was that populated with females, even over the course of Poulaho's long reign.
Haha, did I really type "Cooked" instead of "Cook"? I just now noticed that.

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Good thing I never dated or married a Brit then! I like their accents but between the huge penises and then the foreskin/smegma issue, I'm sure glad I stuck with this side of the pond!
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I live in the UK - in future i shall go out on the pull armed with me trusty tape measure .... never again will i settle for less
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I also read a study a few years ago the "the average Englishman has worse breath than his dog." So I wonder if the two have anything to do with each other?
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I CANT BELIEVE IM 26 AND I DONT KNOW THE METRIC SYSTEM!!

Sorry to yell, but start talking about big penises in CM and I get all ruffled. Give it to me in inches, people.
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I CANT BELIEVE IM 26 AND I DONT KNOW THE METRIC SYSTEM!!

Sorry to yell, but start talking about big penises in CM and I get all ruffled. Give it to me in inches, people.
Hey, I didn't know the metric system either, until I started homeschooling my kids and the curriculum taught it to BOTH them AND me! (lol)
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Good thing I never dated or married a Brit then! I like their accents but between the huge penises and then the foreskin/smegma issue, I'm sure glad I stuck with this side of the pond!
If a guy's clean and washes daily, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference concerning smegma.
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Anna Swan from Scotland who lived within 1846-1888 had the biggest vagina ever registered it the world. It was 2 meters and 30 centimeters deep.
2m30cm is 90 inches, and a vagina that deep should certainly be on the register. she was obviously having relations with the elephant.

26 centimeters is about 10 inches
30 is about 12
35 is about 14

I wonder why the porn industry isn't full of Brits?

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Sorry, but of those penis sizes, I'd rather take a chance on the Danes. Seriously, didn't that say their SMALL size was still over 12cm? (4 1/2 inch) I mean...sure the English had the largest recorded there, but they also had super tiny. 6cm is like a 2 and a half inch penis isn't it?
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I did meet a few when in the UK..... oh, wait, those weren't men *with* big peni. They were just big peni.
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That's not appropriate on this board, young lady.

Although, I'm sure the men in question would be happy to oblige.
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That's not appropriate on this board, young lady.

Although, I'm sure the men in question would be happy to oblige.
You know, JoyJoy, I really firmly believe that size doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean I *always* want to date the small ones. It's like I'm a magnet for the things.

SO, boys, I certainly wouldn't mind a few brits or lucky Americans. But you've got ta describe it to me in inches, cause like I said before, I don't know your fancy metric system.
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You know, JoyJoy, I really firmly believe that size doesn't matter. But that doesn't mean I *always* want to date the small ones. It's like I'm a magnet for the things.

SO, boys, I certainly wouldn't mind a few brits or lucky Americans. But you've got ta describe it to me in inches, cause like I said before, I don't know your fancy metric system.
I totally agree...I wasn't making a comment on size...it was one of my hit or miss attempts at humor by twisting your words. (the "give it to me" part is what brought it on) Please....don't mind me and my gutteral jokes.

I'll keep makin' 'em, can't help myself, but I stand firm in the knowledge that they're not all that funny.
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I'll keep makin' 'em, can't help myself, but I stand firm in the knowledge that they're not all that funny.
I personally thought you were quite humorous! And that's coming from me and I'm HILARIOUS!
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Well, I'll be busy re-arranging my furniture and painting my toenails on Thursday. Friday, maybe, if I can reschedule my floor wax. I might need to wash my hair though.





Really, I don't have much of an exciting life right now, and I hate to admit I'm pretty free all. the. time.
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Well, I'll be busy re-arranging my furniture and painting my toenails on Thursday. Friday, maybe, if I can reschedule my floor wax. I might need to wash my hair though.

Really, I don't have much of an exciting life right now, and I hate to admit I'm pretty free all. the. time.
Well, okay, then. That will just give me more time to practice with my cats. They never laugh at the right spots, though.

So let's try for Saturday, when your hair is nice and dry. When we're done, we could go sky-diving over Pike's Peak, plant a flag bearing Tina's "Fat Chicks Only" designs on the summit and then hitch a ride down on a passing chopper. That should add some excitement to your life, no?
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