Classic chat one-liners - Page 40

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-08-2009, 10:04 PM

-superodalisque- it depends on the shape. they can be sexy

-superodalisque- a bj with or without olives?

BigBeautifulMe · 11-09-2009, 07:28 PM

-Darkeyes- I am not yonder from me.

-Carrie- John's full of

tonight.
-Darkeyes- I am full of emoticons Carrie

-Carrie- Oh, yeah?

-more2adore- I'm surprised John's tongue hasn't gotten stuck in that position, frankly.
-Rosebud- it helps him in his part time job
-more2adore- roflmao
-Darkeyes- :|
-more2adore- stand-in for Kiss?
-di-va- oboeist? envelope-sealer? professional whistler?
-dragorat- No...volunteer stamp licker
-NancyGirl74- walmart greeter
-di-va- I love how Walmart greeters lick you up the back to say hello
* more2adore spits out her soda and gives Liz this face:

-Carrie- tongue model for ahh, adult novelties?
-Carrie- FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY
* di-va nods seriously

Sweet Tooth · 11-10-2009, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

-Darkeyes- I am not yonder from me.

-Carrie- John's full of

tonight.
-Darkeyes- I am full of emoticons Carrie

-Carrie- Oh, yeah?

-more2adore- I'm surprised John's tongue hasn't gotten stuck in that position, frankly.
-Rosebud- it helps him in his part time job
-more2adore- roflmao
-Darkeyes- :|
-more2adore- stand-in for Kiss?
-di-va- oboeist? envelope-sealer? professional whistler?
-dragorat- No...volunteer stamp licker
-NancyGirl74- walmart greeter
-di-va- I love how Walmart greeters lick you up the back to say hello
* more2adore spits out her soda and gives Liz this face:

-Carrie- tongue model for ahh, adult novelties?
-Carrie- FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY
* di-va nods seriously

OMG Of course you guys have to go and have THAT exchange on the one night I go to bed early. Then again perhaps best I wasn't around to fuel the discussion further. LOL

BigBeautifulMe · 11-10-2009, 11:54 PM

-Fyre- I have a guy come in and plow me once or twice a week

BigBeautifulMe · 11-10-2009, 11:55 PM

-Sugar- i wonder what flavor of cake the cock and balls is

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-10-2009, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

-Fyre- I have a guy come in and plow me once or twice a week

rofl

snow, snow, snow!!! I meant
damn it

yeah, i knew my time would come eventually lol

NancyGirl74 · 11-11-2009, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyreflyintheskye

rofl

snow, snow, snow!!! I meant
damn it

yeah, i knew my time would come eventually lol

See and I thought you were talking about FarmTown.

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-12-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NancyGirl74

See and I thought you were talking about FarmTown.

lmao... I just fanned the "NOT PLAYING FARMVILLE" page

I'm too busy with Happy Aquarium. I have to spend my 24 hrs a day of idle time wisely, haHA!

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-12-2009, 07:03 PM

-Surlysomething- make mine a jumbo

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-12-2009, 07:38 PM

-bigsexy920- i like the word cocktail too

-bigsexy920- its like cock in your tail

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-12-2009, 07:43 PM

ok, I need to give this a rest...

-BellaZwebs- I seriously had to stop and think about what the hell JO meant
-BellaZwebs- haha
-Fyre- I have fulfilled my weekly quota on the one liners thread
-Fyre- lol Jess... who is Jo... do I know him
-BellaZwebs- haha
-Fyre- I did that, too lmao

Sugar · 11-14-2009, 08:20 PM

-Sugar- jb...your boss is a gyno?
-Zandoz- Yes...from the Church, I believe

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-16-2009, 07:59 PM

-ARelishedPlate- there is a dildo in Twilight?
-Rosebud- Yes, it doesn't feel right
-LinCanDo66- I agree

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-16-2009, 08:22 PM

-Drumstick- no...I seen the pic and the scrotum strap and I was old
-Drumstick- sold*
-Fyre- lol old
-Drumstick- lmao
-Drumstick- sup
-Drumstick- shup
-Drumstick- ffs
-Fyre- lmao
-Drumstick- I can't type
-Fyre- sup man

mossystate · 11-16-2009, 08:28 PM

-krismiss- MY PRIVATES ARE NOT HAPPENING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

Fyreflyintheskye · 11-16-2009, 08:30 PM

-Drumstick- my prostate does not need a friend
-Rosebud- I'll bet it does

NancyGirl74 · 11-17-2009, 06:47 PM

-Sugar- angel wings, everytime a fa dies an angel loses her wings
-ARelishedPlate- lol
-ARelishedPlate- do they just fall off?
-ARelishedPlate- plunk
-ARelishedPlate- splat
-Sugar- they move to her cankles

mossystate · 11-19-2009, 06:32 PM

-di-va- what have you been doing, John? that you are covered in nut tears

Sugar · 11-19-2009, 09:48 PM

-di-va- I have an enormous green ass

liz (di-va) · 11-20-2009, 08:48 PM

-SmartFatChick- Butt cheek motorboating?
-rainyday- catt, do you steam it until soft or leave it a little crisp?

BigBeautifulMe · 11-23-2009, 06:14 PM

-NancyGiblets74- Is a turkey fart vastly different from a chicken fart...you know, seeing as they're both fowl

mossystate · 11-24-2009, 08:21 PM

-di-va- gonna beat it til it's bone dry too

Sugar · 11-24-2009, 08:26 PM

-di-va- my screen saver is just two guys blowing each other
-boomsnap87- you said there was no film in that camera Liz....

BoomSnap · 11-25-2009, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sugar

-di-va- my screen saver is just two guys blowing each other
-boomsnap87- you said there was no film in that camera Liz....

Lol, thank god i don't have dignity or this would suck

Victim · 11-27-2009, 06:36 PM

SmartFatChick- If I'm gonna have something in my bed, it's gonna have a penis.

11-08-2009, 10:04 PM	#976
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-superodalisque- it depends on the shape. they can be sexy -superodalisque- a bj with or without olives? __________________ Last edited by Fyreflyintheskye : 11-08-2009 at 10:26 PM. Reason: I had to add another :^p

11-09-2009, 07:28 PM	#977
BigBeautifulMe A wholllle lotta puddin'! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,987	-Darkeyes- I am not yonder from me. -Carrie- John's full of tonight. -Darkeyes- I am full of emoticons Carrie -Carrie- Oh, yeah? -more2adore- I'm surprised John's tongue hasn't gotten stuck in that position, frankly. -Rosebud- it helps him in his part time job -more2adore- roflmao -Darkeyes- :\| -more2adore- stand-in for Kiss? -di-va- oboeist? envelope-sealer? professional whistler? -dragorat- No...volunteer stamp licker -NancyGirl74- walmart greeter -di-va- I love how Walmart greeters lick you up the back to say hello * more2adore spits out her soda and gives Liz this face: -Carrie- tongue model for ahh, adult novelties? -Carrie- FOR NOVELTY PURPOSES ONLY * di-va nods seriously __________________ "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over by belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

11-10-2009, 11:54 PM	#979
BigBeautifulMe A wholllle lotta puddin'! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,987	-Fyre- I have a guy come in and plow me once or twice a week __________________ "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over by belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

11-10-2009, 11:55 PM	#980
BigBeautifulMe A wholllle lotta puddin'! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,987	-Sugar- i wonder what flavor of cake the cock and balls is __________________ "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over by belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

11-12-2009, 07:03 PM	#984
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-Surlysomething- make mine a jumbo __________________

11-12-2009, 07:38 PM	#985
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-bigsexy920- i like the word cocktail too -bigsexy920- its like cock in your tail __________________

11-12-2009, 07:43 PM	#986
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	ok, I need to give this a rest... -BellaZwebs- I seriously had to stop and think about what the hell JO meant -BellaZwebs- haha -Fyre- I have fulfilled my weekly quota on the one liners thread -Fyre- lol Jess... who is Jo... do I know him -BellaZwebs- haha -Fyre- I did that, too lmao __________________

11-14-2009, 08:20 PM	#987
Sugar Master Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,726	-Sugar- jb...your boss is a gyno? -Zandoz- Yes...from the Church, I believe

11-16-2009, 07:59 PM	#988
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-ARelishedPlate- there is a dildo in Twilight? -Rosebud- Yes, it doesn't feel right -LinCanDo66- I agree __________________

11-16-2009, 08:22 PM	#989
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-Drumstick- no...I seen the pic and the scrotum strap and I was old -Drumstick- sold* -Fyre- lol old -Drumstick- lmao -Drumstick- sup -Drumstick- shup -Drumstick- ffs -Fyre- lmao -Drumstick- I can't type -Fyre- sup man __________________

11-16-2009, 08:28 PM	#990
mossystate it comes naturally Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,558	-krismiss- MY PRIVATES ARE NOT HAPPENING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY __________________ Please consider donating any bit you can to your local food bank and/or Senior Services organization My Etsy Destash Shop ~ FaintingCouchDestash ~ http://www.etsy.com/shop/FaintingCouchDestash

11-16-2009, 08:30 PM	#991
Fyreflyintheskye ☯tae kwan donut champ☯ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merrimack Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 1,189	-Drumstick- my prostate does not need a friend -Rosebud- I'll bet it does __________________

11-17-2009, 06:47 PM	#992
NancyGirl74 Fake It 'Til You Make It Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,771	-Sugar- angel wings, everytime a fa dies an angel loses her wings -ARelishedPlate- lol -ARelishedPlate- do they just fall off? -ARelishedPlate- plunk -ARelishedPlate- splat -Sugar- they move to her cankles __________________ "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live," Professor Dumbledore ~ Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J. K. Rowlings "i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)" ~ e.e. cummings "Unable are the loved to die. For love is immortality." ~ Emily Dickinson

11-19-2009, 06:32 PM	#993
mossystate it comes naturally Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,558	-di-va- what have you been doing, John? that you are covered in nut tears __________________ Please consider donating any bit you can to your local food bank and/or Senior Services organization My Etsy Destash Shop ~ FaintingCouchDestash ~ http://www.etsy.com/shop/FaintingCouchDestash

11-19-2009, 09:48 PM	#994
Sugar Master Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,726	-di-va- I have an enormous green ass

11-20-2009, 08:48 PM	#995
liz (di-va) home of the puffy taco Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago. Posts: 5,781	-SmartFatChick- Butt cheek motorboating? -rainyday- catt, do you steam it until soft or leave it a little crisp? __________________ "It's a great mistake to see one's own subject out of proportion to its background."(d.l.sayers)

11-23-2009, 06:14 PM	#996
BigBeautifulMe A wholllle lotta puddin'! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,987	-NancyGiblets74- Is a turkey fart vastly different from a chicken fart...you know, seeing as they're both fowl __________________ "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over by belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise Last edited by BigBeautifulMe : 11-23-2009 at 06:19 PM.

11-24-2009, 08:21 PM	#997
mossystate it comes naturally Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,558	-di-va- gonna beat it til it's bone dry too __________________ Please consider donating any bit you can to your local food bank and/or Senior Services organization My Etsy Destash Shop ~ FaintingCouchDestash ~ http://www.etsy.com/shop/FaintingCouchDestash

11-24-2009, 08:26 PM	#998
Sugar Master Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,726	-di-va- my screen saver is just two guys blowing each other -boomsnap87- you said there was no film in that camera Liz....

11-27-2009, 06:36 PM	#1000
Victim Oasis is JUST A BAND. Join Date: May 2008 Location: Lynnwood, WA Posts: 1,084	SmartFatChick- If I'm gonna have something in my bed, it's gonna have a penis. __________________ -more2adore- instant fratification is where you drink one PBR and feel the sudden urge to toilet paper peoples' houses and call women "babe"

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