Watersports - by Sasquatch! (~BHM, ~FFA)

Sasquatch! · 08-15-2010, 12:39 PM

~BHM, ~FFA : Can an athletic female lifeguard fall in love with a BHM? More importantly--will he love her back?

Watersports

By Sasquatch!

Part One

You can do this. You just got naked in a public area, this is nothing in comparison.

Samuel pressed the shower button, drenching him with ice-cold water. It jolted him out of the changing rooms and into the pool area. This was the first time Samuel had gone swimming in years, the first time he'd done anything resembling sport in about as long.

He froze for a moment, gazing at the double-shallow pool--unsure how to enter. He decided to play it safe and headed for the ladder midway up the pool.

He could feel the weight of half a dozen eyes on his already huge frame, as he walked with determination down the side. He didn't want to rush, but he was starting to feel a bit vulnerable walking around topless, and the water would offer at least a modicum of discretion--or so he hoped.

The water was warmer by far than the showers, and Samuel pushed himself backwards from the tiled wall with a bit of a chuckle.

***

"Sweet Mother of Pearl, this one's an absolute monster! Laura you have GOT to see this."

Rose was subtle as always. Luckily she had this amazing sixth sense that seemed to give her knowledge of exactly how far someone needed to be for her comments to be made out of earshot.

"What is it now? A one-legged albino?”

Laura barely lifted her eyes above her break time newspaper. She was more worried about road works in the city center than another patron with a hideous swimming costume. She looked up in time to see a man in his mid to late twenties immerse his huge body into the pool.

Almost gleefully, he seemed to rocket backwards to the middle of the pool and just lay there floating on his back, exposing a soft and wide stomach that bobbed gently above the water.

Rose broke the unexpectedly hypnotic effect the swimmer had on Laura, with a characteristically tasteless...

"Takes a lot of guts to go swimming when you look as awful as that."

"Oh yes, yes it does..." Laura folded up the her copy of the tribune and chucked into onto the table. And I've been waiting for this since I started working here. Break time was over.

chicken legs · 08-15-2010, 04:57 PM

more please...

xxeell · 08-15-2010, 05:12 PM

Great Begining can't for more

Sasquatch! · 08-15-2010, 05:54 PM

Part Two

Laura rubbed her arm, so tempted to just scratch the damn thing. Rose had convinced her to get another tattoo, this time of a crane with its wings spread wide. It was truly beautiful, and she was deliriously happy with it but...

She couldn't get used to the frustrating itch each time she got one. Scratching it would mean ruining the wonderful artwork and another expensive--and itchy!--trip to the atelier, so she had no choice but to grin and bear it.

Still, that was a good half an hour ago--goodness knows if she'd have the self-restraint to hold of scratching for another few days.

Rose had dragged her along to a brand spankin' new café bar on the outskirts of the town center. It was their first day off together in over a week and she intended to make up for a hard week's work by hanging out somewhere pleasant and relaxing.

The café was lovely--tastefully decorated, yet homey. Best of all, it wasn't overrun with hipsters. She'd wondered how she'd missed it.

Well. That was a question easily answered.

Mystery man had been visiting the pool every day last week, at irregular times throughout the day. Laura'd gone into full stalker-pervert mode, putting in overtime just to get a chance to watch the man splash about.

She really didn't know what it was about him. She'd been aware she was aroused by fat men for years--it was kinda hard to miss-- but...

This was different. His mushy, but strong arms...his humongous stomach...they would usually have her ready to hop in bed there and then....

"Ouch!"

A sharp prod to the temple brought Laura back to the real world.

"Are you even listening to me? Oh my word... you missed all that? About Tony and Maria?"

Laura loved Rose to bits, frustrating as she was. Luckily a waitress interrupted before she could get back into the swing of her story, and the subject changed to food.

The woman who took their order--badged as "Mindy"--knew the menu back to front and inside out (and it looked as though she'd tried everything a couple of times too) and soon had both the girls salivating.
Rose ordered a salad Nicoise, and Laura stuck to British chips....with a gentle nudge from Mindy, she agreed to have some sweet potato ones added for good measure.

Amandy · 08-15-2010, 08:00 PM

promising...

otherland78 · 08-16-2010, 05:22 AM

yes ;-) indeed very promising please go on Dear!

Tad · 08-16-2010, 12:35 PM

*hooked*

rabbitislove · 08-16-2010, 02:28 PM

Agreed. Glad this is a pool based romance and not a story involving golden showers

Sasquatch! · 08-17-2010, 05:44 PM

Part Three

A good ten minutes later, Rose stopped for air--signaling Laura was finally caught up on Maria's shocking shenanigans with a Polish plumber, a trashcan and a couple of vine tomatoes.
Finally relaxing, she allowed her mind to wander...the heavenly scent of freshly fried potatoes drifted across from behind the bar, tantalizing her nostrils and teasing her taste buds. Her eyes soon made their way from a painting of a thatched-roof cottage, across the far wall and towards the place the delicious aroma was emanating from. Wait....

The man behind the counter--the one preparing the salad and chips--was none other than the hottie from work!

The whole thing suddenly smelled like a setup by Rose... surely turning up at someone's workplace to gawp at them was beyond even her? A glance back in her direction pretty much confirmed she was blissfully unaware of the hulking adonis, eyes buried deep into her iPhone.
There was nothing wrong with her admiring him though--totally different intensions, after all. Laura kept schtum and gazed hungrily as he transferred the chips from an individual deep-fryer basket to a medium-sized black bowl.

He paused for a second, wiping his ruddied forehead with the back of a hand, before grabbing a salt grinder and lightly dusting his latest culinary masterpiece. The look of approval he gave as he nabbed one of the fries mimicked that of a great artisan, the pure pleasure when he bit into it made Laura blush, as though she were intruding, voyeuring on an intensely spiritual experience.

"I love this place" She declared, leaning sideways across the sofa to give Rose a huge, unexpected hug.

"Awww, cheers babes. If you like it that much we can come here a lot more often. I'm getting tired of Barracuda... the chairs are starting to fall apart and the music's always on repeat."

"Don't tell anyone, but we're using Spotify. The playlist is longer than my arm." Mindy carefully set down the Nicoise and the chips in front of the girls. "Let me know if you need anything else." She smiled, winked and made her way to the customers at the next table in a strangely hypnotic part-sashay, part-waddle.

Laura reclined onto Rose's lap with the bowl of chips and let the other girl fiddle with her auburn hair. It wasn't until she'd taken that first taste of sweet potato that she realised the chef was looking at her out of the corner of his eye.

agouderia · 08-18-2010, 03:35 AM

.... yes, looks very promising indeed - not only because I'm partial to any type of water sport

Maybe an idea though - despite knowing how impatient readers can get for updates: How about trying a little longer chapters, with the full context of one part of the story?
That makes it easier to follow, often is even more addictive .... and as much as we like little teasers, we need a really big bite of anything now and then ...

So .... looking forward to moooore soon!

Sasquatch! · 08-18-2010, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agouderia

.... yes, looks very promising indeed - not only because I'm partial to any type of water sport

Maybe an idea though - despite knowing how impatient readers can get for updates: How about trying a little longer chapters, with the full context of one part of the story?
That makes it easier to follow, often is even more addictive .... and as much as we like little teasers, we need a really big bite of anything now and then ...

So .... looking forward to moooore soon!

Thanks Agou, the size of the chapters is more or less directly related to my attention span

I see what you mean though--I'll try and combine several day's worth of scrabbling into a larger chunk next time.

Paquito · 09-11-2010, 10:45 PM

bump......

The Dark Lady · 08-06-2012, 10:46 PM

I have gooseBUMPs from this lovely story, dahling!

fat hiker · 08-08-2012, 01:36 PM

How did I miss this great story before?

agouderia · 08-10-2012, 01:12 AM

This is one of these stories where I sincerely regret they were never finished!

Sassy - you're being a bad parent! A good writer dad does not leave his stories behind as poor struggling orphans! Take care of it!

Sasquatch! · 08-10-2012, 02:44 AM

I'm on it, I'm on it

Librarygirl · 08-15-2012, 11:27 AM

Your readers are still waiting! Looking forward to reading more

....What's keeping you, lol?!

otherland78 · 08-15-2012, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Librarygirl

Your readers are still waiting! Looking forward to reading more

....What's keeping you, lol?!

You

Librarygirl · 08-17-2012, 11:45 AM

QUOTE=otherland78;1900980]You

[/quote]

Why thank you!

*Smiling and blushing*

Sasquatch! · 08-17-2012, 01:54 PM

I have no idea what is going on.

AAAnyway. Been sneakily trying to draw up character arcs while in work. Dum dum dum!

Librarygirl · 08-17-2012, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasquatch!

I have no idea what is going on.

AAAnyway. Been sneakily trying to draw up character arcs while in work. Dum dum dum!

You really are building the suspense here! Does this mean we might get a chapter to read over the weekend?

Sasquatch! · 09-04-2012, 01:13 PM

Running into a few issues with character motivation. Next chapter up ASAP.

08-15-2010, 12:39 PM	#1
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	Watersports - by Sasquatch! (~BHM, ~FFA) ~BHM, ~FFA : Can an athletic female lifeguard fall in love with a BHM? More importantly--will he love her back? Watersports By Sasquatch! Part One You can do this. You just got naked in a public area, this is nothing in comparison. Samuel pressed the shower button, drenching him with ice-cold water. It jolted him out of the changing rooms and into the pool area. This was the first time Samuel had gone swimming in years, the first time he'd done anything resembling sport in about as long. He froze for a moment, gazing at the double-shallow pool--unsure how to enter. He decided to play it safe and headed for the ladder midway up the pool. He could feel the weight of half a dozen eyes on his already huge frame, as he walked with determination down the side. He didn't want to rush, but he was starting to feel a bit vulnerable walking around topless, and the water would offer at least a modicum of discretion--or so he hoped. The water was warmer by far than the showers, and Samuel pushed himself backwards from the tiled wall with a bit of a chuckle. *** "Sweet Mother of Pearl, this one's an absolute monster! Laura you have GOT to see this." Rose was subtle as always. Luckily she had this amazing sixth sense that seemed to give her knowledge of exactly how far someone needed to be for her comments to be made out of earshot. "What is it now? A one-legged albino?” Laura barely lifted her eyes above her break time newspaper. She was more worried about road works in the city center than another patron with a hideous swimming costume. She looked up in time to see a man in his mid to late twenties immerse his huge body into the pool. Almost gleefully, he seemed to rocket backwards to the middle of the pool and just lay there floating on his back, exposing a soft and wide stomach that bobbed gently above the water. Rose broke the unexpectedly hypnotic effect the swimmer had on Laura, with a characteristically tasteless... "Takes a lot of guts to go swimming when you look as awful as that." "Oh yes, yes it does..." Laura folded up the her copy of the tribune and chucked into onto the table. And I've been waiting for this since I started working here. Break time was over. __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective! Last edited by Lou Grant : 08-15-2010 at 02:12 PM.

08-15-2010, 05:54 PM	#4
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	Part Two Laura rubbed her arm, so tempted to just scratch the damn thing. Rose had convinced her to get another tattoo, this time of a crane with its wings spread wide. It was truly beautiful, and she was deliriously happy with it but... She couldn't get used to the frustrating itch each time she got one. Scratching it would mean ruining the wonderful artwork and another expensive--and itchy!--trip to the atelier, so she had no choice but to grin and bear it. Still, that was a good half an hour ago--goodness knows if she'd have the self-restraint to hold of scratching for another few days. Rose had dragged her along to a brand spankin' new café bar on the outskirts of the town center. It was their first day off together in over a week and she intended to make up for a hard week's work by hanging out somewhere pleasant and relaxing. The café was lovely--tastefully decorated, yet homey. Best of all, it wasn't overrun with hipsters. She'd wondered how she'd missed it. Well. That was a question easily answered. Mystery man had been visiting the pool every day last week, at irregular times throughout the day. Laura'd gone into full stalker-pervert mode, putting in overtime just to get a chance to watch the man splash about. She really didn't know what it was about him. She'd been aware she was aroused by fat men for years--it was kinda hard to miss-- but... This was different. His mushy, but strong arms...his humongous stomach...they would usually have her ready to hop in bed there and then.... "Ouch!" A sharp prod to the temple brought Laura back to the real world. "Are you even listening to me? Oh my word... you missed all that? About Tony and Maria?" Laura loved Rose to bits, frustrating as she was. Luckily a waitress interrupted before she could get back into the swing of her story, and the subject changed to food. The woman who took their order--badged as "Mindy"--knew the menu back to front and inside out (and it looked as though she'd tried everything a couple of times too) and soon had both the girls salivating. Rose ordered a salad Nicoise, and Laura stuck to British chips....with a gentle nudge from Mindy, she agreed to have some sweet potato ones added for good measure. __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective! Last edited by Lou Grant : 08-16-2010 at 02:44 AM.

08-15-2010, 08:00 PM	#5
Amandy Snarktacular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: USA Posts: 231	promising... __________________ It only seems kinky when the Harlem Globetrotters join in...

08-16-2010, 12:35 PM	#7
Tad mostly harmless Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,763	hooked __________________ “I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity." --Eleanor Roosevelt

08-16-2010, 02:28 PM	#8
rabbitislove Facon Bacon Bikini Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rocky Mountain High, Colorado Posts: 1,098	Agreed. Glad this is a pool based romance and not a story involving golden showers __________________ Does the Pope Shit In The Woods?

08-15-2010, 05:12 PM	#3
xxeell Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 106	Great Begining can't for more

08-16-2010, 05:22 AM	#6
otherland78 Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: berlin Posts: 161	yes ;-) indeed very promising please go on Dear!

08-17-2010, 05:44 PM	#9
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	Part Three A good ten minutes later, Rose stopped for air--signaling Laura was finally caught up on Maria's shocking shenanigans with a Polish plumber, a trashcan and a couple of vine tomatoes. Finally relaxing, she allowed her mind to wander...the heavenly scent of freshly fried potatoes drifted across from behind the bar, tantalizing her nostrils and teasing her taste buds. Her eyes soon made their way from a painting of a thatched-roof cottage, across the far wall and towards the place the delicious aroma was emanating from. Wait.... The man behind the counter--the one preparing the salad and chips--was none other than the hottie from work! The whole thing suddenly smelled like a setup by Rose... surely turning up at someone's workplace to gawp at them was beyond even her? A glance back in her direction pretty much confirmed she was blissfully unaware of the hulking adonis, eyes buried deep into her iPhone. There was nothing wrong with her admiring him though--totally different intensions, after all. Laura kept schtum and gazed hungrily as he transferred the chips from an individual deep-fryer basket to a medium-sized black bowl. He paused for a second, wiping his ruddied forehead with the back of a hand, before grabbing a salt grinder and lightly dusting his latest culinary masterpiece. The look of approval he gave as he nabbed one of the fries mimicked that of a great artisan, the pure pleasure when he bit into it made Laura blush, as though she were intruding, voyeuring on an intensely spiritual experience. "I love this place" She declared, leaning sideways across the sofa to give Rose a huge, unexpected hug. "Awww, cheers babes. If you like it that much we can come here a lot more often. I'm getting tired of Barracuda... the chairs are starting to fall apart and the music's always on repeat." "Don't tell anyone, but we're using Spotify. The playlist is longer than my arm." Mindy carefully set down the Nicoise and the chips in front of the girls. "Let me know if you need anything else." She smiled, winked and made her way to the customers at the next table in a strangely hypnotic part-sashay, part-waddle. Laura reclined onto Rose's lap with the bowl of chips and let the other girl fiddle with her auburn hair. It wasn't until she'd taken that first taste of sweet potato that she realised the chef was looking at her out of the corner of his eye. __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective! Last edited by Lou Grant : 08-18-2010 at 02:44 AM.

08-18-2010, 03:35 AM	#10
agouderia Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 463	.... yes, looks very promising indeed - not only because I'm partial to any type of water sport Maybe an idea though - despite knowing how impatient readers can get for updates: How about trying a little longer chapters, with the full context of one part of the story? That makes it easier to follow, often is even more addictive .... and as much as we like little teasers, we need a really big bite of anything now and then ... So .... looking forward to moooore soon!

09-11-2010, 10:45 PM	#12
Paquito not a teddy bear Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,677	bump......

08-06-2012, 10:46 PM	#13
The Dark Lady Got some dark desire? Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 178	I have gooseBUMPs from this lovely story, dahling!

08-08-2012, 01:36 PM	#14
fat hiker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Capital of the Great white north Posts: 937	How did I miss this great story before? __________________ "Eat, Eat! You will gain weight and be more attractive!" - Russian Tour Hostess of the 1980s, as reported in National Geographic

08-10-2012, 01:12 AM	#15
agouderia Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 463	This is one of these stories where I sincerely regret they were never finished! Sassy - you're being a bad parent! A good writer dad does not leave his stories behind as poor struggling orphans! Take care of it!

08-10-2012, 02:44 AM	#16
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	I'm on it, I'm on it __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective!

08-15-2012, 11:27 AM	#17
Librarygirl Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: England Posts: 401	Creating suspense! Your readers are still waiting! Looking forward to reading more....What's keeping you, lol?! __________________ This above all: to thine own self be true (Hamlet)

08-17-2012, 11:45 AM	#19
Librarygirl Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: England Posts: 401	QUOTE=otherland78;1900980]You [/quote] Why thank you! Smiling and blushing __________________ This above all: to thine own self be true (Hamlet)

08-17-2012, 01:54 PM	#20
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	I have no idea what is going on. AAAnyway. Been sneakily trying to draw up character arcs while in work. Dum dum dum! __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective!

09-04-2012, 01:13 PM	#22
Sasquatch! A tame Sassy appeared! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cardiff Posts: 2,728	Running into a few issues with character motivation. Next chapter up ASAP. __________________ Sassy used British Accent! It's super effective!

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