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View Poll Results: are you aroused by......
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:26 AM   #1
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:27 AM   #2
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah.
I swear if you said mmmmmbop I would have thrown you off Mt Rushmore....lol
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:27 AM   #3
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All of the above.


This thread is incredibly hot ALREADY.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:30 AM   #4
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:31 AM   #5
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I have a big gravy boat
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:35 AM   #6
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i think you mean MY DICCCCCCKK MY DICKKKKKKK

because i'd say the little girl's grown up a gorgeous man.
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:38 AM   #8
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i think you mean MY DICCCCCCKK MY DICKKKKKKK

because i'd say the little girl's grown up a gorgeous man.
honestly the dude on the left looks a lot better, the one on the right looks exactly the same....sheesh
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Old 06-30-2008, 11:42 AM   #9
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he's still got a few years before he grows into his balls.
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:16 PM   #10
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were i a woman, i would bone either one
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Hey, it's Barney and Baby Bop!
Mmmm..... Bop.
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Okay um so what I want is I want to use fishing wire to tie four gravy boat to the blades of a ceiling fan so that when you turn it on the gravy will start spattering all over the room and then you'll put the car keys between you're teeth so when I do you doggy style I can hear the jangling of the keys coming from your mouth and the scalding hot gravy will be spattering onto my back while and I do from behind doggy style so that is what I want.
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Okay um so what I want is I want to use fishing wire to tie four gravy boat to the blades of a ceiling fan so that when you turn it on the gravy will start spattering all over the room and then you'll put the car keys between you're teeth so when I do you doggy style I can hear the jangling of the keys coming from your mouth and the scalding hot gravy will be spattering onto my back while and I do from behind doggy style so that is what I want.
omg u r amazingly hot.
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I really appreciate that Leonard clearly wins this thread, wrestling the trophy from Exile's little hands.

Now, I'm going to ponder whether or not it is possible to f*#k the douchebag out of Exile and whether or not I should try. For the people!
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you look like big pete.
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Oh my God, he kind of does.


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I love Ceiling Fans.

I think I have a scar on the back of my head from one.

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I really appreciate that Leonard clearly wins this thread, wrestling the trophy from Exile's little hands.
Ok, um, I can't accept the trophy unless there's gravy in it like it's a gravy trophy and I can take the gravy and rub it into lostjacket's ceiling fan scar while I masturbate with a keychain around my penis so that when I do it the car keys jangle against my balls and that's what I like.

Also, I love how right now gravy boats and ceiling fans are in a dead heat. Poor car keys.
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Old 07-02-2008, 06:27 PM   #19
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Ok, um, I can't accept the trophy unless there's gravy in it like it's a gravy trophy and I can take the gravy and rub it into lostjacket's ceiling fan scar while I masturbate with a keychain around my penis so that when I do it the keys jangle against my balls and that's what I like.
Wow...I'd rep you if I could.

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Wow...I'd rep you if I could.

*Claps*
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I voted. You know, we take that right for granted in the US. Oh, and I wanked.
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She always noticed how fat she really was on the hot days. It's like her weight doubled as soon as summer came. Walking up the last few steps to her condo she slowed her pace a little, the groceries were getting heavier. She reached into her purse and grabbed her keys. As soon as she opened the door she remembered she had forgotten to call the repairman, the air conditioner was still not working.

She lugged the groceries into the kitchen and flicked on the ceiling fan, it wouldn't cool the place down completly but it would help. She dropped her car keys on the counter accidentally knocking the huge tacky looking gravy boat her mom gave s a house warming gift over on to it side. Oh well, it was ugly anyway.

Before unpacking all the groceries she spotted the large container of fudge ice cream, that would cool her off. She grunted s she bent down to get it and tried to rip the plastic off the sides of the container to get at the cool insides but couldn't do it. Who sealed these containers anyway? She grabbed her car keys and used the largest to cut the container open. Without thinking she grabbed the largest bowl she could see, the gravy boat, and over filled it with the cold ice cream. Realizing the only room with a ceiling fan was the kitchen she decided to gorge herself on her ice cream treat there on the floor. She sat under the cool wind of the ceiling fan, unbuttoned her pants and shoveled the choclaty coolness in her mouth, right out of the gravy boat.

**If you add chocolate ice cream to the above list I think you have a full blown fantasy****

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I really appreciate that Leonard clearly wins this thread, wrestling the trophy from Exile's little hands.

Now, I'm going to ponder whether or not it is possible to f*#k the douchebag out of Exile and whether or not I should try. For the people!
you know what they say...little hands...huge scrotes.
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I'm aroused by gravy boats... if they're filled w/ gravy and sitting next to platters of hot open face meatloaf & turkey sandwiches. YuM!

I'm also aroused by ceiling fans too. They were heaven sent and made the sex last a little longer, and obviously more comfortable, when I'd lived in a 3rd floor walkup apartment that had NO air conditioning yrs ago.
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