What made you LOL today? - Page 22

Xyantha Reborn · 01-26-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dwesterny

Well wait till I tell the story about the skimpy dress I just got.

That sould be some pretty monumental cleavage.

Melian · 01-26-2016, 02:48 PM

This dress was ~half the material of the one I was wearing to dinner with you two. It was amazing.

dwesterny · 01-26-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Melian

This dress was ~half the material of the one I was wearing to dinner with you two. It was amazing.

**wipes drool** The one you wore to dinner was fantastic, I can only imagine.

Xyantha Reborn · 01-26-2016, 02:58 PM

So it was a bra and panty set?

lucca23v2 · 01-26-2016, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dwesterny

Well wait till I tell the story about the skimpy dress I just got.

Only if pics are included in the story telling..

Melian · 01-26-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Xyantha Reborn

So it was a bra and panty set?

It was seriously close. This woman loves her son!

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Originally Posted by lucca23v2

Only if pics are included in the story telling..

Agreed. Pic time.

Xyantha Reborn · 01-26-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lucca23v2

Only if pics are included in the story telling..

True. Objectification goes both ways lolol

LeoGibson · 01-26-2016, 03:07 PM

Would it be wrong if I rubbed one out to both sets of pics if they both comply and post in a skimpy dress?

dwesterny · 01-26-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LeoGibson

Would it be wrong if I rubbed one out to both sets of pics if they both comply and post in a skimpy dress?

We'll do the same dress for comparison.

Melian · 01-26-2016, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by LeoGibson

Would it be wrong if I rubbed one out to both sets of pics if they both comply and post in a skimpy dress?

It would be so right, however, I don't have any pics, so we'll have to rely on Dwes.

dwesterny · 01-26-2016, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Xyantha Reborn

True. Objectification goes both ways lolol

It goes both ways indeed. While I admit my eyes may have swung back and forth between sets of cleavage with pendulum-like regularity at that dinner, I was in no way the only one objectifying. I recall a certain cry of "yeah, take it off, bitch!" when I innocently removed my sweater due the the high temperature.

lucca23v2 · 01-26-2016, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dwesterny

"yeah, take it off, bitch!" .

*snipped*

This sounds so much like something Xy would say..lol.

LeoGibson · 01-26-2016, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Melian

It would be so right, however, I don't have any pics, so we'll have to rely on Dwes.

*Shrug*

Wouldn't be the first time.

Melian · 01-26-2016, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LeoGibson

*Shrug*

Wouldn't be the first time.

Cam whooooooore

Xyantha Reborn · 01-26-2016, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lucca23v2

*snipped*

This sounds so much like something Xy would say..lol.

It wasnt meeeeeeee

That time

dwesterny · 01-26-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Melian

Cam whooooooore

Cam whores get paid. I'm a cam slut. Thank you.

Tad · 01-27-2016, 08:27 AM

I love (and LOL@) this place

**loopytheone** · 01-27-2016, 10:21 AM

Gosh you guys don't all know how to make me smile at the end of a long day! x3

Still jealous I didn't get to meet up with you all though!

lucca23v2 · 01-27-2016, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by loopytheone

Gosh you guys don't all know how to make me smile at the end of a long day! x3

Still jealous I didn't get to meet up with you all though!

I am a bit jealous of that too...

Xyantha Reborn · 01-28-2016, 05:25 AM

I totally wished you could have been there!!!

If i am ever in your necks of the woods I will absoltely come say hi

More women is always better to team up on Dwes, torturing him was hilarious!

Crumbling · 01-28-2016, 06:30 AM

I was doing up some buttons and thought of you.

That's right folks!... new pillows.

Xyantha Reborn · 01-28-2016, 06:51 AM

LOL love it!

Hozay J Garseeya · 01-28-2016, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Melian

My bf's mom bought me a really slutty dress, as in, microscopic, skin-tight, tits out everywhere. I tried it on and barely wanted to show her, because it was SO SLUTTY, but eventually came out. Bf immediately gets a massive and totally obvious erection....she sees it and casually says, "see, he likes it."

Dead. LOL.

Wait...why didn't I get to see this?!

Hozay J Garseeya · 01-28-2016, 11:38 AM

So I stopped in to help a client of ours with some technical stuff on my first day of my trip. It's a female friendly sex shop for all in Portland. So as I'm working on something, I had someone remote in to her computer and ring up a few sales on their POS system. One of the workers walked by, saw the computer "moving by itself" and said "holy shit, why is it moving?!" I told her "oh don't worry, it's just a minor possession" At this moment she looks at the screen and says "oh, so it's just the devil buying lube samples." I don't know if it was the fact that I was in front of a really cute girl, or the fact that I was surrounded by dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs that made me laugh aloud obnoxiously.

dwesterny · 01-28-2016, 02:49 PM

When I got a bar of soap this morning my cat sneaked into my closet with me noticing. I closed the door and she was locked in there all day. I opened the door when I got home and heard her meowing.

Not to worry though kitty is out of the closet and FABULOUS!

01-26-2016, 02:48 PM	#527
Melian Ultimate Chimera Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,322	This dress was ~half the material of the one I was wearing to dinner with you two. It was amazing. __________________ Whaddya mean, "booze ain't food??"

01-26-2016, 03:07 PM	#533
LeoGibson Slangin' Join Date: May 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 3,378	Would it be wrong if I rubbed one out to both sets of pics if they both comply and post in a skimpy dress? __________________ From the tattoo on her left leg and the garter on her right. She'd have the card to bring me down if she played it right

01-27-2016, 08:27 AM	#542
Tad mostly harmless Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,611	I love (and LOL@) this place __________________ Criticism is so often nothing more than the eye garrulously denouncing the shape of the peephole that gives access to hidden treasure. -Djuna Barnes, writer and artist

01-28-2016, 06:30 AM	#546
Crumbling Distilled Evil Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wear The Fox Hat Posts: 321	I was doing up some buttons and thought of you. That's right folks!... new pillows. __________________ CYNIC, n. - A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.--Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary

01-28-2016, 11:38 AM	#549
Hozay J Garseeya Rooder. Crooder. Neuter. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 4,159	So I stopped in to help a client of ours with some technical stuff on my first day of my trip. It's a female friendly sex shop for all in Portland. So as I'm working on something, I had someone remote in to her computer and ring up a few sales on their POS system. One of the workers walked by, saw the computer "moving by itself" and said "holy shit, why is it moving?!" I told her "oh don't worry, it's just a minor possession" At this moment she looks at the screen and says "oh, so it's just the devil buying lube samples." I don't know if it was the fact that I was in front of a really cute girl, or the fact that I was surrounded by dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs that made me laugh aloud obnoxiously. __________________ Don't judge me based on your ignorance :wubu:

01-26-2016, 02:58 PM	#529
Xyantha Reborn - Actually Very Tame! Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 2,691	So it was a bra and panty set?

01-27-2016, 10:21 AM	#543
loopytheone Administrator Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Robinhoodland Posts: 3,561	Gosh you guys don't all know how to make me smile at the end of a long day! x3 Still jealous I didn't get to meet up with you all though!

01-28-2016, 05:25 AM	#545
Xyantha Reborn - Actually Very Tame! Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 2,691	I totally wished you could have been there!!! If i am ever in your necks of the woods I will absoltely come say hi More women is always better to team up on Dwes, torturing him was hilarious!

01-28-2016, 06:51 AM	#547
Xyantha Reborn - Actually Very Tame! Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 2,691	LOL love it!

01-28-2016, 02:49 PM	#550
dwesterny Unpleasantly Plump Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: BuffaLOL Posts: 1,710	When I got a bar of soap this morning my cat sneaked into my closet with me noticing. I closed the door and she was locked in there all day. I opened the door when I got home and heard her meowing. Not to worry though kitty is out of the closet and FABULOUS! __________________ Send me dead flowers every morning, send me dead flowers by the mail.