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Old 05-08-2009, 02:07 PM   #126
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:47 PM   #127
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this thread should really be made into some kind of Jeff Foxworthy-esque skit...

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Old 05-08-2009, 02:52 PM   #128
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Geeky Fa wishes-
You wish the strippers in GTA 4 were not so thin.
You wish all the sims were fat.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:17 PM   #129
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You wish the strippers in GTA 4 were not so thin.
You wish all the sims were fat.
you are such a nerdy wee geek! grand theft aut.......zzzzzzz'
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:18 PM   #130
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...You add "And Bellies, Boobs, Legs etc." to the first verse of Baby Got Back.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:20 PM   #131
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but.. its exciting is GTA!!
I would say resident evil is more exciting but i have no desire to see fat zombies. Well maby just a little.
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:21 PM   #132
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but.. its exciting is GTA!!
I would say resident evil is more exciting but i have no desire to see fat zombies. Well maby just a little.
ok then I'll pretend to be dead in bed tonight and you will experience a fat Zombie lying next to you, lmao!
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:25 PM   #133
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ok then I'll pretend to be dead in bed tonight and you will experience a fat Zombie lying next to you, lmao!
eek! YOU are SO CREEPY!!!
I'm a bit frightened..
erm ok..i've come around..as long as you pretend you are a zombie that is kinna fresh..thats ok.. None of that evil dead skeleton crap!! I want Fat Zombie cheerleaders!
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Old 05-08-2009, 03:28 PM   #134
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eek! YOU are SO CREEPY!!!
I'm a bit frightened..
erm ok..i've come around..as long as you pretend you are a zombie that is kinna fresh..thats ok.. None of that evil dead skeleton crap!! I want Fat Zombie cheerleaders!
ok I'll look out my pom poms and see you upstairs xxx
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Old 05-08-2009, 05:02 PM   #135
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Old 05-09-2009, 09:27 AM   #136
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... you see the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and become as "aroused" as you would looking at the cover of PC World.
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Old 05-09-2009, 09:37 AM   #137
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this thread should really be made into some kind of Jeff Foxworthy-esque skit...

"you might be an FA if....?"
...you intentionally eat lunch at a Japanese sushi bar at the local mall because it has a great view of the Lane Bryant store. And you HATE sushi.

...you keep ordering extra items off the menu -even though you're no longer hungry- because your waitress is fat and you like watching her bend over to put items on your table.

Sadly, I am guilty of both of these FA-isms.
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Old 05-09-2009, 11:33 AM   #138
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... you see the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue and become as "aroused" as you would looking at the cover of PC World.
Actually, some FAs would go Oooooo, looking at the cover of PC World
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Old 05-09-2009, 11:52 AM   #139
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...you intentionally eat lunch at a Japanese sushi bar at the local mall because it has a great view of the Lane Bryant store. And you HATE sushi.

...you keep ordering extra items off the menu -even though you're no longer hungry- because your waitress is fat and you like watching her bend over to put items on your table.

Sadly, I am guilty of both of these FA-isms.
you peeping perv!, actually my beloved mergirl ( your fellow fa) thinks this is sooo cute and went aaaah, when I read it out,lol
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Old 05-09-2009, 01:06 PM   #140
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You know you're a FA when you repeatedly go the the local IHOP and order the same thing all the time, not because you are so in love with pancakes, but because you are so enchanted by the waitress, who knows your MO and doesn't mind.
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Old 05-09-2009, 05:51 PM   #141
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This recently happened to my FA husband.

You know you are an Fa when you have not worked at the mechanic shop in over 12 yrs., haven't even lived in the state for 9 yrs., and when someone is asked if they knew you way back when, their reply is "Larry, oh yea, he was the guy who liked fat girls!".

And as his fattie, that makes me laugh and smile at the same time. I love it.
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Old 05-09-2009, 11:20 PM   #142
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This recently happened to my FA husband.

You know you are an Fa when you have not worked at the mechanic shop in over 12 yrs., haven't even lived in the state for 9 yrs., and when someone is asked if they knew you way back when, their reply is "Larry, oh yea, he was the guy who liked fat girls!".

And as his fattie, that makes me laugh and smile at the same time. I love it.
That makes me smile too

Not as spectacular as your story but in my younger days I was introduced by silly girls to others: "This guy was the friend of a fat girl."
As I remember I found this outing very amusing. I thought I'm something special and I liked it.
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:00 AM   #143
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Old 05-12-2009, 12:07 PM   #144
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You just might be a FA if:

Your usualy articulate and amusing vocabulary goes out the window and you find it hard to string basic sentences together, when faced with a devastatingly gorgeous SSBBW! A-hommina hommina hommina - not the best conversation starter!
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Old 05-12-2009, 10:00 PM   #145
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...you intentionally eat lunch at a Japanese sushi bar at the local mall because it has a great view of the Lane Bryant store. And you HATE sushi.

...you keep ordering extra items off the menu -even though you're no longer hungry- because your waitress is fat and you like watching her bend over to put items on your table.

Sadly, I am guilty of both of these FA-isms.

There's a bar across the courtyard from my local Lane Briant. Once, after several drinks with good friends I walked across the courtyard and shouted, "I love fat chicks!" at the Lane Briant. The girls within regarded me with about as much belief as Leia when Luke came to bust her out of the first death star.

I lowered my fists and walked off, feeling the eyes of the other patrons in the courtyard like a cold shower down my back. As I turned to go I swore I heard a far away cry of, "Me too!"
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Old 05-13-2009, 03:15 AM   #146
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... you're not too excited about women's sports in general, because it's a pitiful display of sinews and bones, but you do check the internet and TV guide for the women's heavyweight weightlifting championships.
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Old 05-13-2009, 12:47 PM   #147
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Ok... I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but how has or would it get on there?
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Old 05-14-2009, 05:13 AM   #149
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Womens sumo is good too!
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