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Old 01-19-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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Cors said I should ask here. I'm also 53 years old.

How about a short, 5'8", fat, 445 lb guy like
me, is there even any hope of me being sexy?

Don't worry about hurting my feelings, be real.
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Old 01-19-2009, 04:51 PM   #2
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Yes and to raise your confidence in your sexiness you should practice positions you enjoy, go to the spa and get pampered, and take pictures of yourself when you feel attractive/happy/sexy for your own viewing pleasure.

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Old 01-19-2009, 04:59 PM   #3
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Of course you can be sexy. No, I'm not trying to spare your feelings, either.

Know your audience, man. Your chances are obviously lessened if you're looking somewhere that caters to 20-somethings, but search out single women in their 50's (and the average female height is 5'6 or so, so that shouldn't be much of an issue) and perhaps you will find a good match.

I've read many of your posts - you are a total sweetheart and an excellent catch. Keep looking
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:05 PM   #4
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Yes and to raise your confidence in your sexiness you should practice positions you enjoy, go to the spa and get pampered, and take pictures of yourself when you feel attractive/happy/sexy for your own viewing pleasure.

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Old 01-19-2009, 05:09 PM   #5
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Of course you can be sexy. No, I'm not trying to spare your feelings, either.

Know your audience, man. Your chances are obviously lessened if you're looking somewhere that caters to 20-somethings, but search out single women in their 50's (and the average female height is 5'6 or so, so that shouldn't be much of an issue) and perhaps you will find a good match.

I've read many of your posts - you are a total sweetheart and an excellent catch. Keep looking
That's great advice, Melian, as I've really noticed that most of
my Dimmer's brothers and sisters are quite a bit younger than
me.
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:35 PM   #6
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Sexy is a state of mind and confidence.Of course you can be sexy.As stated before it does help that you're sweet as sugar candy and very kind.
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Old 01-19-2009, 05:37 PM   #7
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Well there Mr. Edgar I have to say, I definitely say you'd definitely be considered sexy...and add in your sweetness/kindness and it's even moreso.

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Old 01-19-2009, 05:55 PM   #8
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Well there Mr. Edgar I have to say, I definitely say you'd definitely be considered sexy...and add in your sweetness/kindness and it's even moreso.

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Thanks for those kind verbal hugs. Sexy is indeed a state of mind
and I do feel sexy. The mind really is the sexiest part of any
person, after all, it tells the body what to do. Hahaha! sex
happens in the mind first and the body just follows. Cors
suggested in another thread that I ask here, so I thought it
would be fun, and I did.
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Cors said I should ask here. I'm also 53 years old.

How about a short, 5'8", fat, 445 lb guy like
me, is there even any hope of me being sexy?

Don't worry about hurting my feelings, be real.
Yes sir you can. I am 6'1'' 320 lbs and I used to think that my size intimidated females. What I realized was, It was my lack of confidence. Women are attracted to confidence. Don't be afraid to approach them and talk to them. Give them unique compliments. Be funny and charming. Dont use pickup lines. Engage them in normal conversation. If the conversation is going well, look for indicators of interest. Is her legs crossed toward you or away from you? Does she touch you? Not every female will be interested in you sexually but, You can never have too many female friends because they have female friends. I pulled a stunningly beautiful, 21 year old bartender last Wed night at a club we were playing because I was giving her unique compliments and talking to her every chance I got. At the end of the night she asked me what I was doing later!
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Old 01-19-2009, 06:15 PM   #10
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Yes sir you can. I am 6'1'' 320 lbs and I used to think that my size intimidated females. What I realized was, It was my lack of confidence. Women are attracted to confidence. Don't be afraid to approach them and talk to them. Give them unique compliments. Be funny and charming. Dont use pickup lines. Engage them in normal conversation. If the conversation is going well, look for indicators of interest. Is her legs crossed toward you or away from you? Does she touch you? Not every female will be interested in you sexually but, You can never have too many female friends because they have female friends. I pulled a stunningly beautiful, 21 year old bartender last Wed night at a club we were playing because I was giving her unique compliments and talking to her every chance I got. At the end of the night she asked me what I was doing later!
You got the stuff, dude! I'm that way with the girls and it
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I agree with Melian.

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Hey sweetie! Seriously, I've read your posts here and you sound like such a sweetheart. Girls always love a sincere man.
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Hey sweetie! Seriously, I've read your posts here and you sound like such a sweetheart. Girls always love a sincere man.
Thanks for the kind words. The silly Rep system
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