You know you are an Fa when.......? - Page 12

BothGunsBlazing · 10-22-2009, 06:53 AM

You park further away so you can wait for elderly and injured people to park in the spot closest to the door so when they least expect it you tackle them and be like DO YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR FAT PEOPLE

SDFAJHASHDFJHFJKL!!!!!

TraciJo67 · 10-22-2009, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Tooz

To say I take issue with this statement might just be the greatest understatement of all time.

Ditto. To say that I echo your sentiment would be the 2nd greatest understatement of all time.

exile in thighville · 10-22-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Clonenumber47

9. You look at the elderly and injured riding in electronic wheelchairs and think, "that chair should only ever be be used for fat people".

i also think this with public transportation, zoning ordinances and sex swings

Weeze · 10-22-2009, 08:08 AM

Oh, nevermind.

Weirdo890 · 10-22-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Clonenumber47

You know you're an FA when :

1. You find yourself watching reruns of the Anna Nicole Show, for different reasons than the rest of the populous.

That would be me, if E! ever ran reruns of the show.

Clonenumber47 · 10-22-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Clonenumber47

7. You park in a further spot from the door of a store, in hopes a fat person will come along and take the closer spot.

9. You look at the elderly and injured riding in electronic wheelchairs and think, "that chair should only ever be be used for fat people".

On a serious note:

It has been brought to my attention that I inadvertently offended one or more users. I do apologize. It was not my intention to offend. The two lines above were meant more as satire comedy, over literal interpretation. I am truly sorry if anyone was offended whether you voice your opinion to me directly or indirectly.

back to Comedy:

You know you're an FA when :

1. You don't want to upset any of the lovely plus-sized people you associate with on an online forum, and will retract an earlier satire joke because it doesn't fly through text.

Make_Lunch_Not_War · 10-23-2009, 03:52 PM

You know you're an FA when...

...You can't watch NBC's "The Biggest Loser" because you know that eventually all the BBW's will only be a fraction of the person they are now. Sigh.

(All my postings is certified "Electric Wheelchair Free" by NADA - National Association of Disabled Americans)

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Weirdo890 · 01-08-2010, 01:21 PM

You know you're an FA when you're wondering when Disney is going to have a fat princess in a movie.

lovesgaininggirls · 01-08-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Weirdo890

You know you're an FA when you're wondering when Disney is going to have a fat princess in a movie.

I knew I was an FA when one of my girl friends who was about 5'6 and weighed around 150 asked me if she should go on a diet and I had the courage to say YES, if you put ON weight, not take it off!

Dism4l · 01-14-2010, 09:52 AM

You know you're an FA when:
you're eating junk food in your room because your parents are downstairs watching "The Biggest Loser"

Weirdo890 · 01-14-2010, 07:59 PM

You know you're an FA when:

You want the contestants of The Biggest Loser or Dance Your A** Off to rebel against the shows producers and slay them.

Famouslastwords · 01-16-2010, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Weirdo890

You know you're an FA when:

You want the contestants of The Biggest Loser or Dance Your A** Off to rebel against the shows producers and slay them.

Why? Those people are obviously unhappy being fat. Why begrudge them the thing they want?

I heard the people from Dance your A** off didn't lose very much weight though. That's what they insinuated on The Soup anyway. I didn't watch the show.

LoveBHMS · 01-16-2010, 02:56 AM

When your celebrity crushes are Chris Farley, Kevin James, Jack Black, and Vinnie D'Onofrio.

When you applaud the state of NJ for electing Chris Christie because he's fat and feel like the electorate was sticking it to the jerks who don't realize some women might find him attractive.

Gspoon · 01-23-2010, 06:15 PM

You know you are an FA when you see a BBW and you are like "That is hot"

Lols... ok, let me think of a more clever thing to say!

You know you are an FA when someone starts talking about weight or fat, your mind instantly goes to a BBW/BHM nekkid.

JaytheFA · 01-29-2010, 04:03 AM

.....when You Build Your Life Around "sewing For Fat Chicks"...just So You Can "sew For Fat Chicks"!!

mergirl · 01-31-2010, 01:53 PM

When you know using the lable 'Fa' is actually meaningless and you should just get to it and be with fat people without hand wringing, lies or debate.

Weirdo890 · 01-31-2010, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mergirl

When you know using the lable 'Fa' is actually meaningless and you should just get to it and be with fat people without hand wringing, lies or debate.

I think you have officially ended this thread. How do you top that?

Lightning Man · 01-31-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Weirdo890

I think you have officially ended this thread. How do you top that?

Eye of the beholder. If you don't think the term FA is meaningless, the post is a lot less awesome.

mergirl · 01-31-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightning Man

Eye of the beholder. If you don't think the term FA is meaningless, the post is a lot less awesome.

Awsome lightning strike! POW!
What does 'Fa' mean to you? What makes this term so meaningful?

Lightning Man · 01-31-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mergirl

Awesome lightning strike! POW!
What does 'Fa' mean to you? What makes this term so meaningful?

Not sure what the front part is supposed to mean. Is it sarcasm saying that I think I scored some sort of point? I don't think I did. I just disagree with you that FA is a meaningless label.

FA means to me what it denotatively stands for: Fat Admirer. Connotatively to me it means people like me who, after years of being told implicitly and explicitly that it was wrong or weird to like plumpness as a part of a woman's being, realized that we do nonetheless and that's okay.

I fall in love with women (individual human beings), but my personal aesthetics are to women who are corpulent.

Imagine you were a BBW and were told by significant people in your life that it was wrong to be plump and something to be ashamed of. Then imagine you find that there are a whole bunch of plump women who aren't ashamed of it, some even proud of it, who carry themselves with positive bearing. You might want to be a part of that group. And you might be proud of it.

Now flip that to being an FA and finding this place. Such a thing as an FA has made it easier for me to deal with the people in my life who would judge someone by what size dress she wears. I'm proud to be an FA and it means quite a bit to me.

mergirl · 01-31-2010, 05:15 PM

no..no sarcasm.. POW-like an awsome super power. Thanks for the pm.
I find the term fa a bit pointless and slighty objectifying. If it were not called 'fa' it might be just as useful to you?

Lightning Man · 01-31-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mergirl

no..no sarcasm.. POW-like an awsome super power. Thanks for the pm.
I find the term fa a bit pointless and slighty objectifying. If it were not called 'fa' it might be just as useful to you?

I'm all for a better term. I just haven't heard one yet.

Gspoon · 02-01-2010, 12:15 AM

I use FA because it seems Universal. I don't consider FA to be an objectifying term whatsoever, just like I don't consider BBW/BHM to be objectifying. It is just a term and that is it. It holds no power over anyone and if it is really that big of a problem for some people to use it, then by all means, come up with a new term that is fair and not as objectifying.

Anyway, I am drawing away from the thread.

You know you are an FA when you hear a bass drum and think back to cartoons when a character got fat or really big... and secretly wish that that sound would be played when you patted a BBW's belly.... oh... how I wish.

mergirl · 02-02-2010, 05:53 AM

lmao. I guess i shouldn't have worried about simple terms being objectifying!

Amarillowave · 02-02-2010, 03:03 PM

you can't get an erection from looking at skinny girls anymore.

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Make_Lunch_Not_War Ken Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New Jersey, home of mosquitoes & underachieving NHL teams Posts: 305	You know you're an FA when... ...You can't watch NBC's "The Biggest Loser" because you know that eventually all the BBW's will only be a fraction of the person they are now. Sigh. (All my postings is certified "Electric Wheelchair Free" by NADA - National Association of Disabled Americans) ' __________________ "Kennelicious" Last edited by Make_Lunch_Not_War; 10-23-2009 at 04:00 PM.

01-08-2010, 01:21 PM	#283
Weirdo890 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kent, WA Posts: 4,985	You know you're an FA when you're wondering when Disney is going to have a fat princess in a movie. __________________ "The whole world is crazy, it's just that there are a few of us smart enough to realize it" - Me "Conquer all, but one escapes Govern all, but one dissents Embark on genocide, and one shall rise to damn you." - Jack Kirby "Hunger Dogs" My YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU24ty301nY

01-14-2010, 09:52 AM	#285
Dism4l Skewed Perspective Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 65	You know you're an FA when: you're eating junk food in your room because your parents are downstairs watching "The Biggest Loser" __________________ Stephen Colbert- "When push comes to shove, I will throw you in front of a train." Bonus commune communitatis

01-14-2010, 07:59 PM	#286
Weirdo890 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kent, WA Posts: 4,985	You know you're an FA when: You want the contestants of The Biggest Loser or Dance Your A* Off* to rebel against the shows producers and slay them. __________________ "The whole world is crazy, it's just that there are a few of us smart enough to realize it" - Me "Conquer all, but one escapes Govern all, but one dissents Embark on genocide, and one shall rise to damn you." - Jack Kirby "Hunger Dogs" My YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU24ty301nY

10-22-2009, 06:53 AM	#276
BothGunsBlazing Back...ish Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Edison, New Jersey Posts: 2,159	You park further away so you can wait for elderly and injured people to park in the spot closest to the door so when they least expect it you tackle them and be like DO YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR FAT PEOPLE SDFAJHASHDFJHFJKL!!!!!

01-16-2010, 02:56 AM	#288
LoveBHMS default title Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 4,087	When your celebrity crushes are Chris Farley, Kevin James, Jack Black, and Vinnie D'Onofrio. When you applaud the state of NJ for electing Chris Christie because he's fat and feel like the electorate was sticking it to the jerks who don't realize some women might find him attractive. __________________ It was all very careless and confused.

01-23-2010, 06:15 PM	#289
Gspoon Spoonah Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 727	You know you are an FA when you see a BBW and you are like "That is hot" Lols... ok, let me think of a more clever thing to say! You know you are an FA when someone starts talking about weight or fat, your mind instantly goes to a BBW/BHM nekkid. __________________ "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

01-29-2010, 04:03 AM	#290
JaytheFA Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: LAS VEGAS Posts: 37	.....when You Build Your Life Around "sewing For Fat Chicks"...just So You Can "sew For Fat Chicks"!!

01-31-2010, 01:53 PM	#291
mergirl Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,927	When you know using the lable 'Fa' is actually meaningless and you should just get to it and be with fat people without hand wringing, lies or debate. __________________ We must learn that to passively accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, thereby to become a participant in its evil. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

01-31-2010, 05:15 PM	#296
mergirl Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,927	no..no sarcasm.. POW-like an awsome super power. Thanks for the pm. I find the term fa a bit pointless and slighty objectifying. If it were not called 'fa' it might be just as useful to you? __________________ We must learn that to passively accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, thereby to become a participant in its evil. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

02-01-2010, 12:15 AM	#298
Gspoon Spoonah Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 727	I use FA because it seems Universal. I don't consider FA to be an objectifying term whatsoever, just like I don't consider BBW/BHM to be objectifying. It is just a term and that is it. It holds no power over anyone and if it is really that big of a problem for some people to use it, then by all means, come up with a new term that is fair and not as objectifying. Anyway, I am drawing away from the thread. You know you are an FA when you hear a bass drum and think back to cartoons when a character got fat or really big... and secretly wish that that sound would be played when you patted a BBW's belly.... oh... how I wish. __________________ "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

02-02-2010, 05:53 AM	#299
mergirl Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Posts: 6,927	lmao. I guess i shouldn't have worried about simple terms being objectifying! __________________ We must learn that to passively accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, thereby to become a participant in its evil. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

02-02-2010, 03:03 PM	#300
Amarillowave Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 37	you can't get an erection from looking at skinny girls anymore.