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Old 07-19-2006, 12:11 PM   #1
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(clever disguise for another lunch thread combined with a rant about being a food magnet)

I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).

So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:

Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black

Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette

Just under left breast - pizza sauce

On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)

I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:06 PM   #2
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Sweetheart - not to worry. There's an old saying in my family:

"If you don't wear it you didn't enjoy it."

ENJOY!



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Originally Posted by JoyJoy
(clever disguise for another lunch thread combined with a rant about being a food magnet)

I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).

So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:

Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black

Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette

Just under left breast - pizza sauce

On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)

I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:29 PM   #3
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I can almost never eat without spilling something. Unless I'm out on a date. Then I'm really careful.

Today's shirt leftovers feature rice spots from eating sushi while driving.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:06 PM   #4
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I used to have a friend who was a BBW and had very ample breasts. She *always* had something on the front of her. She finally took to wearing either a scarf or a pin whenever she went out and would strategically relocate the scarf/pin to cover the spot d'jour. It worked great and no one ever knew unless she told them. BRILLIANT!
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:10 PM   #5
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I'm usually cleaning something out of my moustache than spilling something on my shirt.

My sweetie, OTOH, is cursed to always spill something esp. when she's wearing a white shirt. And usually on her ample frontage.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:22 PM   #6
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Tide To Go - I always have one in my purse. Saves me everyday, no matter what I've spilled on myself!
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:48 AM   #7
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Tide To Go - I always have one in my purse. Saves me everyday, no matter what I've spilled on myself!
I had one of those Shout wipes in my desk drawer last week....I think I need to stock up..
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:02 AM   #8
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This is HILARIOUS! Stain stick is my best friend. I keep it in the bathroom so, when I take off clothes, I can stain stick them immediately.

I said to Rainy just yesterday, as I sat on her couch eating a huge piece of ice cream pie, that at least my breasts kept it from getting on the carpet.
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:28 PM   #9
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right thigh: greasy pizza sauce. Tried removing it with the old: ice cube from bev. trick but it didn't quite work.
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Old 07-20-2006, 06:58 PM   #10
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This is HILARIOUS! Stain stick is my best friend. I keep it in the bathroom so, when I take off clothes, I can stain stick them immediately.

I said to Rainy just yesterday, as I sat on her couch eating a huge piece of ice cream pie, that at least my breasts kept it from getting on the carpet.
I have the shout with the scrubby top in my bathroom
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:47 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JoyJoy
(clever disguise for another lunch thread combined with a rant about being a food magnet)

I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).

So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:

Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black

Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette

Just under left breast - pizza sauce

On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)

I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.

This is why I carry shout wipes around with me. If I didnt I wouldnt own a top without a stain on it.
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Old 07-22-2006, 09:39 PM   #12
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Hi Joy

I was surfing for some other topic and found this conversation on a forum and thought to post a link here

"The Ultimate Spilling Food On Yourself Thread, The Thread"
http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?showtopic=26841

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Quote:
Originally Posted by JoyJoy
(clever disguise for another lunch thread combined with a rant about being a food magnet)

I wore white today. I should have known better, but I did it anyway. Now, anyone I encounter today won't have to guess what I had for lunch (after all, people nearly always make such a game of finding out what Joy ate today).

So, here's a map of the lunch I'm currently wearing:

Dribbled in a line of fine spots below my right breast - coffee, black

Mid-belly - Nice-sized splotch of raspberry vinagrette

Just under left breast - pizza sauce

On the neckline - small spots of cherry filling from the pop-tart I had for dessert (these are small, so I may have to assist by pointing them out)

I swear, I'm not a slob, I only look like one! Napkins were present and accounted for, but when wearing white, food knows how to get past those napkins.
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Old 07-22-2006, 11:59 PM   #13
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Bryan Adams, well not litteraly

but on the belly section ice cream, n some stuff on my shorts that im not sure what it is...
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Right near where my left nip should be is a brown nip sized stain from lunch. A drop of beef stroganoff sauce. Above my right boob area is an unidentified non-food grayish stain. I feel like a slob. These two stains on my shirt are enough to make me jump in the shower as soon as I get home. I need some Tide to go.
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