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Old 07-08-2013, 12:25 PM   #1
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What's your BEST opening line to the one you're attracted to?

Best/worst (I can think of) - Hey wanna go back to my place for pizza & some tonsil hockey? (Johnny Knoxville in MIB2).

OK so let's see how this goes.
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:18 PM   #2
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Mine usually involve the words 'would you like to be my boyfriend' or simply kissing them. What can I say, I'm aggressive!
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Mine usually involve the words 'would you like to be my boyfriend' or simply kissing them. What can I say, I'm aggressive!
How concise.
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Old 07-08-2013, 01:36 PM   #4
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I've got no game, but what my wife did was come up to me at a party (after we'd known each other for a few weeks), and put her arm around my waist, and kept it there for the rest of the party. No real words required for that message to penetrate even my thick skull (of course, she had a pretty good idea by then that I'd be receptive)
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The first line that pop up in my mind (all Groucho fault!) is:

"Letís go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesnít seem to be anyone on this couch."

Never get the chance to use it!
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Sure - let's do it
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Old 07-08-2013, 05:37 PM   #8
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I remember when you said this to me...memories.
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Someone asked me once if I wanted to get married for the weekend. I thought it was pretty funny.

Also, had a customer ask me once if my eyes were bothering me. I said they weren't, and he said "Well they sure bother me every time I see you".
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OMG! Love that one! I'd never be brave enough to use it but I love it lol
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Old 07-09-2013, 04:00 AM   #11
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You have won me over! *puts on my best 'date me' face*

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Also, had a customer ask me once if my eyes were bothering me. I said they weren't, and he said "Well they sure bother me every time I see you".
That is so cute and awesome! Admittedly if anybody ever tried to use a pick up line I would just laugh in their face because I think they are hilarious but that is sweet!
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The best intro line i have ever been on the receiving end of was in a club. I was texting a friend when a guy came up to me and said " your texting the wrong number you should text this one ". He then gave me card with his name and number on. I never did phone or text him
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What can I say, I'm aggressive!
Same here, although, it's only out of necessity. No one ever makes a move on me in a timely fashion, and waiting is annoying.

No lines...I usually just sexually harass people (and yes, if I realize that there would be hell to pay if I was a guy). For example, this weekend I was at a club and a ridiculously hot, decade-younger-than-me guy was looking irresistible. He had snakebites, so I pulled him over and licked them. It worked
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe? Seriously though, I am going to need you to commit on whether or not you will call because waiting anxiously to hear from you kind of sucks and every time my phone rings I will wonder if it's you. I'd rather not do that so just tell me, are you going to call me or not? Also I love your skin it's very beautiful, not like the other whores in this establishment... you are the only pure one here.

Ok call me though seriously! Bye!
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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe? Seriously though, I am going to need you to commit on whether or not you will call because waiting anxiously to hear from you kind of sucks and every time my phone rings I will wonder if it's you. I'd rather not do that so just tell me, are you going to call me or not? Also I love your skin it's very beautiful, not like the other whores in this establishment... you are the only pure one here.

Ok call me though seriously! Bye!
Im trying this tonight.
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Oh man, where were you when I was dating Kate!?
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I've never been able to initiate a conversation with a female. When I was single I would just go out and hope for the best. Fortunately women would occasionally approach me. Here are some of the opening lines women have used on me:

"I've been smiling at you all night -- why haven't you come and talked to me?"

"That guy's been bothering me -- can you sit with me until he goes away."

"You're really tall .. drunk giggle"

accidentally spills beer on me ... "I'm so sorry -- what's your name?"

Sometimes women send a friend:

"My sister wants you to buy her a drink."

"My friend wants to know how old you are." (yells across pool "He's old enough.")

Most recently my wife to be:

"So when are you going to take me for dinner?"
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Mine was always, "Hey baby, can I offer you a drink?...From my mule!!"

I was such the sweet talker back in the olden days.



Actually in truth I was fairly boring. I usually just go up and say something along the lines of, "Hey sugar/honey/ darlin' (pick one) would you like a beer/margarita/shot (pick one or all three if she was a wild girl!) or would you like to dance?
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Ok call me though seriously! Bye!
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Im trying this tonight.
FAIL. I got about half way.

on a better note the line "your mate Dave seems a bit of a dick" was way more successful. She got a bit drunk though. In general a bit of a bust.
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FAIL. I got about half way.

on a better note the line "your mate Dave seems a bit of a dick" was way more successful. She got a bit drunk though. In general a bit of a bust.
I'm sorry it didn't work for you. I forgot to mention that you have to say it while also leaning against your Ferrari
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I'm sorry it didn't work for you. I forgot to mention that you have to say it while also leaning against your Ferrari
Well that makes more sense now. I feel a bit silly.

I'm going to spend the next day waiting for sympathy messages and ladies you should imagine that Iím a tortured soul after this experiace, and that you alone can help me overcome the trauma of feeling a bit silly.
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This is the one I used to meet the lady I'm married to:

"Excuse me ... I see you've got a book by C.J. Cherryh. Is she any good?"* (I had read a couple of her novels and was convinced she wrote crap, but this was a major babe**)


*This line would probably be more effective in a library than in, say, a bar.

**The follow-up involved my checking out no fewer than two Cherryh novels, which I did not read.
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