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Old 10-25-2016, 08:53 PM   #1
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Focus is on real life. Ever had a moment where you reacted weirdly and regretted it? That after it is over you wish you had an extra sentence to express that emotion of distress, or that you could call do over and make it different?

Example; i was in a wendy's drivethrough anf knocked on my window while i was parked at the window, engaged in determining where i was on the map.

I am pretty sure I gave her a wtf look.

To the lady in the Wendy's drivethrough. I am so sorry for giving you a bitchy face. I was just startled, I didn't know you wanted to ask me about where I got my dogs!
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Old 10-25-2016, 09:47 PM   #2
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Sorry to the dozens of drivers that I cut ahead of in the exit lanes every day on the way to and from work and will continue to do the same to.

In my defense I don't feel like waiting.
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Old 10-26-2016, 06:41 AM   #3
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Sorry to the dozens of drivers that I cut ahead of in the exit lanes every day on the way to and from work and will continue to do the same to.

In my defense I don't feel like waiting.
As a truck driver I absofuckinglutely love drivers like you. You're my free pass. I get to smash you when I'm aggravated and go out of my way to tap your car because it's always your fault. Thank you (the collective you) that do this. It's the little things that make me happy.

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Old 10-26-2016, 06:43 AM   #4
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As a truck driver I absofuckinglutely love drivers like you. You're my free pass. I get to smash you when I'm aggravated and go out of my way to tap your car because it's always your fault. Thank you (the collective you) thst do this. It's the little things that make me happy.

Yes, I'm aware that I'm an asshole.
As a super timid person with a driving liscence that is too scared to actually drive a car at all, this terrifies me.
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Old 10-26-2016, 06:57 AM   #5
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I've now completely changed my position on self-driving trucks.



As an addendum to my above apology I'm also sorry for laughing and making sheep-noises when I pass all of you. That I may actually stop doing.
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Old 10-26-2016, 08:24 AM   #6
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Loops truck drivers get shafted by cars all the time. Unless you piss them off truck drivers are actually some of the most courteous in my opinion. Like, if you let them in infront of you, they flash their tail lights in thanks. Half th drivers dont even thank you.

People who cut trucks off etc are endangering their lives, and the lives of everyone on the road. The placards on the side of he truck indicate how dangerous the contents are, and it is insane whatching some idiots up here cut off trucks that are displaying highly explosive on the side.

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Old 10-26-2016, 08:55 AM   #7
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I do at least wait to be let in, so it wouldn't work if Leo stopped to let me in and then hit me. I admit it'd be sort of funny, though.
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Old 10-26-2016, 01:16 PM   #8
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Once, I won a supermarket sweepstakes even though my brother's cousin was a box boy in that very store. I would like to apologize to Safeway Food, Inc., and its employees. I would like to apologize to my family, who have stood by me, and especially to my wife Karen. A wiser and more loyal spouse could not be found.

When I was twenty-one, I smoked marijuana every day for one year. I would like to apologize for the next fifteen years of anxiety attacks and drug-related phobias, including the feeling that when Ed Sullivan introduced Wayne and Shuster, he was actually signaling my parents that I was high. I would like to apologize to my wife Karen, who still believes in me, and to the Marijuana Growers Association of Napa Valley and its affiliates for any embarrassment I may have caused them. I would also like to mention a little incident that took place in the Holiday Inn in Ypsilanti, Michigan, during that same time. I was lying in bed in room 342 and began counting ceiling tiles. Since the room was square, it was an easy computation, taking no longer than the weekend. As Sunday evening rolled around, I began to compute how many imaginary ceiling tiles it would take to cover the walls and floor of my room. When I checked out of the hotel, I flippantly told the clerk that it would take twelve hundred ninety-four imaginary ceiling tiles to fill the entire room.

Two weeks later, while attempting to break the record for consecutive listenings to "American Pie," I realized that I had included the real tiles in my calculation of imaginary tiles; I should have subtracted them from my total. I would like to apologize to the staff of the Holiday Inn for any inconvenience I may have caused, to the wonderful people at Universal Ceiling Tile, to my wife Karen, and to my two children, whose growth is stunted.

Several years ago, in California, I ate my first clam and said it tasted "like a gonad dipped in motor oil." I would like to apologize to Bob 'n' Betty's Clam Fiesta, and especially to Bob, who I found out later only had one testicle. I would like to apologize to the waitress June and her affiliates, and the DePaul family dog, who suffered the contents of my nauseated stomach.

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In 1992, I was interviewing one Ms. Anna Floyd for a secretarial position, when my pants accidentally fell down around my ankles as I was coincidentally saying, "Ever seen one of these before?" Even though I was referring to my new Pocket Tape Memo Taker, I would like to apologize to Ms. Floyd for any grief this misunderstanding might have caused her. I would also like to apologize to the Pocket Tape people, to their affiliates, and to my family, who have stood by me. I would like to apologize also to International Hardwood Designs, whose floor my pants fell upon. I would especially like to apologize to my wife Karen, whose constant understanding fills me with humility.

Once, in Hawaii, I had sex with a hundred-and-two-year-old male turtle. It would be hard to argue that it was consensual. I would like to apologize to the turtle, his family, the Kahala Hilton Hotel, and the hundred or so diners at the Hilton's outdoor cafe. I would also like to apologize to my loyal wife Karen, who had to endure the subsequent news item in the "Also Noted" section of the Santa Barbara Women's Club Weekly.

In 1987, I attended a bar mitzvah in Manhattan while wearing white gabardine pants, white patent-leather slippers, a blue blazer with gold buttons, and a yachting cap. I would like to apologize to the Jewish people, the State of Israel, my family, who have stood by me, and my wife Karen, who has endured my seventeen affairs and three out-of-wedlock children.

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Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book. When I was growing up, the usage of this word in our household closely approximated the Hawaiian aloha, and my use of it in the casino was meant to express "until we meet again."

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Old 10-27-2016, 10:49 AM   #9
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As a truck driver I absofuckinglutely love drivers like you. You're my free pass. I get to smash you when I'm aggravated and go out of my way to tap your car because it's always your fault. Thank you (the collective you) that do this. It's the little things that make me happy.

Yes, I'm aware that I'm an asshole.
My favorite is when I see people cut in front of a loaded truck while it's going downhill.

REALLY FUCKING SMART MOVE THERE, PERSON IN A HONDA CIVIC.
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Old 10-27-2016, 12:06 PM   #10
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As a super timid person with a driving liscence that is too scared to actually drive a car at all, this terrifies me.
You've nothing to fret about if you just use some common sense and courtesy and obey the rules of the road.

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I do at least wait to be let in, so it wouldn't work if Leo stopped to let me in and then hit me. I admit it'd be sort of funny, though.
I'd totally let you in in that case.

*Waves at Cobra Verde to proceed and as soon as he crosses the line gear drops, hammer down right into the rear quarter fender. Smash, smash, SAAMAAASH!! *
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Sorry to all the people that I judge horribly based upon their driving skills....
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Sorry to all the waiters/waitresses who must endure my long list of menu questions (you are truly American heroes), anyone who shared the road with me when I started driving.
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I won't lie, I meant everything I said but I wish that I had kept it to myself or had at least said it like an adult.
I'm truly sorry. I should say this "to your face" but I doubt you want that so I'll say it here and just hope that you can sense it somehow.
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The struggle is real.

Im also somewhat sorry I have to make Dwes post more snarky and hilarious bits because all I post about is veganism and Djudex, but also non apologetic as it is a good laugh
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Sorry to the non animal owners who visit. I forget fur isn't a part of your life and watching you wipe your face and mouth and gape at your clothes makes me feel bad...but also like 5% wants to laugh at you, which makes me feel bad too!
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Sorry in advance to those two kids I am going to get in trouble at work tomorrow.

I really hope you enjoy churning the muck heap and cleaning out the chicken pens.

Maybe you will think twice before next time before you decide to disappear with no explanation and not come back.
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Sorry to my coworkers for infecting you. This cold makes the air hurt my skin. I'll leave as soon as I can
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Sorry to all the theater cashiers who tell me to enjoy the movie and get a "you too!" from me in response.
And to the cashier at Dollar Tree who asked how I was doing and got a "thank you" from me just today.
And to the cashiers who end up having to price check a bunch of things for me because somehow I always grab things with messed up or missing labels.
Really, apologies to any cashiers who have to deal with me in general.
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I didn't do nuffin', ain't apologisin'
Damn right! But it might not hurt to have a good lawyer, just in case.
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