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Old 10-06-2006, 08:46 AM   #1
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i am not very fat atal but i want to be dose any one have
any good tips on how to get fat quik
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:10 AM   #2
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Eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and when you think you're gonna explode, eat some mroe! then take a nap and do it over again until your as fat as you wannt to be!

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Old 10-06-2006, 09:16 AM   #3
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I've always said that girl's a beacon of wisdom.

Try eeting cake iced with Crisco insted of forsting.
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Ya the activist knows the way.
You eat and sleep and that's about it.
Or, maybe you go on a diet, lose 2lbs. then gain back 5.

Seriously though, good luck on your quest.
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Old 10-06-2006, 09:55 AM   #6
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Play hospital at home..hook yourself up to a bacon grease IV

funny how I never had to 'learn' how to gain weight..
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:14 AM   #7
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Play hospital at home..hook yourself up to a bacon grease IV

funny how I never had to 'learn' how to gain weight..
OMG! I need the bacon grease IV stat!
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:37 AM   #8
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OMG! I need the bacon grease IV stat!
Definitely. IV is the only way. Funnels are soooo 20th Century.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:38 AM   #9
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Definitely. IV is the only way. Funnels are soooo 20th Century.
Funnels are quite messy too. I hate getting bacon grease all over my shirt.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:59 AM   #10
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Saline is an essential thing in IV's to prevent clogging in the pic line. You musn't forget that, Activist
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:00 AM   #11
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I know this is a little lame, but my only reaction is: LOL!
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:18 AM   #12
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I don't think saline can combat bacon grease.

I feel like in our fun we might be forgetting the OP was probably serious about their need/wnat to gain. Most of us have never really tried to gain, it just happens. I do think one of the main reasons my metabolism is screwed up is back in high school, I stopped having breakfast. I didn't know any better, I thought since I wasn't hungry in the morning, why eat? I speant years skipping breakfast only to find out that most fat people skip breakfast, their metabolism slows down and they hold onto their fat. I am NOT recommending anyone who wants to gain do this, but I do believe this is the main culprit in my weight problems.

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Old 10-09-2006, 11:32 AM   #13
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I don't think saline can combat bacon grease.

I feel like in our fun we might be forgetting the OP was probably serious about their need/wnat to gain.
Great points CuteyChubb! I was actually working under the assumption that the OP was not serious and was a possible troll, as is often the nature of a brand-new anonymous poster with a horribly mispelled request to learn how to gain weight. I wannt to be FAt leik youu!

Of course, I could be wrong, and If I am, the OP has my sincere apologies and my recommendation to search the weight board threads...many great suggestions.
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:45 AM   #14
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Great points CuteyChubb! I was actually working under the assumption that the OP was not serious and was a possible troll, as is often the nature of a brand-new anonymous poster with a horribly mispelled request to learn how to gain weight. I wannt to be FAt leik youu!

Of course, I could be wrong, and If I am, the OP has my sincere apologies and my recommendation to search the weight board threads...many great suggestions.
You know, I forget about the trolls. I'm such a doofus.
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You know, I forget about the trolls. I'm such a doofus.
maybe torlls lik to get fat quik too.

mmmmm, fat torlls.
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Old 10-10-2006, 07:50 AM   #16
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maybe torlls lik to get fat quik too.

mmmmm, fat torlls.
Ahahahahahahhahaha

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Old 10-10-2006, 08:03 AM   #17
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In all seriousness, I was told over PM that I am being "harsh" in this thread. I responded there, but wanted to here as well in case others think the same thing?

One more time, to the OP, if you sincerely want to join Dimensions and talk about weight gain, you are welcome and I'd NEVER want to make you feel bad about that. THis is certainly the correct place to talk about it. I will continue to defend folks' ability to feel safe talking about weight gain here, as I have in the past!

It's just like when you type like a troll, look like a troll, smell like a troll, there are going to be jokes about bacon grease IVs. Anyone who's been around this community for awhile has seen it over and over. Its hard for us NOT to jump on it and start the parade of jokes.

The OP can respond in kind and maybe say a few words about what they're looking for and I'm sure many can help.

If not, I can not feel sorry if this thread degenerates to bacon grease flinging.

Does this make sense, y'all? Do you think I'm being harsh?
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Old 10-10-2006, 08:24 AM   #18
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In all seriousness, I was told over PM that I am being "harsh" in this thread. I responded there, but wanted to here as well in case others think the same thing?

One more time, to the OP, if you sincerely want to join Dimensions and talk about weight gain, you are welcome and I'd NEVER want to make you feel bad about that. THis is certainly the correct place to talk about it. I will continue to defend folks' ability to feel safe talking about weight gain here, as I have in the past!

It's just like when you type like a troll, look like a troll, smell like a troll, there are going to be jokes about bacon grease IVs. Anyone who's been around this community for awhile has seen it over and over. Its hard for us NOT to jump on it and start the parade of jokes.

The OP can respond in kind and maybe say a few words about what they're looking for and I'm sure many can help.

If not, I can not feel sorry if this thread degenerates to bacon grease flinging.

Does this make sense, y'all? Do you think I'm being harsh?
You are not being harsh at all. If the original poster was sincere they would have taken time to at least make sure the thread title was spelled correctly and I won't even go into the message itself.
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In all seriousness, I was told over PM that I am being "harsh" in this thread. I responded there, but wanted to here as well in case others think the same thing?

One more time, to the OP, if you sincerely want to join Dimensions and talk about weight gain, you are welcome and I'd NEVER want to make you feel bad about that. THis is certainly the correct place to talk about it. I will continue to defend folks' ability to feel safe talking about weight gain here, as I have in the past!

It's just like when you type like a troll, look like a troll, smell like a troll, there are going to be jokes about bacon grease IVs. Anyone who's been around this community for awhile has seen it over and over. Its hard for us NOT to jump on it and start the parade of jokes.

The OP can respond in kind and maybe say a few words about what they're looking for and I'm sure many can help.

If not, I can not feel sorry if this thread degenerates to bacon grease flinging.

Does this make sense, y'all? Do you think I'm being harsh?
You're not being harsh at all. A little caution with some hidden seriousness. After reviewing the thread, Sadien started the cracks. And who better. Forsting. I'm still giggling about that one. And men shouldn't giggle.

But keep the steel toed shoes on, keep us all in line.....
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I've got a suggestion: Write like someone who resides in the country that spawned the fuckin' language.

Then, and only then may you enlist our aid in your fattening proclivities.

Methinks, however, that sooner shall come the rapture than a serious query as to how best to fatten oneself.
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Which country would that be? Do you think it's the same country that spawned the Texas Governor, Ma Ferguson, who said (1924)
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Which country would that be? Do you think it's the same country that spawned the Texas Governor, Ma Ferguson, who said (1924)

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well, the OP lists "england" as his/her origin, I believe, but I think your point still stands.
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