The first BHM/FFA song?

Blondeegrldd · 11-17-2005, 03:36 PM

We have landed in Nashville, baby! Yeehaw!

Download 'Double XL' by Keith Anderson. It's climbing up the country charts.

(first half of the song)

"Well Momma was exhausted after she had me,
it took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me.
Doctor turned to Momma and shook his head,
wiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
'This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
Oh Momma he's a double X L!'

By second grade I was 5' 2
By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
In eighth grade I was shopping at the Big and Tall,
and the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle Roy said 'Boy you'll make the NFL!
ooo bbppp son, you're a double XL!'

Double XL, Double XL
Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.
Double XL Double XL
Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL"

bigwideland · 11-17-2005, 03:57 PM

That's funny,

but I would still like a version of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" title song for the FFA's.

In steady of "things just keep getting better" have "things just keep getting bigger",

anyway if I had all the words I would give it a go.

BWL

Fortune Cookie · 11-18-2005, 06:39 AM

Blondeegrldd --

I heard that song the other day when my fiance and I were chatting about something I'm like, "Shhh! It's my type of guy in that song!"

Country music catches a lot of flack sometimes, but this song was definitely a foot in the right direction.

11-17-2005, 03:36 PM	#1
Blondeegrldd Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 320	The first BHM/FFA song? We have landed in Nashville, baby! Yeehaw! Download 'Double XL' by Keith Anderson. It's climbing up the country charts. (first half of the song) "Well Momma was exhausted after she had me, it took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me. Doctor turned to Momma and shook his head, wiped the sweat off his brow, and then he said , 'This boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell, Oh Momma he's a double X L!' By second grade I was 5' 2 By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe In eighth grade I was shopping at the Big and Tall, and the coaches had me playing High School football. Uncle Roy said 'Boy you'll make the NFL! ooo bbppp son, you're a double XL!' Double XL, Double XL Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell. Double XL Double XL Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held, ooo bbbppp baby Im a double XL" __________________ You can find me under the screen name 'Deanna.'

11-17-2005, 03:57 PM	#2
bigwideland Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Melborne Australia Posts: 421	Not bad That's funny, but I would still like a version of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" title song for the FFA's. In steady of "things just keep getting better" have "things just keep getting bigger", anyway if I had all the words I would give it a go. BWL

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11-18-2005, 06:39 AM	#3
Fortune Cookie Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 38	Blondeegrldd -- I heard that song the other day when my fiance and I were chatting about something I'm like, "Shhh! It's my type of guy in that song!" Country music catches a lot of flack sometimes, but this song was definitely a foot in the right direction.