Create-a-Rumor - Page 4

Obesus · 11-30-2005, 08:16 PM

I actually AM a companion member of the O.T.O. Thelema Lodge!!!??? I am told they run the Freemasons, but they seem curiously inept at asking me for my $10 a year membership on time!
Well, the Scientology thing I don't talk about a lot...I had this girlfriend and she invited me out to dinner with some "friends" and the next thing I knew, I was in the attic with a chalkboard and they were explaining things and...well, you obviously know the rest...MY GOD, CAN NO ONE CREATE A RUMOR ABOUT ME THAT isn't TRUE???? I am submerged in hopelessness...

sob!

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Originally Posted by fatlane

I am not being run by youth. And that computer's set up to MONITOR me, not operate me.

And Obesus, speaking of mind control, you want to tell everyone about your membership in Jack Parson's magick circle, or shall I?

Be sure to remember how it all pertains to Scientology...

Obesus · 11-30-2005, 08:19 PM

Allen Ginsberg used to work when he was a struggling Beat poet? You don't seriously mean......??????

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Originally Posted by fatlane

I want 50 rep points, in small denominations, in a brown bag placed in locker 3714 at the San Fransisco Greyhound terminal. By midnight tonight.

fatlane · 11-30-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Obesus

I actually AM a companion member of the O.T.O. Thelema Lodge!!!??? I am told they run the Freemasons, but they seem curiously inept at asking me for my $10 a year membership on time!
Well, the Scientology thing I don't talk about a lot...I had this girlfriend and she invited me out to dinner with some "friends" and the next thing I knew, I was in the attic with a chalkboard and they were explaining things and...well, you obviously know the rest...MY GOD, CAN NO ONE CREATE A RUMOR ABOUT ME THAT isn't TRUE???? I am submerged in hopelessness...

sob!

The good news is that 90% of the rumors I craft won't be understood by 90% of the population.

Ned Sonntag seems to get quite a few references... is he your Dr. Gonzo? I only ask because I really liked the way you faked your own death there, Mr. Hunter S. Thompson...

Obesus · 11-30-2005, 08:30 PM

...either that, or you hacked my extensive FBI file....I am told it is telephone book sized! I can't explain what came over me....it must have been the Lloigor or maybe the Mi-Go insects took control of me again...it happens whenever I think about....LITTLE DEBBIE Snack Cake Products...I have a sudden urge to wear Ray-Bans....CIA mind control....Project MK=Ultra! YES! That must be it...no wonder I have so many fillings in my teeth...it is all getting blurry now....must find gamemaster....Oops! Stepped out of game bounds! LOL

PS...Ned, in real life, is an OK dude..I actually met him! Gosh, I can't come up with a rumor if I bend over backwards, which I can't!

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Originally Posted by fatlane

The good news is that 90% of the rumors I craft won't be understood by 90% of the population.

Ned Sonntag seems to get quite a few references... is he your Dr. Gonzo? I only ask because I really liked the way you faked your own death there, Mr. Hunter S. Thompson...

Jes · 11-30-2005, 08:34 PM

I heard Planet and I are part of a secret Philly cabal that...well, that's no longer so secret. Human sacrifice, alien abduction, yada yada, the typical stuff.

Obesus · 11-30-2005, 08:44 PM

What the heck good is a cabal without tasty snack cakes and good soda pop?

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Originally Posted by Jes

I heard Planet and I are part of a secret Philly cabal that...well, that's no longer so secret. Human sacrifice, alien abduction, yada yada, the typical stuff.

fatlane · 11-30-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Obesus

...either that, or you hacked my extensive FBI file....I am told it is telephone book sized! I can't explain what came over me....it must have been the Lloigor or maybe the Mi-Go insects took control of me again...it happens whenever I think about....LITTLE DEBBIE Snack Cake Products...I have a sudden urge to wear Ray-Bans....CIA mind control....Project MK=Ultra! YES! That must be it...no wonder I have so many fillings in my teeth...it is all getting blurry now....must find gamemaster....Oops! Stepped out of game bounds! LOL

PS...Ned, in real life, is an OK dude..I actually met him! Gosh, I can't come up with a rumor if I bend over backwards, which I can't!

Fear and Loathing in a Dimensions Thread... I'll have what he's having, unless Tres_Huevos gets it first.

Jes · 11-30-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Obesus

What the heck good is a cabal without tasty snack cakes and good soda pop?

You have a point there, Obbie. And as I've always said: I totally wanna become a pedophile for that hot little debbie!

Ivy · 11-30-2005, 09:57 PM

Dan ex machina came back from the dead and kidnapped Ivy and Kellie Kay which is why they haven't posted in forever. They are being held at gun point in his dorm room.

And, Ivy craving cheesecake like crazy. And he refuses to go to the store.

Dan ex bastardina is more like it.

At least I can work on perfecting my pout, right?

Sandie_Zitkus · 11-30-2005, 10:28 PM

Ya know - Fatlane seems to know way too much about everyones stats here. I say He's CONRAD!!!!!!!!!!

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 12:16 AM

Just look at what is probably the longest and most confusing thread in the history of Dimensions..."The Frenzy Thread"...yup...Fatlane and "AnnMarie"...I think he was just routing signals through a remote server, while the REAL AnnMarie was sound asleep enjoying fuzzy dreams about kittens and puppies! Imagine that...stooping to posting to himself..ha-rumph errrr..thanks for the reputation points there, Fatlane...no bad feelings, eh? (nervous laugh)

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Originally Posted by Sandie_Zitkus

Ya know - Fatlane seems to know way too much about everyones stats here. I say He's CONRAD!!!!!!!!!!

fatlane · 12-01-2005, 05:31 AM

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am Conrad.

My refusal to comment has no connection to my refusal to post a picture of myself.

I categorically deny being AnnMarie, however.

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 06:55 AM

The last refuge of the categorical, is it to be then, eh? Well, since I am not at all Obesus, but actually Hyperphage (aha!), I can use my shifting kaleidoscopic identities to throw a little monkey wrench in that one! If anyone at all has any clue as to what I am saying here or who I actually am, could they please email me? Thanks! Buh-bye!

The Mysterous, reclusive and totally frammused Swami Jalananda Obesaji

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Originally Posted by fatlane

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am Conrad.

My refusal to comment has no connection to my refusal to post a picture of myself.

I categorically deny being AnnMarie, however.

fatlane · 12-01-2005, 11:43 AM

I know I'm not you.

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 08:27 PM

..at least I think it does...unless you REALLY ARE me and just trying to throw "me" off the track! Clever! Hummmph! I'm callin' in the Junior Space Rangers on this one and if they hafta' call Raleigh outta' Chicago, so be it!

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Originally Posted by fatlane

I know I'm not you.

fatlane · 12-01-2005, 08:31 PM

You know we can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 08:37 PM

I will resume my tender, quiet, humanitarian and loving care for the octopi in the fish tank! Hey...there is a rumor....finally, an actual and verifiable "rumourette"...there is no fish tank in reality...just octopi!!!

Obe-wan has octopi, nanner nanner nanner!

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Originally Posted by fatlane

You know we can't fight in here. This is the War Room.

fatlane · 12-01-2005, 08:41 PM

Current listening: Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 08:44 PM

...actually has exceptionally FAT arms, which she hides with all of those shawl type thingys!

(Was THAT a Rumour?)

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Originally Posted by fatlane

Current listening: Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"

fatlane · 12-01-2005, 08:46 PM

The proof is in the pudding, as they say. I guess she just ate too much pudding.

Speaking of Number 10 Cans, where's Buffie of late? Is she getting her 75th boob job?

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 09:29 PM

Buckets full of delicious creamy butterscotch pudding with lots of whipped cream on top.....mmmmmmmmmmmm.....oooooooh...what thread am I in again? Talk about food porn...I better get me a private booth!

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Originally Posted by fatlane

The proof is in the pudding, as they say. I guess she just ate too much pudding.

Speaking of Number 10 Cans, where's Buffie of late? Is she getting her 75th boob job?

Buffie · 12-01-2005, 09:43 PM

What a bunch of freak-ass wierd sickos!!! I love you guys! I dunno if I could laugh harder.

Finally I've got make-out-with-chicks rumors about me, yay!! AND I'm a triplet? SCORE!!

Duuude, Fatlane, like seriously man, dude, man, seriously, dude... WHERE did you ever find a pic of SUCH a sweeet mullet??? That's SO business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back! Rad... NO... TUBULAR! Yeah! Gnarly! Wicked awesome!

75th boob job? Shouldn't it be an even number? What would I do with 75 boobs? Where does the odd one go?

Jes · 12-01-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Obesus

Buckets full of delicious creamy butterscotch pudding with lots of whipped cream on top.....mmmmmmmmmmmm.....oooooooh...what thread am I in again? Talk about food porn...I better get me a private booth!

Once, in grad school the first time, my friends and I decided we were gonna buy one of those insititutional-sized vats of pudding (a gallon, maybe?) and eat the whole thing, together, in front of the TV, just the 3 of us, a spoon apiece.

And so we cracked it open and ate and ate and ate. Disgusting. My friend bought the butterscotch flavor which wasn't so good to begin with, and because it was in a can, it had a weird metallic flavor and frankly, at some point, the fact that we were eating the dessert of prisoners nationwide went from alluring to just plain depressing. We gave up. I'd be willing to try it again, given 2 fun co-participants and some decent-tasting choccie pudding!

Obesus · 12-01-2005, 09:52 PM

Field of chocolate pudding....yes! Oh, swimming pools! Hmmm...maybe I better bring some diving gear! LOL Miss J..that suggestion rawks! (See, I learn how to spell now!)

Chocolate is not my favorite, but I will somehow make it through...teamwork!

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Originally Posted by Jes

. I'd be willing to try it again, given 2 fun co-participants and some decent-tasting choccie pudding!

fatlane · 12-02-2005, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffie

75th boob job? Shouldn't it be an even number? What would I do with 75 boobs? Where does the odd one go?

Well you got that one that's just a little bit bigger than the other.

Probably because of the NSA listening device planted there. The metallic fluid in your implants made them powerful recievers for intercepting Russian signals.

11-30-2005, 09:57 PM	#84
Ivy more cake, please! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 6,964	Dan ex machina came back from the dead and kidnapped Ivy and Kellie Kay which is why they haven't posted in forever. They are being held at gun point in his dorm room. And, Ivy craving cheesecake like crazy. And he refuses to go to the store. Dan ex bastardina is more like it. At least I can work on perfecting my pout, right? __________________ HotFattyGirl.com / My Clips / SSBBW Roommates / Wishlist

12-01-2005, 05:31 AM	#87
fatlane Starting Arvist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fatlaneonline Punto Com Posts: 8,853	I can neither confirm nor deny that I am Conrad. My refusal to comment has no connection to my refusal to post a picture of myself. I categorically deny being AnnMarie, however. __________________ Anyone can be beautiful. How about you?. Just remember that acceptance is 71.4% of size acceptance.

12-01-2005, 11:43 AM	#89
fatlane Starting Arvist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fatlaneonline Punto Com Posts: 8,853	I know I'm not you. __________________ Anyone can be beautiful. How about you?. Just remember that acceptance is 71.4% of size acceptance.

12-01-2005, 08:31 PM	#91
fatlane Starting Arvist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fatlaneonline Punto Com Posts: 8,853	You know we can't fight in here. This is the War Room. __________________ Anyone can be beautiful. How about you?. Just remember that acceptance is 71.4% of size acceptance.

12-01-2005, 08:41 PM	#93
fatlane Starting Arvist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fatlaneonline Punto Com Posts: 8,853	Current listening: Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours" __________________ Anyone can be beautiful. How about you?. Just remember that acceptance is 71.4% of size acceptance.

11-30-2005, 08:34 PM	#80
Jes is oddly aroused Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 16,546	I heard Planet and I are part of a secret Philly cabal that...well, that's no longer so secret. Human sacrifice, alien abduction, yada yada, the typical stuff.

11-30-2005, 10:28 PM	#85
Sandie_Zitkus Entrepreneur Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,045	Ya know - Fatlane seems to know way too much about everyones stats here. I say He's CONRAD!!!!!!!!!!

12-01-2005, 08:46 PM	#95
fatlane Starting Arvist Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fatlaneonline Punto Com Posts: 8,853	The proof is in the pudding, as they say. I guess she just ate too much pudding. Speaking of Number 10 Cans, where's Buffie of late? Is she getting her 75th boob job? __________________ Anyone can be beautiful. How about you?. Just remember that acceptance is 71.4% of size acceptance.

12-01-2005, 09:43 PM	#97
Buffie KittyBuffieKat Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO (Most of KC is in Missouri and not Kansas, just FYI.) Posts: 3,423	What a bunch of freak-ass wierd sickos!!! I love you guys! I dunno if I could laugh harder. Finally I've got make-out-with-chicks rumors about me, yay!! AND I'm a triplet? SCORE!! Duuude, Fatlane, like seriously man, dude, man, seriously, dude... WHERE did you ever find a pic of SUCH a sweeet mullet??? That's SO business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back! Rad... NO... TUBULAR! Yeah! Gnarly! Wicked awesome! 75th boob job? Shouldn't it be an even number? What would I do with 75 boobs? Where does the odd one go? __________________ Professional Expanded American Hear the Twitter Patter of Little Tweets. http://bit.ly/BuffieTweets

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