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Old 01-27-2007, 10:10 AM   #1
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Old 01-27-2007, 10:16 AM   #2
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Get yourself a skinny girlfriend lol
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125-15?

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Old 01-28-2007, 01:10 AM   #4
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He probably mistyped and meant to say 125-150. Anyway, how fast are you talking about? Because I can guarantee that it'll be almost impossible for the average person to gain that much in any less than about a year and a half. Good luck trying though.
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:13 AM   #5
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He obviously wants to gain 110 pounds, guys. I mean: 125-15=110. Maybe he's a math major.
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Old 01-28-2007, 01:41 AM   #6
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I beg to differ.

You need to read the WHOLE line.



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Want to gain 125-15 lbs FAST
He wants to gain 125 lbs with the first 15 of those lbs FAST (hence the hyphen -).

So the remaining 110 lbs will be gained at a more average speed.


I still like Em's suggestion the best!

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Old 01-28-2007, 01:54 AM   #7
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I think he means gain 125 pounds 15 times.
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sorry was a typo, i meant 12-15 pounds
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Old 01-28-2007, 10:11 AM   #9
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Old 01-28-2007, 10:25 AM   #10
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I think he means gain 125 pounds 15 times.
That was my first thought. That's quite the amount - 1875.
Good luck to you, guy.
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Old 01-28-2007, 02:20 PM   #11
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The quickest way would be to drink 1.4 - 2 gallons of an isotonic liquid like coconut water or gatorade. I'd say, "water", but that much can kill you if you drink it in one go. Next quickest would be to eat ten to fifteen pounds of something; Which isn't as hard as it sounds, it's a regular feat in the world of competitive eating. Takeru Kobayashi, the chick in this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iurH9hU7ODY , Sonya Thomas, and even some people I've seen around the boards claim to have done it.

In the realm of information you can use: you'd have to consume something like 35,000 to 52,500 extra Cals over a period of time. That's like an extra, double whopper a day for a month, 8 oz of gummi bears a day for two months, two big macs a day for two months,two and a half eggs a day for two months, cup (8oz) of ice cream a day for two months, etc. etc. (statistics from www.calorieking.com) So if you eat an extra pint of ice cream after dinner every day for a month you'll put on ten pounds. Please feel free to check my math.

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drink a lot of cream and go to all you can eat places :-)
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sorry was a typo, i meant 12-15 pounds
Why 12-15 pounds? Seems to me to be a really random weight to want to gain so quickly. Are you a wrestler who wants to make it up to a certain weight class? It is wrestling season...
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Why 12-15 pounds? Seems to me to be a really random weight to want to gain so quickly. Are you a wrestler who wants to make it up to a certain weight class? It is wrestling season...
And for that matter, how quickly? Come on, you gotta give us details to work with here!
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Lay in bed all week long eating nothing but bon-bons and pizza.
I like this idear. I think I'll do that anyway.
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Old 01-28-2007, 09:42 PM   #16
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Hasn't this been discussed before? Wrap everything in bacon.

Duh.
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Hasn't this been discussed before? Wrap everything in bacon.

Duh.
the girl is a genius. wrap it in bacon, and dip it in buttah.
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Hehe, adding butter to everything is a great idea. I was making Jambalaya a month ago, and even though the recipe did not call for any butter, I added half a stick anyways. Surprisingly it made it taste even better!

So yes, butter everything up!
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I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!

Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts.
Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper.
If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain.
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