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Old 01-31-2007, 08:14 AM   #26
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Frozen breaded mushrooms.

There is a restaurant in my hometown that makes the BEST breaded, fried mushrooms. i've been having a killer craving for them..now I knew that these wouldn't be nearly as good..but I didn't realize how BAD they would be

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This week I tried a couple of prepared foods and was sorely disappointed.


Another item was Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits. Also too salty, and just nasty tasting. I really love plain Triscuits. Why mess with perfection?

What about you? any disappointments lately?

I had this in my cupboard and decided to try it..and I agree!!! NASTY!
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We had a pitch-in at work on Friday (potluck, it's called to others) and the main dish was chili, which was decent..but someone had made rolled cream cheese and ham little pinwheel sandwiches that I love. They looked really good, and I popped one in my mouth and almost spit it right back out in the plate! They had used non-fat cream cheese with low carb tortillas, but the worst part was that they had decided to put slices of jalapeno peppers on there that I couldn't see until it was too late, and I HATE spicy food. Those things should have had a warning label. :P
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I remember enjoying Hostess Dingdongs as a kid. I bought some last week and omg they are horrid. I don't know what they have done to them but they taste nothing like I remember. I was so looking forward to my little foil wrapped cake.. and they aren't even in foil anymore.
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I remember enjoying Hostess Dingdongs as a kid. I bought some last week and omg they are horrid. I don't know what they have done to them but they taste nothing like I remember. I was so looking forward to my little foil wrapped cake.. and they aren't even in foil anymore.
Bleck! I think of those and I assume I was just far more tolerant of chocolate flavored wax when I was younger. LOL
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Tonight I tried Warm Delights.

Yeah, well.... if you're longing for the feel/look of Easy Bake cooking, then go for it. I personally will probably not being trying another flavor - this one was a gift, and much appreciated, because it would have been a cool snacky thing had it worked out better.
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Tonight I tried Warm Delights.

Yeah, well.... if you're longing for the feel/look of Easy Bake cooking, then go for it. I personally will probably not being trying another flavor - this one was a gift, and much appreciated, because it would have been a cool snacky thing had it worked out better.
Why? What happened? Granted, it is a close cousin to the Easy Bake oven, it reminded me of another microwave BC product that they had in the 90s which was the same concept: MicroMiniCakeProduct with a packet of frosting.
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Tonight I tried Warm Delights.

Yeah, well.... if you're longing for the feel/look of Easy Bake cooking, then go for it. I personally will probably not being trying another flavor - this one was a gift, and much appreciated, because it would have been a cool snacky thing had it worked out better.
Omg I love those, chemical-laden they may be.

Nasty thing I thought would be good: those wild grape Smirnoff things. Can you say "cough syrup"?
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I tried weight control oatmeal OMG NASTY, thats what I get for trying to be healthy. I stick to the regular packaged ones. They are yummie.
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I tried weight control oatmeal OMG NASTY, thats what I get for trying to be healthy. I stick to the regular packaged ones. They are yummie.
I just saw an ad for that. I don't get it... What's with Diet Healthy food anyhow?... Sort of like Diet Water.

Just get a standard can of McCann's Irish Steel-Cut Oats from Trader Joe's (because they're 1-2$ cheaper than a standard grocery store) and go to oatmeal town.

I always throw in dried fruit before the 30 minute simmer so they swell up and get nice and juicy. (TJ's has lots of great dried fruit like dragon fruit and gooseberries). You can also throw in freeze-dried astronaut fruit but do that at the last second before serving. TJ's sells strawberries in a bucket that way.
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i got some egg drop soup from the local chinese delivery place, which i order from all the time (chinese is one of my faves). it had corn and ground chicken in it, which i was NOT at all expecting and for some reason struck me as really a nasty combo. ewwwwwww!
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Weight control oatmeal? Oatmeal ain't high calorie anyway and it's very healthy. If you wanna make it more healthy than the packaged you can get plain quick oats and flavor it any way you want.
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I have to admit I like the sweet stuff. I loved the old fashioned kind that my mom would make, of course I would load it with cream sugar butter and syrup.

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I remember enjoying Hostess Dingdongs as a kid. I bought some last week and omg they are horrid. I don't know what they have done to them but they taste nothing like I remember. I was so looking forward to my little foil wrapped cake.. and they aren't even in foil anymore.

Guess I should post this on the Weight Board,but I happen to know the boxes of Ding Dongs ARE wrapped in foil.. ..I agree though...the DD's(like regular popsicles) have somehow lost something over the years.
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I had pad thai yesterday from a new restaurant it came with hot and sour soup...and the soup was the nastiest I've ever tasted...it was my first try with hot and sour soup. YUCK! The pad thai was not the best either so I will probably try the soup again
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I had pad thai yesterday from a new restaurant it came with hot and sour soup...and the soup was the nastiest I've ever tasted...it was my first try with hot and sour soup. YUCK! The pad thai was not the best either so I will probably try the soup again
You know, I am not a fan of hot and sour soup either. I've had it on several occasions, and I always want to like it, because everyone else says it's so good... but for me, blech. I hope you have better luck that I have!
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I've found that many people don't like it the first time. But then they know more about what to expect and can develop an appreciation for it after that. My ex-husband hated it the first time (he called it "hot mouthwash") but loved it thereafter.

Kerry, of course, is the exception
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Kerry, of course, is the exception
I REALLY want to like it!! Honest!!
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I adore hot and sour soup... but there is one place here that makes it and I swear it tastes like vinegary Dinty Moore beef stew. Totally gagtastic.

Last night, we tried some pesto and cheese stuffed gnocchi that we got at Trader Joe's when we were in Cincy the other night. Grody. Neither one of us could finish our plates and we are a gnocchi-lovin household. The memories of it are giving me shivers. I think I have PTSD.

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When I saw this nice looking can of squid in oil I had happy memories of breaded calimari, delicately scented, crisp on the outside, tender in the middle, lightly seasoned with a sprinkle of lemon juice and salt... happy days..

First mistake... I didn't notice the tentacles peeking out the end of the squids, on the picture . Second mistake... opening the can... Third mistake... breathing. A rancid whoosh of overpowering fishiness shot up my nostrils, and my head jolted back as though Mike Tyson had punched it full force. It STANK!!! I peeled back the can lid to peek in, and found not the pretty whiteish squid of the box picture, but evil looking alien pinkish-purple mottled monstrosities all laying slimily squashed together, curling hideous suckery tentacles poking out obscenely from each one, twisting this way and that. By that point I felt real fear as well as disgust, I was also light headed due to trying not to breathe. I decided that for the sake of the foodee board I HAD to try a taste. So, I thought I could take off a little bit of the main part of a squid and nibble. However, as I tried to break a piece off with my fork, it tore away from the tentacles, leaving hideous stringy saliva-like threads attaching it to some indescribably terrifying black inner sanctum part. My resolve completely dissolved as I ran screaming, back to the kitchen, poured the oil down the sink and threw the disgusting spectacle into the bin. I washed my shaking hands thoroughly, then staggered to my bedroom, opened the window wide and gulped huge lungfuls of squid-scent free air, while passers-by looked curiously up at me. Feeling somewhat less traumatised by then, I went and made myself a consolation huge bowl of rice krispies with sugar and some heavy cream and milk. I was in desperate need of that comfort food. I'm thinking of sueing for the severe distress, trauma and smell I suffered.

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