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Old 12-04-2005, 02:27 PM   #1
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Default good news. i pulled a ssbbws....

....ass out of a burning building!!

And now they're going to make a Lifetime movie out of my story. Valerie Bertinelli, Nancy McKeon, and Melissa Gilbert are all being considered to play me. Of course, they'd have to wear a fat suit, but apparently celebrities in fat suits are the new black.

PM me for autographs.
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:57 AM   #2
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..... hamstring. I was trying to stretch my torso off of the couch to reach the remote which catapulted itself out of my greasy hands to land 4 feet in front of where I was sprawled out. Rather than swing my chunky legs over to get up I decided to stretch myself half on and half off the couch to slide the remote closer to me so I could change the channel when the commercials came on but my greasy hands slipped on the floor and I tensed my buttocks in an attempt to regain balance and pulled my hamstring.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:03 AM   #3
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...wishbone.
Spurred on by Thanksgiving turkey merriment, I figured that if I could just pull the wishbone of a much LARGER creature, the luck ending up with the longest side would garner me would be that much more terrific!

but...don't ask how it went. I ended up with the short side of the bone. so to speak.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:07 AM   #4
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You guys are awesome.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:10 AM   #5
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I'm still thinking about Lilly's clenching buttocks...

For once, I didn't go blue. See? Nice girl.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:25 AM   #6
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sweet posts! *loved it*
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:55 PM   #7
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... finger.

Fortunately it wasn't loaded.
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:05 PM   #8
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.... rap sheet.

She had two counts of disorderly conduct, one count of operating a massage parlor without a license and is currently being sought for questioning in the disappearance of a stage prop for the Chippendale dance troupe.
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:19 PM   #9
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......Christmas ribbon which was holding together a Christmas present *labled* ---> Do Not Open Until X-mas! and soon as the the ribbon was completely removed the tight package popped open and a prank of red and green confetti and springs came jumping out and sprayed all around the Christmas Tree a humungous mess....i peaked inside and to my surprise their was a very seductive and sexy nightie...and I just remembered *DoH* Why did I just prank myself...this prank was for my wife! (including the surprise nightie also.)
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:56 AM   #10
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..... hamstring. I was trying to stretch my torso off of the couch to reach the remote which catapulted itself out of my greasy hands to land 4 feet in front of where I was sprawled out. Rather than swing my chunky legs over to get up I decided to stretch myself half on and half off the couch to slide the remote closer to me so I could change the channel when the commercials came on but my greasy hands slipped on the floor and I tensed my buttocks in an attempt to regain balance and pulled my hamstring.

I liked to imagine that scene. You need other hands to control the remote and remove the tension parts of your body......It is not necessary to say who offers volunteer.

A FA is like a bull when it sees a pretty fat girl you cannot reason with him....
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Old 12-08-2005, 05:28 PM   #11
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Carrie, please tell us how and when this incident happened.
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:46 PM   #12
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...leg. i actually made her think that you don't have to stop at STOP signs if no one's around. needless to say, she has 3 tickets that say otherwise.

that was a complete fabrication. i'd never feed someone a lie like that. ice cream or milkshake, on the other hand...

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Old 12-08-2005, 08:02 PM   #13
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I pulled a fast one on Grand Concourse at 3AM.
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