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Old 03-02-2007, 02:45 PM   #1
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Hey-o, so, ever since this discussion I thought it might be nice to have a thread where we could share our thoughts and feelings regarding masturbation. There's a whole lot that could be said about it, and many questions that could be asked.

Some ground rules, because lists are fun to type:

1. NO GRANDSTANDING. We must have no wacky talk like this.

2. No being dumb! Don't be that person who everyone thinks is a dumb-head.
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:48 PM   #2
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too many rules to follow...masturbation is supposed to be fun...not like catholic school.

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Old 03-02-2007, 03:01 PM   #4
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Masturbation is the best tension reliever/fun fun time EVAR. I do it at least once a day. Usually twice. I love my clitoris <3

It's a fantastic sleep aid!

You can do it with a friend! Or to a friend!

You can use toysssss (of which I bought my first, in Philly, last weekend.)

Speaking of which, what is the opinion on sex toys here? Who has used the Holy Grail of Sex Toys, THE RABBIT? How was it? I'm intimidated by it!

I bought my first vibrator, and gave it a go.

It was....okay.

I think I prefer my hands. Or someone else's hands.
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:05 PM   #5
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Well.
I think it's strange how so much shame is placed on self love. It's quite natural, apparently. As early as infancy, people start. Honestly, when you think about it, what's so bad? I think it's worse for females, though. It's generally accepted that males masturbate, and yet it's strangely taboo if a woman does it. I know some people who weren't even aware women masturbate. The worst part of that is some of them ARE women. When the topic has come up with some female friends, some of them actually asked me how it's done (), and were just floored that they were capable of having orgasms. They weren't even virgins. Curse the men they had sex with! >_>

Anyway, I've done it for quite a long time, though I didn't have my first orgasm until I was 19. I now am a proud supporter of vibrators.

I'd try to excuse myself for possible TMI, but this IS a thread about masturbation, so you totally asked for it.
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If I just wanna get off in a hurry, I'll use a vibrator. Otherwise...

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Old 03-02-2007, 03:11 PM   #8
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No, I'm not really comfortable talking about it much, prude that I am.

Yes, I do it. Most frequently on my rare business trips, as it seems to be about the only way to calm down and go to sleep.

In my single days I did it a LOT more. I wonder sometimes if I helped cement my FA/feeder/feedee desires in this way, some sort of pavlovian training to make whatever gets you off seem more desirable? (Maybe worth mentioning here that it is concepts and set-ups and scenarios that appeal to me far more than images, so it was never a 'look at this picture' type thing, but rather a "Imagine being in this situation" thing).

You'd think somebody would have studied this?

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Old 03-02-2007, 03:13 PM   #9
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:19 PM   #11
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I do it every time I post here at Dims....ohhhhhhh..my cavern...my cavern of luv (sorry, I am recalling a few messages I have read)....every time Monique masturbates an angel takes a drink...my goal is to have all those angels drunk on their asses....


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When my wife passed away she left an enormous Eve's Garden Panasonic vibrator, which hadn't actually gotten much use because of her medical condition. The Personal Care Attendants said take it to the dump. I asked AnnMarie this summer couldn't I just swish it around in bleach and donate it? She was all Ewww. So I tossed the mighty machine. So I went to the Harwich United Methodist Thrift Shop 2 weeks ago and there's 4 Vibrators lined up in the Kitchenware Dept.
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I can't help but think that this thread would be a good place to shamelessly plug my mother's wares.

Yes, my mother sells sex toys.



Oh, and I very much approve of masturbation.
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Good thread, better avatar. If masturbation ever makes me go blind, I hope I am half as cool as Zatoichi.
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Speaking of which, what is the opinion on sex toys here? Who has used the Holy Grail of Sex Toys, THE RABBIT? How was it? I'm intimidated by it!
I've never used it, but have heard from others that is great. I think it looks scary to me! The 'rabbit ears' on it look like they would poke and hurt, so lol, I have yet to buy one.

I too would like to know if anyone has used it, and what they think about it
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Masturbation is the best tension reliever/fun fun time EVAR. I do it at least once a day. Usually twice. I love my clitoris <3

It's a fantastic sleep aid!

You can do it with a friend! Or to a friend!

You can use toysssss (of which I bought my first, in Philly, last weekend.)

Speaking of which, what is the opinion on sex toys here? Who has used the Holy Grail of Sex Toys, THE RABBIT? How was it? I'm intimidated by it!

I bought my first vibrator, and gave it a go.

It was....okay.

I think I prefer my hands. Or someone else's hands.

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I must hand it to Mr SayHello. Thank you. Love this board.

I resonate with this post from our thread's esteem leader. For a myriad of reasons, I really didn't masterbate until I got to college. Wet dreams, romantic encouters (what we used to call "dry f*cking ), yes. But, intentional masterbation, no. When I first mentioned it to a couple guys on my hall in college that I didn't beat off, they didn't believe me. They laughed and walked away. I felt a bit silly, but blew it off.

It's not an excuse. It just was a different time in the late 80's. All I remember is hearing about AIDS, the AIDS scare, STD's, gay sex, and the political war over sex ed in schools. It was the Reagan era, and felt like a 70's backlash. Alot of people blamed MTV. (I remember the day it rolled out on cable, "Video killed the radio star.") I can feel like I was in adolescence during the height of anti-sex/anti-body backlash. As I remember it, the concept of "safe sex" was still the intellectual property of adults, not teens. For teens, the political and religious messages focused on sex, drugs, and rock & roll...and the message was "Don't." You'd think all this repression would make you masterbate more. For some, it did. But, for others, it didn't. While Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell were calling AIDS God's wrath, Jermaine Stewart was signing "We don't have to take our clothes off" on MTV.

But, there was another message...one I distinctly picked up as a male. The message was that auto-eroticism was dirty, pornographic, and disrepectful of women. Masterbation = Disrespect of Women; objectification; pornagraphy, etc. I internalized it. I didn't want to do that. In some ways, I attribute some of these internalized attitudes to it as a miscarried feminism. So, I simply smoked alot more cigarettes. LOL

Things have changed now, obviously. I quit smoking. LOL And, I find masterbation to be an important part of marriage, self-exploration, and being a whole person. It can even be an important part of people's spirituality. Like all things erotic, balance is important.

On the academic side, I've been influenced by researchers and theorists who say orgasm is a very important way for the body to release tension, second only to crying. No wonder it helps alot of folk sleep.

There's alot more that could be said. Masterbation sure can get "out of hand." But, I will let others speak to that.
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I wonder sometimes if I helped cement my FA/feeder/feedee desires in this way, some sort of pavlovian training to make whatever gets you off seem more desirable? (Maybe worth mentioning here that it is concepts and set-ups and scenarios that appeal to me far more than images, so it was never a 'look at this picture' type thing, but rather a "Imagine being in this situation" thing).
I wonder that too. Does consistently looking at sexual images of a certain subject matter make one more likely to be aroused by sexual images of that type?

And, as a related question, does masturbation of a single type (photographic, idealized) make one less responsive to other sensations? (ie. less responsive to tactile stimulus in the dark, where there is no visual sexual stimulus). I'm concerned sometimes that masturbation may desensitize real people to each other.
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I think it's strange how so much shame is placed on self love. ... I think it's worse for females, though. It's generally accepted that males masturbate, and yet it's strangely taboo if a woman does it. I know some people who weren't even aware women masturbate. The worst part of that is some of them ARE women.
I wasn't aware that women masturbated until college. Some girls were taking a Cosmo magazine quiz and one of the questions asked how many times/week you masturbated. Zero wasn't a possible answer.

The first time I masturbated myself was with a partner and I cried. I never really unpacked why I cried. I think I was ashamed and embarrassed. But it didn't make sense to me to be embarrassed because we had been intimate before. So I was embarrassed that I was embarrassed.

But that was many years ago. And other than the shame I discussed in the thread mentioned earlier by Angels- it is no longer a part of the process for me.


PS I went to a sex toys party a couple of years ago. (Anyone been to one?) Its like a tupperware party but you buy sex toys instead. It was really fun. It was also the first time I saw a "rabbit." And I agree they look pretty scary. I didn't buy one.
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PS I went to a sex toys party a couple of years ago. (Anyone been to one?) Its like a tupperware party but you buy sex toys instead. It was really fun. It was also the first time I say a "rabbit." And I agree they look pretty scary. I didn't buy one.
This is what my mother does, to be a bit more accurate, and she does have a site where you can order stuff. It's additional income for us. PLEAS BUY THESE DILDOS THEY ARE PUTTING ME THROUGH COLLEGE

PS. I don't like to keep going on about this whole thing, but I do feel that it deserved a little clarification.
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Gnosticism in North America is usually a liberal preoccupation, but in South America and Europe it is common among neoFascist cults and Masturbation is forbidden as a drain on male leadership energy. I attended a seminar by one of the South American ones(not having been warned yet by my buddies at GNOSIS Magazine) and the lecturer described a special leather strap used on horses by breeders to prevent spontaneous ejaculations... Actually the current Pope Benedict in 1984(!) as Cardinal Ratzinger wrote a dictum(!) for John Paul II forbidding priests to masturbate... and this edict is still in force today.
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