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Old 03-16-2007, 08:52 AM   #1
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My wife was getting dressed for work this morning, and had a hard time buttoning her jeans. She said she bought them a few months ago, and got a size 28, because they were loose on her at the time. Now they're tight. I guess keeping the freezer stocked with peanut butter cup ice cream is paying off, as she eats a big bowl of it every night. Her belly is getting bigger, and she is looking great. But the best thing is, she said she'd need to buy bigger jeans. Not one word about trying to lose weight!!!
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Old 03-16-2007, 08:55 AM   #2
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My wife was getting dressed for work this morning, and had a hard time buttoning her jeans. She said she bought them a few months ago, and got a size 28, because they were loose on her at the time. Now they're tight. I guess keeping the freezer stocked with peanut butter cup ice cream is paying off, as she eats a big bowl of it every night. Her belly is getting bigger, and she is looking great. But the best thing is, she said she'd need to buy bigger jeans. Not one word about trying to lose weight!!!
She sounds like my kinda' girl, man, are you EVER blessed!!! Take
good care of her and keep her healthy.
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Old 03-16-2007, 09:07 AM   #3
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Thanks man. You're 100% correct, I am blessed. And I definitely take good care of her, she's the love of my life!!!
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Thanks man. You're 100% correct, I am blessed. And I definitely take good care of her, she's the love of my life!!!
AMEN!!! there, Guy! You are certainly LIVING my dream. I pray
to be so blessed, myself.
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