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Old 03-20-2007, 05:28 PM   #176
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I thought of the saltiness of Anne-Marie's crisps, and went and ate dirty 9p noodles...and loved it...
umm..am I the only clueless person about dirty 9p noodles? lol

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Old 03-20-2007, 05:37 PM   #177
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:38 PM   #178
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Misty, I'm not sure if I should...how much MSG can you take?
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:46 PM   #179
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Misty, I'm not sure if I should...how much MSG can you take?
umm..you're just telling me what they are..lol..I'm not actually going to eat them silly
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:49 PM   #180
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no, that's the thing...you can't know about them and not eat them...it's the MSG...*rocking back and forth*
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:50 PM   #181
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no, that's the thing...you can't know about them and not eat them...it's the MSG...*rocking back and forth*
are you psycho? lol..if you are..tell me now..lol
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:54 PM   #182
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when approaching a psycho, I suggest it might be better to ask other people, perhaps his handlers, if he is mad. He, of course, will look at you incredulously and tell you he is perfectly sane...
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:54 PM   #183
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I have this funny idea that MSG gives me a headache. And I cling to this, though bag after bag of doritos makes me have not a twinge.

I am too drunk (therefore stupid) to read this entire thread, but I will assume that it is for the presentation of food consumption.

I have a capacity that makes people stare in wonder. I can eat more than anyone you've ever met. I can eat nothing, or 2 extra large pizzas. You know, whatever works.

What's awesome is that I can say this, here, and y'all are down with it.

Sometimes I think that I would like to have my capacity tested, because no matter the amount, I'm always okay...and you know, could have another snack.
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Old 03-20-2007, 05:58 PM   #184
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:00 PM   #185
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no, it's not, it's just what I need after 9p noodles. Two sturdy men to hold me up. Because they taste of EVERYTHING and NOTHING. They're kind of Zen like that. Like I said, it's the MSG.
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:02 PM   #186
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Waxwing, drunk people are very wise. As someone who is currently drunk, you should be wise enough to know this...

...and less of that pizza talk....I live in a country where things shut sometimes...

....and I'm a vegan....

maybe I should get drunk...
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:04 PM   #187
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Waxwing, drunk people are very wise. As someone who is currently drunk, you should be wise enough to know this...

...and less of that pizza talk....I live in a country where things shut sometimes...

....and I'm a vegan....

maybe I should get drunk...
let's get you drunk and have a vegan feast.
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:07 PM   #188
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now there's a damn sane idea if ever I heard one...although it will require the trans-atlantic food and drink sharing catapult to be dusted off again, and that thing's less than totally reliable...
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:08 PM   #189
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*re-reads post*...hang on, how many drunk people am I talking to here?
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:21 PM   #190
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:28 PM   #191
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I confess.... I could eat an entire large pizza right now.... I am freaking starving!!!! I had doritos and a coke.....
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:43 PM   #192
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Every once in a while I get this extreme hungry feeling.... I call is "caveage".... I feel so hungry, it feels like my insides are caving in I'm so empty... LOL...... THAT is how I feel right now.... CAVEAGE!!!!!




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I confess that any time I'm watching a movie or playing a game late at night, I munch. Munch munch munch, and lately, it has been on Rold Gold Rods (pretzels... for those that inquire to know...), which gives my mouth plenty of salty crave-crunchers.

EDIT: This "caveage" feeling... I know this feeling. I never eat breakfast, so I experience it every day before lunch. It really, really sends bad feelings throughout the torso. Sometimes, my torso talks to me....
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I was so addicted to them last summer that one day I ate 8 of them in the course of one afternoon/evening. They are that good and I'm that fat :P
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Stupid outdated technology....

I laughed pretty damn hard at this!
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