I really am building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

Jack Skellington · 04-16-2007, 09:31 PM

Crashing through the sky
Comes a fearful cry
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
Armies of the night
Evil taking flight
Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra!
No where to run
No where to hide
Panic spreading far and wide
Who can turn the tide?

Yes, I am a nerd.

FreeThinker · 04-16-2007, 09:40 PM

You have our gratitude.

Blackjack · 04-16-2007, 09:43 PM

I might be more afraid if they weren't small enough for my cat to pwn them.

Jack Skellington · 04-16-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackjack

I might be more afraid if they weren't small enough for my cat to pwn them.

No one pwns Cobra Commander!

Take him to... Detroit!!

Blackjack · 04-16-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

No one pwns Cobra Commander!

Take him to... Detroit!!

My cat can pwn your dolls any day of the week.

THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLS.

GLOVES ARE FUCKING OFF NOW

Jack Skellington · 04-16-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackjack

THAT'S RIGHT, DOLLS.

GLOVES ARE FUCKING OFF NOW

No, those are action figures.

Now these are dolls and yes they are truly outrageous.

Blackjack · 04-16-2007, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

No, those are action figures.

Now these are dolls and yes they are truly outrageous.

I have to admit that the only reason I'm not continuing this debate is because I found an awesome video of someone five-starring "Freebird" on Expert in Guitar Hero II.

Jack Skellington · 04-19-2007, 09:02 PM

In the interest of equal time, here's the GI JOE team. From what I understand they fight for freedom wherever there is trouble.

FreeThinker · 04-19-2007, 09:16 PM

AAAAH! A TOY ROBOT!

swamptoad · 04-22-2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

No, those are action figures.

Now these are dolls and yes they are truly outrageous.

*ACK!*

Esme · 04-22-2007, 08:55 AM

I'm not sure whether to feel safer at night now... or far more terrified.

GO JOE!

Risible · 04-22-2007, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

In the interest of equal time, here's the GI JOE team. From what I understand they fight for freedom wherever there is trouble.

Hey Jack,

I sold some dolls from my late mother's estate for Dad. In one of the boxes was a battle scarred GI Joe combat locker; it was filled to bursting with GI Joes and Joe paraphernalia. I sold it all on Ebay for something like a couple hundred bucks.

Your "toys"? They're probably worth a couple bucks themselves.

Jack Skellington · 04-22-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Risible

Your "toys"? They're probably worth a couple bucks themselves.

Possibly, but I love them just for the nerdy joy they bring me.

Risible · 04-22-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

Possibly, but I love them just for the nerdy joy they bring me.

Of course, dear, I can see why you'd love them! Dad has an antique tin toy collection all boxed up waiting to be auctioned some day. One of those toys, a Disney something or other, very vintage, was worth like $4500 several years ago. I used to love seeing them in a cabinet that Dad built for them; they always used to make me smile.

It's a shame to keep them boxed up, but that's Dad's decision.

stan_der_man · 04-22-2007, 11:09 PM

Skellington, I don't know if anybody else has noticed this... You've been looking awfully nervous lately. What exactly are your intentions for building such a large powerful army like this? I hope this isn't getting out of control...

fa_man_stan

Risible · 04-23-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by fa_man_stan

Skellington, I don't know if anybody else has noticed this... You've been looking awfully nervous lately. What exactly are your intentions for building such a large powerful army like this? I hope this isn't getting out of control...

fa_man_stan

OMG, Stan, you've got something there... I was willing to give my friend Jack the benefit of the doubt, I mean, I understand about the collecting toys and all, but... now that I look closely... with the blinders off.... those weapons are definitely pointed in my direction.

This will end in tears.

Arrhythmia · 04-23-2007, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fa_man_stan

Skellington, I don't know if anybody else has noticed this... You've been looking awfully nervous lately. What exactly are your intentions for building such a large powerful army like this? I hope this isn't getting out of control...

fa_man_stan

The movie Small Soldiers comes to mind.

Nice collection!

catchynickname · 04-23-2007, 08:54 AM

I think we should all give Dr. Krawn a big hand.

Jack Skellington · 04-23-2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Risible

I mean, I understand about the collecting toys and all, but... now that I look closely... with the blinders off.... those weapons are definitely pointed in my direction.

I wouldn't be too worried. The GI JOE team and Cobra weren't exactly known for their aim.

Risible · 04-23-2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

I wouldn't be too worried. The GI JOE team and Cobra weren't exactly known for their aim.

Hon, have you ever heard of the expression "like hitting the side of a barn"?

stan_der_man · 04-23-2007, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Risible

OMG, Stan, you've got something there... I was willing to give my friend Jack the benefit of the doubt, I mean, I understand about the collecting toys and all, but... now that I look closely... with the blinders off.... those weapons are definitely pointed in my direction.

This will end in tears.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

I wouldn't be too worried. The GI JOE team and Cobra weren't exactly known for their aim.

I'll take your word for it Skellington, just sayin' though... You do have impressive collection there! Just keep an eye on the little guys and make sure they are locked up tight at night... I'd also watch for fraternizing with the chick dolls, nothing good will come out of that...

fa_man_stan

Green Eyed Fairy · 04-23-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeThinker

You have our gratitude.

Oh jeez, I hate when it says I spread too much rep around the last 24 hours

I would like those toys better if they showed some man meat- or at least wore tight pants like the Captain Kirk figures did......

Arrhythmia · 04-23-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Green Eyed Fairy

I would like those toys better if they showed some man meat- or at least wore tight pants like the Captain Kirk figures did......

Fairy, have you ever seen that children's program called "Action League Now!" It's no longer on the air, but it was hilarious! The action figures would be ran over by cars, destroyed by bombs -- ANYTHING that was destructive. One of the characters looked like a He-Man hand-me-down with no clothes on. He wasn't anatomically correct, of course. But, he sure did have some great pecs and washboard abs. LOL!

Blackjack_Jeeves · 04-23-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Arrhythmia

Fairy, have you ever seen that children's program called "Action League Now!" It's no longer on the air, but it was hilarious! The action figures would be ran over by cars, destroyed by bombs -- ANYTHING that was destructive. One of the characters looked like a He-Man hand-me-down with no clothes on. He wasn't anatomically correct, of course. But, he sure did have some great pecs and washboard abs. LOL!

No one beats Melt Man!

Jack Skellington · 04-23-2007, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arrhythmia

One of the characters looked like a He-Man hand-me-down with no clothes on.

I'm actually nerdy enough to know the figure they repainted for "The Flesh" was actually a Conan the Adventurer figure made by Hasbro.

I am lord of the nerds! Son of Jor-el kneel before Zod!!

04-16-2007, 09:31 PM	#1
Jack Skellington Grim Grinning Ghosts Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,451	I really am building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. Crashing through the sky Comes a fearful cry Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Armies of the night Evil taking flight Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! No where to run No where to hide Panic spreading far and wide Who can turn the tide? Yes, I am a nerd. __________________ Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits wherever they’re at. Rap on a table, it’s time to respond, send us a message from somewhere beyond. Goblins and ghoulies, from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine. Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond. Wizards and Witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint by ringing a bell. Last edited by Jack Skellington : 05-07-2008 at 08:47 PM.

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Blackjack Fupa Troopa Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11,066	I might be more afraid if they weren't small enough for my cat to pwn them. __________________ 283/1001.............33/501

04-19-2007, 09:02 PM	#8
Jack Skellington Grim Grinning Ghosts Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,451	In the interest of equal time, here's the GI JOE team. From what I understand they fight for freedom wherever there is trouble. __________________ Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits wherever they’re at. Rap on a table, it’s time to respond, send us a message from somewhere beyond. Goblins and ghoulies, from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tambourine. Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond. Wizards and Witches, wherever you dwell, give us a hint by ringing a bell. Last edited by Jack Skellington : 05-07-2008 at 08:47 PM.

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stan_der_man The Teflon Frog Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Born in The Mission, raised on Rt. 66, living in the Squirrel Ghetto, SoCal Posts: 6,385	You've been looking nervous lately... Skellington, I don't know if anybody else has noticed this... You've been looking awfully nervous lately. What exactly are your intentions for building such a large powerful army like this? I hope this isn't getting out of control... fa_man_stan __________________ . "Regardless of who runs the websites and organizations, the cause belongs to all of us. Last edited by stan_der_man : 04-13-2008 at 02:49 AM.

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FreeThinker Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Upper Canada Posts: 4,893	You have our gratitude.

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Esme Master Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,093	I'm not sure whether to feel safer at night now... or far more terrified. GO JOE!

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