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Old 07-06-2007, 06:50 PM   #1
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A few days ago I went on a date with a very very good looking girl. As you may have guessed, she's also very, very big (about the same shape as largenlovely - haha, this is the second time this week that largenlovely has been compared to another woman - see Fat Teachers). I had a really good time with her and it looks like we'll be going out again soon, which is great . But the purpose of this topic isn't to brag about my girl (although i'd like to ), but rather about a feature of her big soft butt. At one point when we were walking, I put my arm around her waist. Upon doing this, I found that not only was I able to caress her amazing rolls, but I also had the opportunity to experience, for the first time, what I've heard referred to as a 'shelf butt'. It's amazing! It's like a big, hot landing or plateau for my forearm to rest upon. But this isn't the only use for it...oh no. It's great to look at too.

My, my. You big girls just have everything don't you?
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:03 PM   #2
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My wife has a big beautiful shelf butt, and I LOVE it.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:10 PM   #3
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what is shelf butt? I'm sorry I don't know what it means. hope that didn't offend ya.
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:15 PM   #4
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my girl has some wide hips but doesn't round out the back to far. But ya know I like it ^_^
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:21 PM   #5
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Shelf butt is a butt that pokes out in back and creates a sort of "shelf" below the lower back.

My favorite shelf butt thing is sitting in a chair next to my guy, he can rest his arm around me on my shelf, and because of the distance between my back and the chair, he's always got room to get in there... no squishing!
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Old 07-06-2007, 08:27 PM   #6
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Shelf butt is a butt that pokes out in back and creates a sort of "shelf" below the lower back.

My favorite shelf butt thing is sitting in a chair next to my guy, he can rest his arm around me on my shelf, and because of the distance between my back and the chair, he's always got room to get in there... no squishing!
thanks so much! now I understan perfectly what it means. I get the bright idea. interesting term, though. I've seen those type of butts many times, of course.
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Old 07-06-2007, 09:14 PM   #7
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You must spread Reputation around... yadda yadda yadda

Love your butt shelf, Ree!
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Old 07-06-2007, 09:24 PM   #8
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Shelf butt is a butt that pokes out in back and creates a sort of "shelf" below the lower back.

My favorite shelf butt thing is sitting in a chair next to my guy, he can rest his arm around me on my shelf, and because of the distance between my back and the chair, he's always got room to get in there... no squishing!
My case of body envy --AnnMarie's shelf butt. I don't know...I'm bottom heavy, but I don't really think I've got a shelf...just more like a huge bump.
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Old 07-07-2007, 01:40 AM   #9
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Instead of shelf butt ( which sounds vaugely like some kinda hardware from Home Depot) I call that Hass. Part hip, part ass - Hass. And lots and lots of hass is delightful.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:00 AM   #10
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my gf has the shelf butt. it is good. like a shelf, it's a good place to store things. like my squeezy hands.
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Old 07-07-2007, 12:19 PM   #11
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This is an oldie.. like years old, but I always thought it was a fairly decent representation of the shelf butt. While I might say one of my favorite physical attributes of my husband is his dreamy eyes and long lashes, I would almost bet money he would say my shelf butt. Actually I would bet money.
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:32 PM   #12
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Instead of shelf butt ( which sounds vaugely like some kinda hardware from Home Depot) I call that Hass. Part hip, part ass - Hass. And lots and lots of hass is delightful.
like an avocado?
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:42 PM   #13
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I've got a shelf butt! I never liked it, but i'm learning too!!
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Damn...I want a shelf butt!

I'm kind of getting closer. I went from 130 to 140 last month. Better, right?
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:45 PM   #17
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Depends. You might not be built for that sort of booty, we'll just have to see.
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I think I have a shelf stomach instead of a shelf butt.....*sighs*
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I absolutely adore my wife's shelf butt (and so does about 2200 other guys).

That being said, I'll also vouch for the loveliness of Ms. Ann Marie's shelf, which is quite nice in person as well. The lady attached to it is pretty cool, too.....
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This is an oldie.. like years old, but I always thought it was a fairly decent representation of the shelf butt. While I might say one of my favorite physical attributes of my husband is his dreamy eyes and long lashes, I would almost bet money he would say my shelf butt. Actually I would bet money.

Anyone ever tell you you look like Nicole Kidman?



Most similar picture of her that I could find to yours....
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Well...considering that my hips are by far the biggest part of my body by far already...I would be willing to put money on it!

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By far. It's true.
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I have one too...never heard it called that before though..
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Most similar picture of her that I could find to yours....
She's Nicole Kidman but with an ass


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