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Old 11-16-2007, 01:53 PM   #26
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There's a cool collection of jazzy food songs that you can find in cut-out bins (and Amazon) called Diner-Mite that includes along with that Cab Calloway song, some other great foodee songs like "All That Meat and No potatoes."

A modern band that regularly salutes food (much of it low-budget) blended with sex is Southern Culture on the Skids. Among their treats:

"Eight Piece Box"
"Banana Puddin'"
"Too Much Fork for Just One Fork"
and "Walk Like A Camel," with its memorable shout in praise of Little Debbie snack cakes . . .
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:09 AM   #27
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The Tomato Vendetta by Mason Williams

an old southern blues tune has a great line in it; "put your hot dog between my buns, c'mon baby let's have some fun"
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:38 AM   #28
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Chili Dog (from the One Man Dog album)
James Taylor

Make my bed out of Wonder Bread
Spread some mustard upon my head
I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, mama
Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out.

I'm a chili dog
I guess you guessed by now
Sure 'nuf I'm a chili dog, baby (you and me)
Delicious!

Don't get jealous
Better not up and get over zealous (watch out now y'all).
Come on now fellas,
Pass me down the relish.

Don't read no Ann Landers
Just can't feed me no Colonel Sanders
I ain't trying to fool us
Don't bring home no Orange Julius.

Gotta have--one more time--get on down again
Woh, woh, chili dog, baby
Yes indeed, I want a chili dog, yeh
Talkin' about stone delicious
Good for you too!

Great album, btw.
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"The Chicken Cordon Blues" -- Steve Goodman
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by Phil Harris with Bob Wills:

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH
(Andy Razaf)



Won't you come with me to Alabamy
Let's go see my dear old Mammy
She's fryin' eggs and boiling hammy
That's what I like about the South

Now there you can make no mistakey
Where those nerves are never shaky
Ought to taste her layer cakey
That's what I like about the South

She's got baked ribs and candied yams
Those sugar-cured Virginia hams
Basement full of those berry jams
An' that's what I like about the South

Hot corn bread, black-eyed peas
You can eat as much as you please
'Cause it's never out of season
That's what I like about the South

Aahhh, don't take one, have two
There's dark brown and chocolate too
Suits me, they must suit you
'Cause that's what I like about the South

Well it's way, way down where the cane grows tall
Down where they say "Y'all"
Walk on in with that Southern drawl
'Cause that's what I like about the South

Down where they have those pretty queens
Keep a-dreamin' those dreamy dreams
Well let's sip that absinthe in New Orleans
That's what I like about the South

Here come old Bob with all the news
Got the boxback coat with button shoes
But he's all caught up with his union dues
An' that's what I like about the South

Here come old Roy down the street
Ho, can't you hear those tappin' feet
He would rather sleep than eat
An' that's what I like about the South

Now every time I pass your door
You act like you don't want me no more
Why don't you shake that head and sigh
And I'll go walkin' by

On, on, on and on and on
Honey, when you tell me that you love me
Then how come you close your eyes

Did I tell you 'bout the place called Doo-wah-diddy
It ain't no town and it ain't no city
It's just awful small, but awful pretty
That's Doo-wah-diddy

Well I didn't come here to criticise
I'm not here to sympathise
But don't tell me those no-good lies
That a lyin' gal like you can devise

You love me like I love you
Send me fifty P-D-Q
Roses are red and violets are pink
If I don't get all fifty, I don't show

She's got backbones and turnip greens
Ham hocks and butter beans
You, me and New Orleans
An' that's what I like about the South
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My niece played this song for me last night [English version]. Apparently there's a German [?] version on YouTube too.

Chocolate Chip Cookies (in English)
Musik: Edzard Hüneke/Daniel Dickopf, Englischer Text: Janna Land-Hüneke, Arrangement: Edzard Hüneke
Leadgesang: Alle

Jetzt neu mit verbessertem Rezept!

In the mixing bowl put butter, 200g cut thin,
then soft brown sugar from our sugar tin.
Now you take white sugar and you cream to a paste
200g of each of them gets that great taste.
2 beaten eggs are next, gradually you add them,
mixing well the whole time 'til your arms are achin'.
Make sure it's all creamy smooth, 'cos that will guarantee their
Success - any expert would agree there.

Teaspoon of baking powder, 5 drops Vanilla Essence.
Now fold in the flour, 600g (or maybe up to 7).
Oh yeah! And half a teaspoon of salt, I just remembered.
The combination tastes really quite intense.
Two bars of plain choc-olate in little pieces
And you stir them in briefly - the gorgeous smell increases….
Once it's all done transfer the dough into a sealed container.
Now you can lick the bowl and put it on the drainer.

Chocolate Chip Cookies
I'm baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Because my Chocolate Chip Cookies
Are irresistable (as you can tell).

The dough needs to chill inside the fridge a day and night.
'cos what you want is bite, and they'll get that alright.
I'm off to have a nice day now, spend the night at play -
Tomorrow will be judgement day!
You heat up the oven to hundred and eighty C
Baking paper's good; now the dough will have to be
rolled into little balls and spread out by hand -
Mind-e the gap, 'cos these babies expand.

Bake on the middle rack ten, fifteen mins or so;
Time enough for dishes; get some coffee on the go.
Open up, get them out; this moment is so rare:
The instant of completion, loved by artists everywhere.
And if by some bad luck I end up with some burnt ones
I'll send them to my Grandma; the best behaved of Grandsons,
and save the best ones for my love to try.
P.S. the ingredients can be fun to modify.

Chocolate Chip Cookies…

And that reminds me of this other YouTube video called "Milk and Cereal". Gotta love homemade productions. LOL
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I like the song they play at the movie theater and drive-in before the movie starts with the dancing food and candies and drinks.

Lets all go to the lobby , lets all go to the lobby , lets all go to the lobby.......
To get ourselves a treat!
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A Little Something Refreshing - No Doubt

Yeah
I'm hungry
I'm starving
I want some food for my tummy

I want some
Pizza coke and ice cream
Popcorn cotton candy
Marshmallows milkshake and peanuts
Would be so great
Pies chips candy apples
Twinkies frosted flakes
Donuts french fries
And some chocolate cake with mustard
Cookies avocados pancakes
Pineapple juice
Whipped cream on some raw meat
That's not all I could eat

I'm hungry
I'm starving
I want some food for my tum...

I want some
Honey roasted walnuts
Pepperoni slices
Pasta and burritos
Different kinds of rices
Cherries dipped in chocolate
Cottage cheese and jelly
Colonel sander's chicken
Still won't fill my belly
Broccoli sticky syrup
Churros dipped in sauce
Drippy sloppy joes

Then I'm full at last
Ahhh ahhh
I'm full at last
*Burp.*


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