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Old 01-03-2008, 03:36 AM   #1
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When you someone see's a 2 year old photo of you and says"thats not you" and you reply it was over 100lbs ago.

Can still remember the look on her face when i said it lol
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Old 01-03-2008, 07:25 AM   #2
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when your belly arrives before you do

when it has it's own area code

you could use it to rest your plate on
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Old 01-03-2008, 04:31 PM   #3
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You know you're a BHM when:

Belly-rubs are a real turn-on.

You outgrow your car.

You have to fasten your belt while looking in a mirrror.

It takes you five minutes to get off the couch.

Anytime you grow a beard, little kids think you're Santa Claus.

You know you're a SSBHM when:

You go from "pointer" to "setter".

You outgrow your station wagon.

You use suspenders instead of a belt, because at least they fasten.

It takes you fifteen minutes to get off the couch... and by the time you do, you're too tired to remember why you got up!

You can't play Santa anymore because your lap is under your belly.

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Old 01-04-2008, 12:36 PM   #4
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People at an office party assume you can drink a lot, just because of your size: 'C'mon, you gotta have CAPACITY.....'
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Old 01-04-2008, 12:42 PM   #5
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when your belly holds more than the fuel tank on your car
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:00 PM   #6
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People at an office party assume you can drink a lot, just because of your size: 'C'mon, you gotta have CAPACITY.....'
this is 'so' true and i dont mind the encouragement either
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:39 PM   #7
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You know you're a BHM when you're eating out with people and someone asks "Does anyone want this" then looks directly at you.

You know you're a BHM when you order a bunch of food for a meal at a restaurant and the waitress says "I bet your parents get scared when you come home"

(That last one actually happened to me...at the time I was in high school, not in college, but the waitress assumed I was in college, and it was during a winter break, so she thought I was visiting home...those were her exact words to me)

You know you're a BHM when you go to a buffet alone and the waitress brings you 5 extra plates (instead of the customary 1 or 2) and says "looks like you'll be needing these" (again, happened to me).

You know you're a BHM when the waitress gets that annoyed look on her face when you walk in (because to her, you'll order a lot of food making more work for her)

You know you're a BHM when you get stuck in desks at school (check)

You know you're a BHM when you run out of breath just walking up some stairs (happens to me)

You know you're a BHM when you're at a party and realize you can't come and go as you please without knocking things or people over.
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:49 PM   #8
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When you have to take into account, when planning how long it takes to get out the door, "putting on shoes."

When at a store they are measuring you for pants, and have to ask "above or below the belly?"

When you walk into a restaurant and the staff fight over who's section you'll be in, anticipating a big meal hence big tip.

When you start considering getting a paint brush for quicker application of sun-block....but if you go to a nudist beach there is no danger of burning your delicate parts.
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Old 01-05-2008, 03:17 AM   #9
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When you have to take into account, when planning how long it takes to get out the door, "putting on shoes."
That just cracked me up. I love it.
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Old 01-05-2008, 08:25 AM   #10
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That just cracked me up. I love it.


or socks lol
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:02 AM   #11
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When you measure more around than tall.
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Old 01-05-2008, 09:02 AM   #12
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your moobs are bigger than your girlfriend breasts
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Old 01-05-2008, 11:46 AM   #13
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When you start considering getting a paint brush for quicker application of sun-block....but if you go to a nudist beach there is no danger of burning your delicate parts.
Do you frequent nude beaches?
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Do you frequent nude beaches?
There is a big one on the southwest shore of Maui, about 7 miles south of Kihei
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:42 PM   #16
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when you get a group discount at IHOP
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Old 01-07-2008, 04:17 AM   #17
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or When you start getting belly rubs mmmmmmmmmmmm
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You know you're fat when you have satelites orbiting your equator
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Old 01-07-2008, 08:41 AM   #19
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When the airline charges you for two seats (THIS SUPPOSEDLY HAPPENS ON SOME AIRLINES!).

When you buy a shorter bed...as to not hurt yourself when getting out of it in the morning (did this once!).

When sleeping on the sofa feels safer...so that you don't roll over your much thinner other half (personal experience).

When women describe you as "beefy" or "a whole lot of man" instead of calling you "fatass" or "lazy" (personal experience).

Or, to get a little ridiculous...

When people start to use you as an umbrella at the beach.
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:34 PM   #21
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When you can rest things on your belly.


when the manager in the all you can eat places runs to lock the door when he/she sees you coming.


when after that big meal you think "what can i eat now"
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when ya got big tittehs haha like me :[
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Old 02-02-2008, 12:52 PM   #23
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when after eating lunch you start planning Dinner.
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:04 PM   #24
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You get the "Full Order" and then some.
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:29 PM   #25
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Being "Full" usually means you can't walk for the next hour.

When you stop eating, everyone stops eating.

It is a point of pride for friends if they out eat/drink you.

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