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Old 02-02-2009, 12:45 AM   #51
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When you walk into a restaurant and the staff fight over who's section you'll be in, anticipating a big meal hence big tip.
Sadly, most restaurants seem to be fonder of relaxation than of tips; a friend of mine always tipped well because whoever served him usually wound up on the low end of the totem pole and was ordered to do it. (The big tip was to change their minds for the future.)
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:15 AM   #52
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Old 02-02-2009, 05:31 AM   #53
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Sadly, most restaurants seem to be fonder of relaxation than of tips; a friend of mine always tipped well because whoever served him usually wound up on the low end of the totem pole and was ordered to do it. (The big tip was to change their minds for the future.)
Yeah, I like to tip well too, especially if I go somewhere a lot. I wonder if fat people, more often than not, tip better than thin people?

Here's one that happened to me over the weekend: when your friends use you to block the cold wind blowing. Granted, I'm not a BHM, but I play one on TV.
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when your friends use you to block the cold wind blowing.
I'm very familiar with this tactic.
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When you measure more around than tall.
It is as far to walk around me as over me......lol 5'8" (68") up.....68" around
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Here's one that happened to me over the weekend: when your friends use you to block the cold wind blowing. Granted, I'm not a BHM, but I play one on TV.
Been there, done that - was a bit shocked at the time by the guy who claimed the wind-block space, but what the hey, the black leather jacket I was wearing at the time did block the wind...
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It is as far to walk around me as over me......lol 5'8" (68") up.....68" around
In college, I had a friend whose favourite quip was, "There's no getting around Jim - or at least, it's a very long walk."
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Here's one that happened to me over the weekend: when your friends use you to block the cold wind blowing.
That's me right there. I have a friend who's about 115 lbs. and has a circulation problem, so she's always cold. Luckily she has me to warm her up. I'll hold her hand (apparently my hands are always nice and warm, no matter the temp) and I'll protect her from the wind.

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Old 03-06-2009, 10:44 AM   #59
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You know you're a BHM when....

You stop using milk on your cereal, in favor of half and half

You stop eating candy bars and start eating blocks of cheese (ok maybe in addition to)

You wear your shoes out on the side and not the bottom

Those funny looking banana seat bicycles you used to laugh at actually sound like a great idea now

Eating a giant dinner is working out

You get the quad-stacker at Burger King AND a couple of other sandwiches "just in case"

You plan out multiple things to do each time you get up, so you don't have to get up as much lol.
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Old 03-07-2009, 12:21 AM   #63
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Okay I gotta add one that happened to me. I was on a mission trip one summer when I was about 15/16 and we stayed in a local high school. Well there was a bad storm and the tornado sirens went off. They made us all sit in the hall and I had three girls hugging me because they said "you won't blow away." I felt manly and protective.

Another time you know you're a BHM is when you and your friends are trying to get through a crowd of people and they always make you be the lead "blocker"

Also, in college these last few years I was not always the party favorite, but I was frequently the favorite for walking home because 1. I'm usually the soberest because it takes too long to get me drunk 2.Girls know that no one will ***k with them when a nearly 6ft 330 (now 315!) dood is walking with them.
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You know you're a BHM when...

You have to hold your belly in with your hands to see the numbers on the scale.

Your smaller friends use you as a pillow.

You habitually rest plates of food on your belly while you eat.

You inquisitively ask Burger King how many patties they can put on a single burger.

Your young sister asks why you have boobs like your girlfriend.

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Another time you know you're a BHM is when you and your friends are trying to get through a crowd of people and they always make you be the lead "blocker"
Yeah, been there, done that.
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You know you're a BHM when...
  • You stop using your hands to open doors made to just push open.
  • you do push ups and your face is a good 8-10" from the ground but your belly is on the floor.
  • your girlfriend has to increase her flexibility so she can arch her back enough to kiss you when she is standing with her back to you.
  • your girl starts putting her hands under your belly flap to keep warm.
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Or it does, but the shirt now has this bizarre straight flat part on one side, and a curved flowing part on the other side....
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I don't know if this thread is meant to be funny but its totally tickling me..
Oh, it's meant to be funny - one of the things BHMs are supposed to have is a good sense of humour, and if you can't laugh at yourself and your own life, it's pretty grim....
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you know you're a BHM when....

your belly is also a food tray

you can do push-ups with no hands at all

you have a favorite seat at your favorite buffet that just happens to be right next to the dessert bar

you go to the movies and end up back at the concession stand before the end of the previews

your couch has bucket seats

you call your loved one in for a hug or a kiss, often to direct them towards the remote across the room to hand you "while they're around" or perhaps to bring you a beverage "on their way" lol

the thought of you jumping scares your friends

your cat snubs you because you have no lap for him to sleep on
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Old 03-10-2009, 07:00 AM   #74
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You know you're a BHM when...
  • You stop using your hands to open doors made to just push open.
  • you do push ups and your face is a good 8-10" from the ground but your belly is on the floor.
  • your girlfriend has to increase her flexibility so she can arch her back enough to kiss you when she is standing with her back to you.
  • your girl starts putting her hands under your belly flap to keep warm.

number 2 puts me wel and truely into bhm category
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