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Old 01-03-2008, 10:54 PM   #1
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Hah. A few days ago, I told one of my BHM friends his amp, BigSexy, was like his owner in both aspects.

Throw out some cheesy pick up lines so I don't feel so lame.

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Old 01-04-2008, 07:41 AM   #2
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"Hehe. You look like you like to eat. How'd you like to eat me o...."

Damn, can I say that here?
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Old 01-04-2008, 08:06 AM   #3
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Well, its not really a pick up line, but my favorite comment was made when I was cycling in the park...two black girls were walking by as I was bending over fixing my shoes (in my cyling shorts)...and one said to the other loud enough to be overheard "why do big white guys always have such tight little butts?" Hee, made my day.
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Hahahaha. That is amazing.
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Old 01-05-2008, 04:19 PM   #5
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is that a sausage in your pocket or ya just happy to see me?


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Old 01-06-2008, 09:44 AM   #6
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could i get 3 or 4 helpings?
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Old 01-06-2008, 11:24 AM   #7
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could i get 3 or 4 helpings?
This is where I reveal that I'm a man. LOL...jk.
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I don't believe the just kidding part Melian haha
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Old 01-06-2008, 08:10 PM   #9
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Hey! Just because I'm crude, blunt and listen to black metal, it still doesn't make me a man! I should slap you with my penis.....er......
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Old 01-06-2008, 11:01 PM   #11
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I would love to hear a cheesy pick up line involving the words "hot tub".

I used a fair deal of hot tub related innuendos back when I was dating a ssbhm with one. To this day, if I hear someone mention a "hot tub", I alway hope they are talking about a hot tubby man.
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I would love to hear a cheesy pick up line involving the words "hot tub".

I used a fair deal of hot tub related innuendos back when I was dating a ssbhm with one. To this day, if I hear someone mention a "hot tub", I alway hope they are talking about a hot tubby man.
Here's one, this will sound dumb but I'm just taking a shot.

Would you like to go for a dip in the hot tub above my pants? (maybe say "hot tub of fat above my pants" instead?)
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Old 01-09-2008, 02:34 AM   #13
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Ha! That's awesome. BTW, it makes me so happy you're a Metalocolypse (sp?) fan. Dethklok rocks.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:56 PM   #14
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Ha! That's awesome. BTW, it makes me so happy you're a Metalocolypse (sp?) fan. Dethklok rocks.
I actually used this line on my bf last night. Bahaha....(it worked).

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Do you have an all-day-sucker for me to lick?
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I keep thinking about this thread...and I dare someone to pick up a BHM with this line:

Do you like seafood?
Perhaps a tuna taco?
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:48 PM   #18
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Do you like seafood?
Perhaps a tuna taco?
It wouldn't work on me I'd start thinking about what sauce would go on the chargrilled tuna!
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I don't like seafood lol.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:25 AM   #21
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How bout we go to a buffet , then back to my place for dessert on me
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Old 01-11-2008, 11:26 AM   #22
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Hehehhe I like that one alot! I'd work on me....... course I'm easy
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