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Old 02-13-2008, 05:13 PM   #151
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Have we managed to coin a new term?

"Hey, baby! How about a Baltimore?"

and

"I got Baltimored up and down the street last night."

But is it GEF-approved?
I'm still strangely turned on- so yeah
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:15 PM   #152
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Boston Teabag Party.
As long as it's in Baltimore!
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Old 02-13-2008, 08:39 PM   #153
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Hehe... Fascinita said long....
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Old 02-13-2008, 10:21 PM   #154
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I better be getting a Baltimore, for a good looooooong time the next time I'm in Maryland.

How about you, GEF? You want a Baltimore?
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:56 AM   #155
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Maryland seems to be a hotbed of teabaggin'
If I'm not mistaken, teabag HQ is located somewhere on Blue Ball Rd. in Elkton.
Teabag Central
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:04 PM   #156
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I better be getting a Baltimore, for a good looooooong time the next time I'm in Maryland.

How about you, GEF? You want a Baltimore?
I just want something alive, employed and mute
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Old 02-26-2008, 05:42 PM   #157
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ewww balls! I like em, as long as they are not super hairy...ew- they gotta fit in your hand nicely..swingy is good.. yeah..
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i like when they slap your hoothoot.
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Old 03-05-2008, 06:38 PM   #159
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i like when they slap your hoothoot.
Is that Dutch? Hoothoot? It looks Dutch!

Does it mean what I think it means?
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:17 PM   #160
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what i'm saying is this: i've heard about it. i've read about it. i never really understood it. but then, the other night, i GOT it.

get it?
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:20 PM   #161
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Not lately!

Toot toot!
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:36 PM   #162
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You should pay for it, like I do. Balls are balls.
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Old 03-05-2008, 07:40 PM   #163
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You should pay for it, like I do. Balls are balls.
I'm picturing myself calling up the escort service and asking for "your best Baltimorer."

Do you think I should start my own "Why aren't you people boning me" thread?
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I'm picturing myself calling up the escort service and asking for "your best Baltimorer."

Do you think I should start my own "Why aren't you people boning me" thread?

Why not? We're already participating in the "why aren't you teabagging me thread"
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I'm picturing myself calling up the escort service and asking for "your best Baltimorer."

Do you think I should start my own "Why aren't you people boning me" thread?
I would suggest not. Not only will no one give you a real answer OR bone you, but it'll stir up controversy.
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Let's get busy, y'all!
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Yes, I already know I'm on my way to hell for the fairy.......
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:53 PM   #168
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Thanks, Green. lol

You know, now that I think about it, wrestling matches have always seemed sexy to me.
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because of the color red, the last shot looks like the guy in it is face-deep in his OWN balls. I had to look a 2nd time to see I was wrong. Once I realized my mistake, why did I look a 3rd and 4th time? Never you mind, is why!

Speaking of face-deep in your own business, I own a videotape. Now that Project Runway is over, I plan to hold a screening for all you ladies. I'll be doing an Oktoberfest theme and I'll be serving sausage. Lots and lots of sausage.
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I own a videotape.
What's its title?

1. Monster's Balls

2. Camille Paglia and the Balls of Steel

3. Ding Dong Rama Lama Ball Bounce

4. Les Couilles d'Acier de Julia Kristeva (an arty foreign remake of #2, above, starring Rocco Siffredi and Juliette Binoche as Julia Kristeva)

5. Merci Pour le Sachet de The (literally, "Thanks for the Teabag")

Ooooh, sausage! I'm putting in a special request for tofu substitute sausage, of course.
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:09 PM   #171
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OHMAHGAH I love Rocco Siffredi! But Old School Rocco, when he was normal, and doing quirky foreign non-sex flicks (sort of non-sex) but not now, where's he's all horribly weirdly abusive. Apparently, he (as an adult) got circumcized, and then the next day, he got an erection and he pulled out all of his stitches.

I seriously have like a whole file on him, Fasc. We'll compare notes.

No, I have a film of...being face deep in your own bidness. I thought I made that clear! KNOWWHATIMEAN? It's fascinating. I had to get it.


And: tofu sausage coming up. Along with tea. In bags. For obvious reasons.

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Old 03-17-2008, 10:02 PM   #172
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Nice limerick for you all for St Patricks Day
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I dated that guy!

Didn't work out.
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Nice limerick for you all for St Patricks Day
Didn't Warwick Davis say that in the interview he did? lol
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