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Old 03-28-2008, 03:47 AM   #1
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Okay, I'm not wholly sure if this belongs in this forum, but it does deal with feederism, so here I shall put it.

I am not shy and I have never really hidden things from my mom, but I also don't go out of my way to overload her with information she might not want. I kind of tell her things in the way that people say you should answer kids when they ask about sex--I just tell her the basics. So she knows a bit about feeders/feedees, but we don't discuss the details. She doesn't quite get it but she also doesn't give much of a damn what I do so long as I'm happy and safe.

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My mom is a large lady. She isn't as big as I am but she's pretty close. There's a man in our neighborhood who hits on her a lot! His wife had WLS and now she's quite thin--apparently he's unsatisfied. Because of that, my mother doesn't accept his advances but she is polite to him (as that's her way). Yesterday, he was sitting on our patio with my mom and a bunch of other people.

Out of the blue, he says to her, "If I buy you a Big Boy, will you let me watch you eat it?"

Silence. My mom is obviously offended by this question and I'm waiting to hear what she shoots back in return.

"Big Boys are trash. You'll have to do better than that if you want to watch me eat."

So he offered to take her out for steak. She declined, obviously, due to the fact that he's married and a player, but.... quite funny nonetheless.
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:37 AM   #2
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LOL!! What a cute story!
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:51 AM   #3
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lol. and his wife had WLS how big was she before and how thin is she after?
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:59 AM   #4
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lol. and his wife had WLS how big was she before and how thin is she after?
Dawg you ought to get an award for this question. Do you really expect her to know the details of this woman's weightloss? lol
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Dawg you ought to get an award for this question. Do you really expect her to know the details of this woman's weightloss? lol
Now you see why I like to distance myself from other F/A's? lol sheesh.

Funny story btw, what's a Big Boy?
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Hahaha, it's like somebody who can only see the color yellow. No people, no trees, no sky - just the color yellow.

A Big Boy is a hamburger, fast food burger joint long since left MA territory.
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Now you see why I like to distance myself from other F/A's? lol sheesh.

Funny story btw, what's a Big Boy?
its not a question like that. i know she doesnt know the specifics. its like how big did she look like before WLS and how small does she look like now. i wanna know how small did she get for ol dude to be not so happy about it. i mean as in is she actually skinny or just average.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:00 PM   #8
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A Big Boy is a hamburger, fast food burger joint long since left MA territory.
lol, I thought a big boy was an ice cream sandwich, lol. I'm outta touch!
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:02 PM   #9
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aww that really was very cute story... and major cool points for your moms reply.
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Old 03-28-2008, 05:16 PM   #10
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Er. I've never seen his wife, so I have absolutely no idea. Also, I probably won't go asking for the details.

My mom is pretty awesome and sometimes she just says the exact right thing.
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Er. I've never seen his wife, so I have absolutely no idea. Also, I probably won't go asking for the details.

My mom is pretty awesome and sometimes she just says the exact right thing.
My mother would have freaked and called the cops on the guy...lol.
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:46 PM   #12
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Rebecca, I loved this story.
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:52 PM   #13
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Wait, how much does the porch weigh? As in was it an average porch before or after you guys were sitting on it or just kind of big
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scuse me you dropped part of your sentence!

or did you just say candleja
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hah i like this story. your mom's answer was pretty clutch...im sure homeboy's sittin at home right now tryin to think of something better.
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Now you see why I like to distance myself from other F/A's? lol sheesh.

Funny story btw, what's a Big Boy?
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The chain is best-known for its trademark chubby boy in red- and white-checked pants with suspenders holding a double-decker cheeseburger.

The Big Boy sandwich itself is quite similar to the later Big Mac: two thin beef patties are placed on a three-layer sesame-seed bun, and lettuce, a single slice of cheese, and a thousand island-like sauce are added. The chain also offers other sandwich combinations, such as the Brawny Lad (a hamburger patty topped with butter and a slice of onion on a rye bun), along with salads, dinner combinations and various desserts.



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And this is what I got it confused with. Personally as far as feeding goes, I'd rather be fed ice cream...but that's cos I have an addiction, lol.
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LOL! i wanna rep rebecca's mum for this!
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