The Reality Of Dating An SSBBW - Page 4

BothGunsBlazing · 04-26-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by largenlovely

hahaha i've been waiting for you to post a pic of your car in this thread

ahaha ah yes, my car. I am working on it. I can't find my camera!

the car provided me with the most hilarious moment with my mother ever though.

Mum: how come this seat is so low? what is with the passenger side?

Me: uhhhhh ..

Mum: .. oh dear god, it's because you date fat girls isn't it?

Me: .. I rule (can't actually remember if this was my exact response or not, but close enough)

UncannyBruceman · 04-26-2008, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby Ripples

LMAO that's hilarious!! *picturing Bruce all horny and bulgy and Melissa mortified*

That's exactly how it was...she looked like she saw a ghost. But surprisingly, my folks were okay about it.

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 12:23 PM

that car is OFFICIALLY the fat girl pimp mobile lol

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Originally Posted by BothGunsBlazing

ahaha ah yes, my car. I am working on it. I can't find my camera!

the car provided me with the most hilarious moment with my mother ever though.

Mum: how come this seat is so low? what is with the passenger side?

Me: uhhhhh ..

Mum: .. oh dear god, it's because you date fat girls isn't it?

Me: .. I rule (can't actually remember if this was my exact response or not, but close enough)

BeautifulPoeticDisaster · 04-26-2008, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UncannyBruceman

That's exactly how it was...she looked like she saw a ghost. But surprisingly, my folks were okay about it.

LOL...Id be rich if I got paid everytime I said "I know this is going to turn you on, but......" LOL. Some of your boys are so predictable it's cute!

UncannyBruceman · 04-26-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AnnMarie

Fantastic thread, Melissa... very good!

And there's no doubt, you have an FA who's acutely aware and helpful when it comes to fat girl needs - Bruce is a pro.

And furthermore, there are certain needs that I cater for her that can't really be talked about in an open forum. WOOOOO!!!

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by UncannyBruceman

That's exactly how it was...she looked like she saw a ghost. But surprisingly, my folks were okay about it.

after you had to practically PRY me from your bedroom to go tell your mom hahaha...but yes, thankfully they were very good about it

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Originally Posted by BigBellySSBBW

LOL...Id be rich if I got paid everytime I said "I know this is going to turn you on, but......" LOL. Some of your boys are so predictable it's cute!

LOL he was concerned about telling her too (neither of us knew how she would react)...so at least he waited until i had calmed down til he allowed himself to get overly excited about it hahaha

UncannyBruceman · 04-26-2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBellySSBBW

LOL...Id be rich if I got paid everytime I said "I know this is going to turn you on, but......" LOL. Some of your boys are so predictable it's cute!

Not to mention appreciative in some of the most unique instances (thumbs up).

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 12:29 PM

i dunno..i think i may have let some of those outta the bag on other posts LOL

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Originally Posted by UncannyBruceman

And furthermore, there are certain needs that I cater for her that can't really be talked about in an open forum. WOOOOO!!!

AnnMarie · 04-26-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncannyBruceman

And furthermore, there are certain needs that I cater for her that can't really be talked about in an open forum. WOOOOO!!!

LOL.... too true, I'm sure!

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 12:51 PM

ya know, just to continue adding to this...there are also other thoughtful things one can do, once in a committed relationship and a couple becomes comfortable with each other....shaving our legs is a mega bitch or even shaving OTHER areas for that matter, putting on socks and tying shoes...

Bruce has helped me dye my hair since it's so long i had a hard time getting all of it in the back...and a good FA will have a hard time resisting when ya get all pouty and ask them to paint your toenails cuz ya can't reach your toes hehe.

We came down here to visit my family for my birthday last year. We got a handicapped room, but unbeknownst to both of us, that meant there was a huge open shower and i have problems standing long enough to shower without sitting periodically (i will usually use the side of the tub to sit periodically while bathing if i take a shower, but there was NO tub lol)...but a good man will make that easy on ya, and he did.

BeautifulPoeticDisaster · 04-26-2008, 12:54 PM

Amen to the "a good FA" bit...all I have to do is pout a little and Mike will know I need help with something....although, I don't know if I trust him with nail polis, lol.....I want red nails...not red toes!

AnnMarie · 04-26-2008, 12:58 PM

Nail polish trick for girls AND guys who might try to help them.

Paint the nails and just let it get on your skin - do NOT try to wipe it off, just let it all dry.

Take a shower, after the shower, rub all around your nails with a wash cloth and voila... perfect pedicure, the dried polish comes right off your skin as long as it's a thick coat and not a wiped remnant.

Blackjack · 04-26-2008, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBellySSBBW

Amen to the "a good FA" bit...all I have to do is pout a little and Mike will know I need help with something....although, I don't know if I trust him with nail polis, lol.....I want red nails...not red toes!

Hey, so what if I don't color inside the lines? I get the parts that matter, don't I?

^ That's my defense and I'm STICKIN TO IT

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 01:09 PM

oh wow i did not know that!! so maybe if Bruce isn't around i'll just gain momentum, thrust myself forward, and swipe the end of the brush at my toes and not worry where it winds up hahhaha ...though i suppose i'll need him for the wash cloth part lol

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Originally Posted by AnnMarie

Nail polish trick for girls AND guys who might try to help them.

Paint the nails and just let it get on your skin - do NOT try to wipe it off, just let it all dry.

Take a shower, after the shower, rub all around your nails with a wash cloth and voila... perfect pedicure, the dried polish comes right off your skin as long as it's a thick coat and not a wiped remnant.

BeautifulPoeticDisaster · 04-26-2008, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AnnMarie

Nail polish trick for girls AND guys who might try to help them.

Paint the nails and just let it get on your skin - do NOT try to wipe it off, just let it all dry.

Take a shower, after the shower, rub all around your nails with a wash cloth and voila... perfect pedicure, the dried polish comes right off your skin as long as it's a thick coat and not a wiped remnant.

And that's exactly how I do it, lmao. I just reach as far as I can with the brush...scribble til Im sure my nails are done....and my toes get covered...but I shower after they are dry and it all comes off

Thought I was the only one with that secret

bigirlover · 04-26-2008, 01:23 PM

Oh, I'd so be a great SSBBW's boyfriend!

Guess the Mini Cooper's gotta go!

largenlovely · 04-26-2008, 01:25 PM

yep..sell that mini cooper to some mini girl lol

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Originally Posted by bigirlover

Oh, I'd so be a great SSBBW's boyfriend!

Guess the Mini Cooper's gotta go!

liz (di-va) · 04-26-2008, 02:12 PM

I enjoy wearing Mini Coopers as a nice brooch or pendant.

BigBeautifulMe · 04-26-2008, 02:38 PM

DARN IT, I've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Liz, I can't stop laughing!

Lissa, what a WONDERFUL thread! I love it! Great posts by everyone involved.

I've always been ferociously independent - but I've found I do love having the little things done for me. It's really, really nice.

BeautifulPoeticDisaster · 04-26-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

DARN IT, I've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Liz, I can't stop laughing!

Lissa, what a WONDERFUL thread! I love it! Great posts by everyone involved.

I've always been ferociously independent - but I've found I do love having the little things done for me. It's really, really nice.

I used to be very independent...sometimes to a point that would push guys away. I tried a different approach with Mike and I snagged the guy of my dreams! now that I'm getting older and gravity is taking over (getting bigger w/o gaining weight) I do need more help...so it is nice to have trained someone totally for me needs

I do miss how independent I used to be in the states though....the old me would cringe at how I ask mike to help me off the sofa.

imfree · 04-26-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

DARN IT, I've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Liz, I can't stop laughing!...........snipped......................

I got her for you, BBM. That was really funny!

UncannyBruceman · 04-26-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeautifulMe

I've always been ferociously independent - but I've found I do love having the little things done for me. It's really, really nice.

Being a good FA is not just a job, it's an adventure!

Mini · 04-26-2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackjack

Hey, so what if I don't color inside the lines? I get the parts that matter, don't I?

^ That's my defense and I'm STICKIN TO IT

Yeah, any girlfriend of mine who asks me to help her paint her toenails would only be silly enough to do it once. She would look like a clown with Down's Syndrome once I got through with her.

Gspoon · 04-26-2008, 03:25 PM

Well, honestly.

I'd need to actually know how dating goes for a SSBBW, never had one. I have a truck, and my ex who was 230 had no problem climbing in.

But for an SSBBW, I'd need to actually date one to know how it goes!

Ample Pie · 04-26-2008, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by largenlovely

oh goodness hon that sounds like a bad experience

whatever it was, i'm sorry you had to go through it

No, not really...just stuff I've seen around in general.

04-26-2008, 12:51 PM	#85
largenlovely Still a Fat Girl lol Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 5,376	ya know, just to continue adding to this...there are also other thoughtful things one can do, once in a committed relationship and a couple becomes comfortable with each other....shaving our legs is a mega bitch or even shaving OTHER areas for that matter, putting on socks and tying shoes... Bruce has helped me dye my hair since it's so long i had a hard time getting all of it in the back...and a good FA will have a hard time resisting when ya get all pouty and ask them to paint your toenails cuz ya can't reach your toes hehe. We came down here to visit my family for my birthday last year. We got a handicapped room, but unbeknownst to both of us, that meant there was a huge open shower and i have problems standing long enough to shower without sitting periodically (i will usually use the side of the tub to sit periodically while bathing if i take a shower, but there was NO tub lol)...but a good man will make that easy on ya, and he did. __________________ A fat girl just tryin' to make it Last edited by largenlovely : 04-26-2008 at 01:06 PM.

04-26-2008, 12:58 PM	#87
AnnMarie ✰cuddly and terrifying✰ Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Twirly Girl Posts: 19,249	Nail polish trick for girls AND guys who might try to help them. Paint the nails and just let it get on your skin - do NOT try to wipe it off, just let it all dry. Take a shower, after the shower, rub all around your nails with a wash cloth and voila... perfect pedicure, the dried polish comes right off your skin as long as it's a thick coat and not a wiped remnant. __________________ Snacks are good for the soul. Raw Full Maow BigFatTweets - I caved, but no promises I'll use it.

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BigBeautifulMe That was a heart. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,186	DARN IT, I've given out too much rep in the last 24 hours. Liz, I can't stop laughing! Lissa, what a WONDERFUL thread! I love it! Great posts by everyone involved. I've always been ferociously independent - but I've found I do love having the little things done for me. It's really, really nice. __________________ "I am a size 0 if you multiply my current size by 0." - liz (di-va) "I just think your culinary choices could use more death of sentient creatures. Is that so wrong?" - Mini -Rosebud- I am imagining how lovely it would be to see your golden hair rising up over my belly when you are between my thighs -Rosebud- Like a cunnilingus sunrise

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Gspoon Spoonah Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 709	Well, honestly. I'd need to actually know how dating goes for a SSBBW, never had one. I have a truck, and my ex who was 230 had no problem climbing in. But for an SSBBW, I'd need to actually date one to know how it goes! __________________ www.gspoon.deviantart.com "If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

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04-26-2008, 12:54 PM	#86
BeautifulPoeticDisaster Executive Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,057	Amen to the "a good FA" bit...all I have to do is pout a little and Mike will know I need help with something....although, I don't know if I trust him with nail polis, lol.....I want red nails...not red toes!

04-26-2008, 01:23 PM	#91
bigirlover Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 470	Oh, I'd so be a great SSBBW's boyfriend! Guess the Mini Cooper's gotta go!

04-26-2008, 02:12 PM	#93
liz (di-va) nail-throwin mayhem Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,517	I enjoy wearing Mini Coopers as a nice brooch or pendant.