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Old 07-06-2008, 02:17 PM   #1
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I guess I just need some support.... non bhm related... just support. I live in London right now but my sexy man and all my friends/family live in Manchester. I'm planning moving back up there but until I get there, i'm stuck here alone.. My flatmate, the only person i know here, has just moved out and my boyfriend, who i see every weekend, is off on holiday for nearly two weeks. I know i'm being pathetic but i feel so low. I just want to cry. Someone tell me something to cheer me up...:-(
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:50 PM   #2
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Here, this will probably cheer you up, if you like BHMs...

Hope this helps. Stay strong. You're never as alone as the world might make you think.

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Old 07-07-2008, 06:10 AM   #3
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Oh, I've been there on the living in a new city and not knowing anybody. It does pretty much suck....but there are a few silver linings:

- Go out and explore and go to some sort of place you'd normally never go back home. If you normally go to quiet pubs, go to a real dance club. If you normally get all dressed up and go dancing, go find a serious sports bar. Go to a museum your mates wouldn't care for. Go to a church service in St. Pauls....shake things up.
- Figure out how to cook some things you don't know how to cook. Gives you something to look forward to showing off to your BF when he can next visit, once you know you can pull it off.
- Go get on a bus and ride around watching people. Sometimes it is cool being the stranger, because it is easier to notice everyone instead of just the usual patterns.
- Go to the public library and check out a big pile of books and enjoy being able to just dive into them.
- Get a trial subscription to World of Warcraft or some other MMORPG and see what all the fuss is about.
- Try your hand at writing a short story. If it has to do with BHM, you can post it on the story boards here!

None of this will make you feel much less lonely, but it may help you feel less sad about it.

Best of luck getting through this period--remember that this too will pass.
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:30 AM   #4
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A Panda Bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask "Would you like any des..."
Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.

"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"

At this, the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street.

The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:

"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears, characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
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*hug*

Just try to enjoy your free time...do whatever you want to do. You'll have your man back in 2 weeks, so maybe you should plan something fun for that time. Hehe.
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:14 AM   #6
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A Panda Bear walks into a cafe and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask "Would you like any des..."
Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him.

"Wait a minute!" he yells, "You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, "Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!"

At this, the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street.

The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:

"Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears, characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
The humor in the joke is the poor grammar - in the joke, it should be "eats, shoots, and leaves," whereas the proper description would have been "eats shoots and leaves."
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:32 AM   #7
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The humor in the joke is the poor grammar - in the joke, it should be "eats, shoots, and leaves," whereas the proper description would have been "eats shoots and leaves."
The Panda wouldn't have known that, it's really rare to find a panda with good grammer skills.. so the Pandas interpretation of the dictionary entry is the key to... It's HUMOR!! tell me you at least laughed a little before the indepth analysis.

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Old 07-16-2008, 02:52 AM   #8
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Here is a Poem for you : )

The dark is here
I wish it gone
Alone I am
I crave company
I crave excitment
but I have to wait
for I am sure
it will return
and bring new adventures
happiness
and love
to me when the one
I need returns to me
So I shall wait
And I shall know
That it will get better
better than before
because waiting makes it
worthwhile
and oh so much more special
And for that I am
Happy
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