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Old 11-29-2008, 03:16 PM   #1
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Default Big Girls Are Better (2004)

It has come to my attention that there is a rap song floating around about big girls done by Snoop Doggy Dogg's brother Bark Bark or whatever the fuck his name is.....and for that I have to counter with a song I wrote back in high school. I started becoming attracted to big girls in the fall of 2003 and I wrote this song in January 04 as apart of the final album ever put out by B.A.M. If anyone actually has this album and more precisely, the song I'm about to post then more power to you...otherwise this is a flashback for the ages.

Me - Bass (duh!)

Ryan - Lead Guitar

Jeff - Rhythm Guitar

Alex - Drums


*Kevin walks up the mic and laughs then says*

More cushion for the pushion baby....OW!

*Jeff, Kevin and Alex begin the melody before Ryan steps in, then Kevin steps back to the mic*


I'm walkin down the street
and they always catch my eye
they all look so hot and fine
I love em big and they should be mine
Full figure girls are where its at
Don't ask me why but I like them fat
They got a lot to grab on to
fat chicks rock and you know its true

*Ryan goes off on a mini-riff before going back to the melody*

When I'm driving down the lane
I gotta stop to check them out
Others can have girls that are plain
I'll take the ones that are nice and stout

*Bridge riff*

The big ones are my type of ladies
Fuck the girls the size of Volkswagon Beetles
I'll take the ones the size of a Mercedes

(chorus)

Some think I'm crazy
I don't give a fuck
I like girls that are lazy
and the size of a truck
Big girls have more class
Gotta love a nice big ass
A girl with a really big chest
is a cut above the rest
Girls with a nice big belly
are soft and squishy like jelly
and you gotta love some thick thighs
makes me want to fantasizeeeeeeee oh yeah
Big Girls are Better
Big Girls are Better
yeahhhhhhhh

*Ryan goes off on a mini-riff before going back to the original melody*

Some want a little
but I want it all
the bigger the better
short or really tall
Overweight isn't bad
in fact its really good
There really autta be
fat girls in Hollywood

(second bridge)

I love when they chow down
on Mickey D's and pancake batter
Oh god if I had one wish
It would be for my girl to get fatter

(chorus)

Some think I'm crazy
I don't give a fuck
I like girls that are lazy
and the size of a truck
Big girls have more class
Gotta love a nice big ass
A girl with a really big chest
is a cut above the rest
Girls with a nice big belly
are soft and squishy like jelly
and you gotta love some thick thighs
makes me want to fantasizeeeeeeee oh yeah
Big Girls are Better
Big Girls are Better
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(straight back to the melody)

Lyin in bed with a big girl
with a tray of cookies and candy
The pair of pj's a size larger than she's wearing
are definately going to come in handy
I don't care what people say
these are the girls for me
Full figured and really hot
belly shaped like a big ol pot

(back to the chorus)

Some think I'm crazy
I don't give a fuck
I like girls that are lazy
and the size of a truck
Big girls have more class
Gotta love a nice big ass
A girl with a really big chest
is a cut above the rest
Girls with a nice big belly
are soft and squishy like jelly
and you gotta love some thick thighs
makes me want to fantasizeeeeeeee oh yeah
Big Girls are Better
Big Girls are Better
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*riff slows to a crawl, Kevin drops to one knee*

Chairs breakin
ass shakin
feel coppin
buttons poppin
thighs rubbin
hot tubbin
BAM!

*Kevin gets up as Ryan goes into the guitar solo before going into the chorus riff*

Eat girl eat
more more more
fill that big belly
till you can't see your feet
Big girls are better
Big girls are better
BIG GIRLS ARE BETTER
BIG GIRLS ARE BETTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(end riff)

Damn baby girl you sure are fat
and I love you for it honey!


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