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Old 01-30-2009, 12:57 AM   #51
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I call it my "lady area" (ex. I shaved my lady area.)

and I refer to my gyno as the "lady doctor" (ex. I have to make an appt. with the lady doctor.)

and my cycle as my "lady time" (ex. I'm not in the mood because it's my lady time.)
Funny and cute! I like how polite you make your "lady area" sound.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:01 AM   #52
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i usually refer to it as a v or vag. "pussy" is way too porno, "vagina" is like saying "penis" .. straight corny. "cunt" is what i call annoying pieces of shit.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:15 AM   #53
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uki, which is what I call my ukulele as well.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:25 AM   #54
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Are we talkin about a vagina or the vulva, anyhow? Seems like people mean vulva. This happened in the coochie thread too. I can't believe I'm writing these sentences.

"Hatchet wound" terminology....really really bad. Same with "meat curtain" stuff.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:35 AM   #55
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uki, which is what I call my ukulele as well.
Do you do public performances with your uke?
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:45 AM   #56
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I'm a heterosexal male. No cocks have seen sanctuary in my no-no parts.

(Is my observation correct? I've noticed that lesbians aren't really bothered by penises so much as the dick that owns it.)
I think you doth protest too much!
Vagitarian!! Come on, you were asking for it!!
Hmm,,cocks really dont bother me and neither do the owners of cocks.. i just much prefer whoa ha's and bazookas!..
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:03 AM   #57
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I think you doth protest too much!
Vagitarian!! Come on, you were asking for it!!
Hmm,,cocks really dont bother me and neither do the owners of cocks.. i just much prefer whoa ha's and bazookas!..
It's light-hearted fun and always made me giggle.

FWIW, my biological mother (I'm adopted) has been with the same woman for around 35 years. Even before meeting her I've always gotten along with gay women. It doesn't help my dating any, but as a group they sure are fun! For some reason, older lesbians (40+ years) are just great company to me.

Never had the slightest inclination toward gayness myself, but I was born from rape and I don't care for any kind of rough play in the bedroom either, so I guess some things just aren't inherited.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:54 AM   #58
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Nobody's gonna mention love tunnel or love taco ? Just skimmed this thread but I don't recall seeing snatch either, which I assume is just short for it's natural?

I think I've mentioned elsewhere that I have always believed the term piece of ass was invented by non-FA's who somehow unconsciously realize they have never experienced a fine, round, whole one?
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:21 AM   #59
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I call it a vagoo.

edit: i forgot about five finger juice pouch, my bad.
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Old 01-30-2009, 01:11 PM   #60
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I also prefer "cunt." It just seems to bother people (ok, not the people here, clearly)

Axe wound isn't too bad, also.

And, after sitting in pervert's row at one really sketchy strip club several years ago, I started using the term "roast beef blackhole." Only selectively, of course.
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:41 PM   #61
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I'd love to see someone give their vagina one of those crazy championship pedigreed dog names, like Chesapeake Queen's Windswept Heather Ms. Nice Lady.
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:02 PM   #62
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I'd love to see someone give their vagina one of those crazy championship pedigreed dog names, like Chesapeake Queen's Windswept Heather Ms. Nice Lady.
I think you've got a hole (sic) new thread idea there, young lady!

Just wanna say Starbuck's has a real flair for tasty names, too. I know a lotta guys who wouldn't mind stirring a Grande' Mocha Frappucino Latte' .
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:23 PM   #63
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I always call it the "center of the universe".
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:08 PM   #64
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Can't stop laughin at Carrie's idea...
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Help yourself to that name, Liz; there's more where that came from.
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Saw a play last night where one guy called them "Va-joy-nas", the whole audience cracked up.
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Anyway..CuntCuntCunt!! YeahYeahYeah!!!!
Seems like it's a slightly more acceptable term in the UK than in the US, right? They seem to throw it around over there, men and women, and here it's still a real conversation-stopper.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:49 PM   #70
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When I was little my mother used to call it my Rudy/Rudie...because it was rude I assume?!
Anyhoo, used to confuse the life out of me that there was a kid on The Cosby Show named after a vagina....
I had a similar experience growing up back in the '50s. My parents had no problem referring to my equipment as a "penis", but when they made reference to my sisters' vaginas, they used the word "susie".

Let me tell you, I still feel a little weird every time I hear the Everly Brothers singing "Wake Up, Little Susie".

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whats funny is that this made me realize how little i talk about vagina. i always say poosey, usually in a high voice for laughs. otherwise if im being serious, i will say it slowly. "Girl, let me get a whiff of that poo-sey." some tight ones that i've heard are tang, souffle, cutty, and gush gush
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I don't like pussy- much prefer to call it a cunt for some reason.....

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However, as I said in the coochie coo thread- I call it the boss with the right man around
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The word 'minge' was used a lot when I was a lad, although for the record I hate the word, honest
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I know!! we should all come up with pedigree names for our vaginas!!
Mine shall henceforth be known as.. Madam growler from the land of the purple heather!
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