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Old 10-10-2009, 04:17 PM   #201
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i like hoohah somehow me and my girlfriend starting calling it hat i have also been known to refer to it as skooch its a term my former female drinking companions came up with
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Old 10-11-2009, 07:45 PM   #202
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Yeah..i think thats the downside of lesbianism. You have to have non Glamour puss nails or you get shreaded twat.
Shredded Twat...is that a new breakfast cereal
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:03 PM   #203
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:28 AM   #204
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Shredded Twat...is that a new breakfast cereal
haha.. i was thinking that when i wrote it but YOU were sick enough to say it!! lmao.,.i can hear it now "Shreaded twat..the breakfast cereal for sadistic lesbians" hmm (TM)
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Old 10-23-2009, 07:19 PM   #205
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I like the term "peach". I think it's cute.
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Old 10-23-2009, 09:58 PM   #206
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I like the term "peach". I think it's cute.
This reminded me of "I could eat a peach for hours" which in turn led to thoughts of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy1l3...eature=related
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:34 PM   #207
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"Slot B" As in 'Tab A into Slot B, rinse and repeat'
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Old 10-23-2009, 11:23 PM   #208
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I cant believe no one has mentioned:
Gateway to Heaven
Rec Hall
Hot Pocket (shaved)
Woolybooger (from George Carlin)
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Lilly Pad (shaved)
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:08 AM   #209
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Old 10-25-2009, 11:29 PM   #210
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Tool box
Squeeze box
Monkey
Muffin
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Coochie Pie
Hair Pie
Slit
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Man Eater
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oh, and my new favorite... Snizz!

I know a few of those were mentioned, but felt like adding them anyway, as they're personal favorites. I use Monkey or Muffin a lot in reference to my own VaJayJay, but I'm kinda partial to Snatch or Fuckhole. LOL
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:00 PM   #211
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I call it the vertical lips.

Most of the time I just say coochie.
Or va-jay-jay.
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:54 PM   #212
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I just call my girl's pussy. Seriously after having read that it's meaning goes back to 'sword sheath' I don't think I'm ever going to not call it vagina.
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Old 11-08-2009, 11:33 AM   #213
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:37 PM   #214
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:28 AM   #215
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weird.. i just used the term va jay jay.. here on this very board today!! 1st time ever!
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:37 PM   #216
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Apparently the term "cunt" goes back several hundred years, at least as far back as Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in English, and maybe even earlier. It's only in the last couple of hundred years that society has started to think of it as vulgar.

When my mother was an elderly Scottish woman, I gave her a collection of recordings of Robbie Burns poems. Imagine my shock when I heard, clear as a bell, sitting in my Mom's living room, the word "cunt" appearing over and over. But of course, my Mom, being Scottish, thought it was just wonderful.

My therapist says I am dealing with it fairly well, now.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:40 PM   #217
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Apparently the term "cunt" goes back several hundred years, at least as far back as Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in English, and maybe even earlier. It's only in the last couple of hundred years that society has started to think of it as vulgar.

When my mother was an elderly Scottish woman, I gave her a collection of recordings of Robbie Burns poems. Imagine my shock when I heard, clear as a bell, sitting in my Mom's living room, the word "cunt" appearing over and over. But of course, my Mom, being Scottish, thought it was just wonderful.

My therapist says I am dealing with it fairly well, now.
That's pretty hilarious.


(Better keep up the therapy, though, just to be safe).
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:07 AM   #218
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@ReallyNiceFellow - I read somewhere that it dates back to the Roman fertility goddess Cunina! which gives me an idea... How about "nina"? It's a cute name...
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Apparently the term "cunt" goes back several hundred years, at least as far back as Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in English, and maybe even earlier. It's only in the last couple of hundred years that society has started to think of it as vulgar.

When my mother was an elderly Scottish woman, I gave her a collection of recordings of Robbie Burns poems. Imagine my shock when I heard, clear as a bell, sitting in my Mom's living room, the word "cunt" appearing over and over. But of course, my Mom, being Scottish, thought it was just wonderful.

My therapist says I am dealing with it fairly well, now.
Really? I can't think of any Rabbie burns poems with the word 'cunt' in them!?
The way we say 'can't' and sound a bit like cunt though..
mmm.. better go have a look through my Burns collection!!
Glad the therapy is going well though!! Cunt beat a good therapist!
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Really? I can't think of any Rabbie burns poems with the word 'cunt' in them!?
The way we say 'can't' and sound a bit like cunt though..
mmm.. better go have a look through my Burns collection!!
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Put butter in my Donald's brose,
For weel dis Donald fa' that;
I loe my Donald's tartans weel
His naked erse an a' that.

For a' that, an a' that,
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The lassie gat a skelpit doup,
But wan the day for a' that.
A pentle like a roarin-pin,
She nichered when she saw that!!!

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Duncan Macleerie haes got a new fiddle,
It's a' strung wi' hair, and a hole in the middle;
An ay when he plays on't, his wife leuks sae cheary;
Very well duin, Duncan, quo Janet Macleerie.

Duncan he played til his bow it grew greasy;
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Hoot, quo she, Duncan, yer unco suin weary;
Play us a pibroch, quo Janet Macleeerie.

Duncan Macleerie played on the herp,
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Her sark it was short, her cunt it was hairy,
Very well danced, Janet, quo Duncan Macleerie.

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Here lyes Squire Hugh - ye harlot crew,
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(ok that one doesnt contain c**t, but it made me laugh out loud
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Put Butter In My Donald's Brose

Put butter in my Donald's brose,
For weel dis Donald fa' that;
I loe my Donald's tartans weel
His naked erse an a' that.

For a' that, an a' that,
An twice as meikle's a' that,
The lassie gat a skelpit doup,
But wan the day for a' that.
A pentle like a roarin-pin,
She nichered when she saw that!!!

Then she turned up her hairy cunt,
And she bade Donald drew,
The deevil's dizzen Donald drew,
and Donald gied her a' that.

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Duncan Macleerie

Duncan Macleerie and Janet his wife,
They gaed to Kilmarnockto buy a new knife;
But insteed o a knife they coft but a bleerie;
We're very weel saird. quo Duncan Macleerie.

Duncan Macleerie haes got a new fiddle,
It's a' strung wi' hair, and a hole in the middle;
An ay when he plays on't, his wife leuks sae cheary;
Very well duin, Duncan, quo Janet Macleerie.

Duncan he played til his bow it grew greasy;
Janet grew fretfu' and unco uneasy.
Hoot, quo she, Duncan, yer unco suin weary;
Play us a pibroch, quo Janet Macleeerie.

Duncan Macleerie played on the herp,
An Janet Macleerie danced in her sark;
Her sark it was short, her cunt it was hairy,
Very well danced, Janet, quo Duncan Macleerie.

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Epitaph for Hugh Logan Esq, o' Laight
Here lyes Squire Hugh - ye harlot crew,
Come mak yer water on him,
I'm shuir that he weel pleased wad be
Tae think ye pished upon him.

(ok that one doesnt contain c**t, but it made me laugh out loud
hahaha.. Brilliant. See, these were the ones we didn't learn in school!.
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