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On Timeout
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Central Florida
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I confess I've never been a great lover, a fantastic friend or a wonderful son. But, I never ever realized that it it was actual hate I was dealing with.
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boston based bluestocking
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Boston area
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IC when i read that i thought of my half dozen little cousins all staggering around pretending they were being poisoned by some vegetable they didn't want to eat, all making gagging & choking noises til they fall clumsily & dramatically on the ground.
then popping up and asking if they finish it can they have a popsicle?
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Jalapeño Bread Boogaloo
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 3,096
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It's okay baby, just come with me. We'll have some wine, snickers bars, diet coke, and oreos. We can talk all about your day and I can explain this all to you.
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Don't judge me based on your ignorance
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Mechanical Octobot
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,639
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Goddamn, it's sexy when men speak German. Especially when they sound angry.
How's that for random?
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Whaddya mean, "booze ain't food??" |
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Zowie-Zilla
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,138
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I confess... There's nothing better than watermelon. I would trade anything for watermelon, right now.
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Hello Sweetie
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,626
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I like when you say 'strong tongue'.
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Hello Sweetie
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,626
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You are that luminosity. You are that clear light. ~ Tenzin Wangyal Rinpoche ~ People throw rocks at things that shine. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Sabinal TX
Posts: 211
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IC that I'm feeling frisky and if I don't get out of my cage I'm gonna start throwing things.
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King Of The Robo-Sluts
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NJ. It's where the cool people hang out.
Posts: 1,636
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I will trade you watermelon for sex RIGHT NOW.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
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Untamed Woman...
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Noo Yawk - Noo Yawk
Posts: 4,992
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![]() popsicle ![]() push-pop I would take one of each right now ! |
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not a teddy bear
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,675
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I love the push pop cuz you think "oh no, its leveling out, there must not be any left." Then BAM, you push that fucker and there's even more deliciousness.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: SoCal
Posts: 331
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it's RANDOM confessions. so the posts don't have to go together. random thoughts. random actions. random-ness-y-osity. it don't gota make no sense.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Sabinal TX
Posts: 211
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I always wanted to be a Marine but the recruiter laughed me out of his office when I tried to join at 18. I still feel desire, even thought I'm to old now.
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tuh-maw-tow
Join Date: May 2010
Location: West Yorkshire, England
Posts: 3,612
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IC I'm in a depressed mood right now...i need some cheering up
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I am so goth I shit bats
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 1,742
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Member
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Cinderella's Castle
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tuh-maw-tow
Join Date: May 2010
Location: West Yorkshire, England
Posts: 3,612
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Oooooo...cupcakes
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Sabinal TX
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MMMMMMMMM cupcakes
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Hello Sweetie
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,626
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Awww...what can we do to help??
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tuh-maw-tow
Join Date: May 2010
Location: West Yorkshire, England
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I dont know but now that i have cupcakes i'm a little better
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Just Chillaxin.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 2,227
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ok joke....
Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent. ![]()
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I am just me..."fun-sized".
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Hello Sweetie
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 14,626
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Okay...another joke...
Two blondes walking on either side of a road. One calls out to the other, "How do I get to the other side??" Other calls out, "Hellooooooooo you're already ON the other side!!!"
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tuh-maw-tow
Join Date: May 2010
Location: West Yorkshire, England
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Sabinal TX
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I know a nice full body hug with a wiggle in at the end............ Oh my, did it just get warm in here?
I'm not flirting with ya rellis10 just thinking about what would cheer me up..
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I am so goth I shit bats
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 1,742
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