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Old 02-02-2010, 05:01 PM   #301
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:48 AM   #302
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:45 PM   #303
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:32 AM   #304
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They used to at least mention sizes more - my well worn 1976 version carefully gives you the chest, waist and upper arm measurements of Robert Earl Hughes (then the heaviest man ever), not to mention his weight at various ages, and a list with details of all the other men of over 800 pounds who had been 'reliably' reported. They give a bust measurement for Ida Maitland, then thought to be the heaviest ever woman, and there's even a photo of Billy and Doug McGuire, the world's fattest twins, on the back cover!

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Old 04-06-2010, 04:20 PM   #305
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1) When you take a special interest in the Female Heavyweight and Open weight categories in International Judo competitions despite normally not having the slightest interest in Judo!

2) When you take a special interest in the Female Javelin, Discus and Hammer events in the Olympics despite normally not having the slightest interests in these disciplines!

3) When your favorite soprano opera singers not only have beautiful voices, but the imposing figures to match, often playing Wagnerian heroines.

4) When you wish you could impersonate a chair or a couch that has been sat upon by a woman of extremely generous proportions.

5) When your work colleagues drool after a very thin woman and you don't really know what to say in response.
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Old 04-06-2010, 05:02 PM   #306
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2) When you take a special interest in the Female Javelin, Discus and Hammer events in the Olympics despite normally not having the slightest interests in these disciplines!

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Kinda what he said!

Mines was 2 fold...94 Olympics. Australian basketball player, and Dominican Republican Volleyball player, sitting on the end of the bench. Both larger ladies shall we say, both possessing the most amazing eyes I had ever seen.

That they were larger, I didn't really realise, until game 2 of the Australian basketball team when I realised I wasn't quite looking at the red headed model they were telling me to look at!

Quite the clumsy explanation, but they were my first 2 crushes!

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Old 04-08-2010, 12:21 PM   #307
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1) When you take a special interest in the Female Heavyweight and Open weight categories in International Judo competitions despite normally not having the slightest interest in Judo!

2) When you take a special interest in the Female Javelin, Discus and Hammer events in the Olympics despite normally not having the slightest interests in these disciplines!

3) When your favorite soprano opera singers not only have beautiful voices, but the imposing figures to match, often playing Wagnerian heroines.

4) When you wish you could impersonate a chair or a couch that has been sat upon by a woman of extremely generous proportions.

5) When your work colleagues drool after a very thin woman and you don't really know what to say in response.
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Old 04-09-2010, 12:44 AM   #308
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When you're talking to your friends, a BBW walks by. You can't help but to look and smile for a moment. Then you can't remember what it was you were talking about.

That happens to me a lot. lol
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When you're talking to your friends, a BBW walks by. You can't help but to look and smile for a moment. Then you can't remember what it was you were talking about.

That happens to me a lot. lol
I have a similar issue. I get up to do something, pass her, and end up in a room of the house with no idea why I am there, cant remember what I was supposed to do or why I got up from the sofa in the first place. I thought I was getting old and losing my mind a bit at a time. Now I realize that I don't have this issue when shes not here, but I feel like an Alzheimer patient when shes around.
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:08 AM   #310
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That happens to me a lot. lol
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I went to a local adult shop years ago with another couple. As soon as I entered the store I noticed the lingerie section. Why? It was not so much the lingerie rack itself (which had nothing over a size 12 on it) but the display hanging over the rack.

Hanging over the rack were a pair of panties which, for display purposes, were from side to side close to 3 ft across. I stopped dead in my tracks and imagined meeting the woman who fit them.
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:02 AM   #313
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You know you are an FA when you are at the beach and you get caught staring at BBW's while your friends are staring at the skinny girls

You know you are an FA when you get a part time job at Dress Barn just because you love BBW's

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Old 06-28-2010, 08:10 PM   #314
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Funny thing happened now tonight. I take English this semester on college, and I was reading through the list of words on a piece of paper for phoentics, and the word belly was there. That's three hours ago, and I have imagined bellies ever since.
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When an otherwise mundane shopping trip becomes something worth remembering because you were in a queue behind a sexy BBW...
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Ooh...ooh...ooh...

And when you live in a country that uses the metric system and you get a thrill out of converting kilos to pounds and vice-versa...
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When a BBW sits next to you on the bus or train and you're in heaven...
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Last one... promise...

But did anyone ever get somewhat aroused watching that old Looney Tunes cartoon with the two dogs, and they end up in a butcher's shop with the little dog feeding the bigger dog all the steaks until he becomes so fat that he can't move?

My little confession...
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But did anyone ever get somewhat aroused watching that old Looney Tunes cartoon with the two dogs, and they end up in a butcher's shop with the little dog feeding the bigger dog all the steaks until he becomes so fat that he can't move?

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This for me was twofold. The first part was watching the bully laying there filled and fattened to capacity and unable to do anything but lay there and moan in the ecstasy of his own overindulgence. The second part was when the little dog pops a funnel into the bully's mouth while upending and pouring the contents of a huge can into the bloated and immobile one while stating "This time, I didn't forget the gravy."
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Or when the only reason you enjoy opera music is because you can imagine the larger luscious ladies singing it.

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