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Old 03-07-2013, 11:37 AM   #476
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....you know your an FA when you hear that the national obesity rate is nearly 50% in 39 of the 50 states and you hear the Mr Burns voice in the back of your head say "excellent!"
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Old 03-07-2013, 10:04 PM   #477
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...your friend asks if you are a tits or an ass guy and you reply with neither, I'm a belly guy :P

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Didn't happen to draw doodles of fat bellies and then feel all aroused and guilty and scribble over the top of them too did you???
Holy crap, my favourite past time as a child was drawing cartoons, I sat and doodled all day everyday... but when I was 12 I randomly became fixated and completely obsessed with drawing fat women....thus began my FA journey
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:52 PM   #478
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...your friend asks if you are a tits or an ass guy and you reply with neither, I'm a belly guy :P
LOL agreed!!!
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Old 03-10-2013, 02:27 PM   #479
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...when your boyfriend says he's full, but rubs his belly, says he just needs a little rest, then clears the plate...and this makes you happy.
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:36 PM   #480
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When you stop talking mid-sentence because you notice your girlfriend's belly hanging out from under the bottom of her shirt.

When your girlfriend has to tell you to stop playing with her fat because she's trying to do something.

When you see the SSBBW at your office walking by in a skirt for the first time and tell your boss to "shut up for a second" without realizing it.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:02 PM   #481
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When you notice your cars number plate is "FA*numbers, numbers*" and you start laughing at the coincidence :P
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:03 AM   #482
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When you get plus size lingerie advertisements on facebook. (probably because i've searched plus size models in google before )
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Old 04-08-2013, 08:00 AM   #483
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When you praise her for having a full and womanly body and celebrate her size.

My longtime girlfriend has a full and rounded belly which hangs gracefully at her center.

She is "my big girl" and loves to hear me tell her this when we are intimate.
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:38 PM   #484
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When you are browsing craigslist for a laugh and come across: THIS!
(Eyes bug out, quickly check the location...sigh as it's in Austin...But we are qualified as a whole aren't we?) Please feel free to reply to this.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...347436467.html

Mini-Marshmallow Hand-Feeder -- Opportunities For Advancement
Do you enjoy marshmallows and can handle very small amounts of human saliva? Do you take joy in making people happy? Are you flexible with your terms of employment? Are you open-minded, clean, honest, and a hard worker? Do you like dancing to techno music in your Hello Kitty pajamas?

Single employer looking for someone who will work hard at the small tasks that matter in her daily happiness.

Tasks may include:

- Hand-feeding her mini-marshmallows
- Potential graduation to hand-feeding regular-sized and flavored marshmallows
- Demonstrate constant ability to meet all targets and open goals/mouths
- Show creativity in approaches to projects (s'mores, fluffernutter)
- Maintain full stocks of office supplies (white, pastel, chocolate sauce)
- Ability to lift less than 8 oz, typically no more than .5 oz
- Employer is indifferent to whether you proscribe to the Spengler or Stantz school of marshmallow handling, but expert-level proficiency is definitely expected

Other activities may include:

- Shopping-cart races in the aisles of a mega-mart
- Pictionary, both with and without the sand timer
- Areas of creative play, potentially including incorporating other marshmallow related activities into daily activities, such as a marshmallow toss or fluffernutter-making contests
- Staying up all hours of the night talking about design ideas for kitten condos
- Bumper cars
- Following your whims and passions
- Smiling and having fun
- Don't make this weird

Experience and Benefits:

- Must be 18 years of age or older
- Must like marshmallows, or at least tolerate them without any political agenda attached
- Must like childlike innocent fun without adult-ish expectations attached
- Insurance offer does not include coverage for the health consequences of marshmallow over-consumption
- Experience making people happy a plus
- Your resume must be in Haiku form

Compensation depends on experience. No illegal activities. Nothing sexual. Benefits are endless. Background check required. No calls or recruiters, please.

Location: Austin
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
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Old 04-16-2013, 03:21 AM   #485
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Oh my gosh, as an asexual, childish nutter that sounds like my dream job! x3
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Old 04-20-2013, 08:52 PM   #486
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When you notice your cars number plate is "FA*numbers, numbers*" and you start laughing at the coincidence :P
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Michigan came out with all-new plates (for optical character recognition) awhile back, with the new plate series likely starting at BAA 0001.

The area around Monroe and Detroit's Downriver suburbs has been blessed with 10,000 license plates "BBW****".
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What lucky neighbourhood gets 10000 BHM **** plates?
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:19 AM   #488
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:36 AM   #489
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Man, if I got one of those plates I'd hold onto it for sure when changing cars

And back on topic.....

-when one of the reasons you love Spring is that on the first warm days some people will find that last Summer's clothes have gotten snug, but will wear them anyway.

- When you are really hoping that one of those people is your wife
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:22 PM   #490
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When you are eying up the man with the slight pot belly at the gym because he is the closest thing to a big beautiful man or woman you can find!
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:26 PM   #491
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When you look forward to your school's annual gaming/anime con because it's pretty much eye candy heaven. Nngh.
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-when one of the reasons you love Spring is that on the first warm days some people will find that last Summer's clothes have gotten snug, but will wear them anyway.
That's definitely happening on campus this spring!
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When you see the ad leaflets for the discount stores, you notice the lingerie they have sales and you are glad you have ex / current SO of FWB that are too large to fit on the items on sale and you still buy the items to see that image - of a woman overflowing her clothes. Similarly when there are scales on sale you noticed the maximum capacity and hope to have a SO that will overcharge them.

Finally feeling jealous about those FA that have to cope with broken furniture because of their BBW/SSBBW.

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When stuff like this...



Makes you smile all day.
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When you get excited about shopping with your wife or GF at Lane Bryant or Torrid.
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Queen's Fat Bottom Girls comes on the radio

And you turn the volume up high
THIS.

One time I was at our local bar with a larger lady-friend of mine (not like a "ladyfriend" per se, but a lady who's a friend) and I went over to see what was on the jukebox, and lo and behold, Fat Bottom Girls was one of the song choices.. I put it on and we just belted it out together. That was a fun night.
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One time I was at our local bar with a larger lady-friend of mine (not like a "ladyfriend" per se, but a lady who's a friend) and I went over to see what was on the jukebox, and lo and behold, Fat Bottom Girls was one of the song choices.. I put it on and we just belted it out together. That was a fun night.
And you know you are an older FA when the fact that your first crush was on a chubby, wide-hipped, girl in your class didn't seem so weird--because you'd been hearing that song a lot over the previous couple of years

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You also know when you are an FA when you are willing to bike for any amount of time, no matter how slow it may be, so long as you are following your BBW wife.
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When your wife tells you that one of her cousins or friends she hasn't seen in a while has really put on a lot of weight and you immediately think: "Boy I can't wait to see her!"
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