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Old 03-24-2009, 06:45 AM   #76
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I remember when i was wee reading the Sunday tabloids and thinking "Bingo" when i spotted a story about a celeb who had gained weight. I destinctly remember erm..her from top gun??..kelly thinggi?? gaining weight and i remember feeling all sneaky and taking the magazine up to my bedroom! Haha..I was too young to even act on the story.. i just remember being all tingley!! oh gosh!
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:24 AM   #77
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Somehow Mer's story reminds me of one of the first things that clearly told me I was an FA.

I have a brother who is five years older than me, with very conventional taste in women. Around the time that I hit puberty he had a poster up in his bedroom called "How to Rate Girls." The "10" was a classic cheerleader sort with Farah Fawcett hair (this the tail end of the 70s). The '1' was a BBW, done up with dorky glasses, greasy hair, and fake zits (as well as no make-up). The poster offered useful comparison comments, of the perky breasts on one side versus the watermelon's in a downhill race on the other. I didn't care for the grooming on the fat girl, and I thought the comments obnoxious, not attractive. But there was zero question in my mind which body I found more interesting.....I just wanted them to present the BBW nicely and I was sure she would be a knock-out.

So yah, when I knew he was out of the house, I'd sneak into his room and stare at that poster, a lot!

So yah, that was certainly one way to know that you are an FA
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:36 AM   #78
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I would love to see that poster. Even though i know the actual premise would make me mad..i really want to see the 'Number 1 girl'!! I bet she was hot!!
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Old 03-24-2009, 09:52 AM   #79
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I would love to see that poster. Even though i know the actual premise would make me mad..i really want to see the 'Number 1 girl'!! I bet she was hot!!
Well, my brother eventually grew up a bit and developed some taste....or else began to have a reasonable chance of having a girl see the inside of his bedroom, but for whatever reason that copy of the poster saw the rubbish can when you were at most not long out of diapers. And having been well before the internet age, and rather severely tasteless, I doubt that it ever got scanned on-line. Although, just for you, I tried some quick googling--no luck. The title is too generic to be easily found, even if it were on-line.
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:09 AM   #80
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Aww..thanks for trying though.
Maby we can make our own ..i was going to say 'in reverse' but i'm not a skinny basher..we can just have a poster with lots of hot fat people on it. Think its called a porno mag these days..lol
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:15 AM   #81
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Taking a bit off thread but I definately knew i was an FA when I saw what was supposed to be a satirical poster of the Krispy Kreme Calender Girls. I think some of them were from off Dimensions, But I just love it. 12 months of Fat Girls. Hoo Ya! There were actually two of them. I have those saved to my harddrive as well.
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Taking a bit off thread but I definately knew i was an FA when I saw what was supposed to be a satirical poster of the Krispy Kreme Calender Girls. I think some of them were from off Dimensions, But I just love it. 12 months of Fat Girls. Hoo Ya! There were actually two of them. I have those saved to my harddrive as well.
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You know you are a FA when your girl just finish eating. She eays she is stuffed, seconds later you go over to rub her belly.
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:39 AM   #84
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When you see a hot fat person walking down the street and you surupticiously try to 'sneek' a look at them cause you get paranoid they will get insecure if they actually see you looking at them.. Though, when i talked to my gf about this she said she has noticed more Fa's since she 'knew' about them from me. She was talking to some people last week and an old guy was looking at her tummy..she realised that her button was undone.. and she said "whoops, my button is undone" and fastened it again.. The old guy looked sad and said "Hey..i was enjoying that"!! I cant wait till i'm old and i can act all inappropriate and sleazy and it will be allowed!! lmao!
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:55 AM   #85
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When you see a hot fat person walking down the street and you surupticiously try to 'sneek' a look at them cause you get paranoid they will get insecure if they actually see you looking at them.. Though, when i talked to my gf about this she said she has noticed more Fa's since she 'knew' about them from me. She was talking to some people last week and an old guy was looking at her tummy..she realised that her button was undone.. and she said "whoops, my button is undone" and fastened it again.. The old guy looked sad and said "Hey..i was enjoying that"!! I cant wait till i'm old and i can act all inappropriate and sleazy and it will be allowed!! lmao!
I know exactly what you mean!
Funny story, by the way.

You know you're an FA when:

your most overused phrase is "No, you really are beautiful!"

you pull lonely BBWs into the crowd at a school dance/party and teach them how to dance

you're more than happy to go to prom when your friend (unwitting to your preferences) asks you if you would go with her BBW friend.
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #86
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When you refer to the "Stacey's Mom" song as picturing the mother has a hot BBW.
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Old 03-24-2009, 11:13 AM   #87
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You find yourself saying to people 'No i dont JUST think Dawn French/Alison moyette/Beth Ditto are attractive because they are Funny/have a beautiful voice/are a cool person..like a lot of the time when saying which celebs you think are hot.
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when you have your first damning erection after seeing mrs Figg, the bbw geography teacher, bends over, whilst the rest of the class screams "Ew!"


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Old 04-28-2009, 12:33 PM   #89
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:54 PM   #90
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You know you are a FA when your girl just finish eating. She eays she is stuffed, seconds later you go over to rub her belly.
OMG I want a belly rubb!!!! No fairrrrrrrrrr
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Hanging out near the kiddie pool because theres a sexy fat lifeguard there.
(First one that I've ever seen actually)
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Hanging out near the kiddie pool because theres a sexy fat lifeguard there.
(First one that I've ever seen actually)
Note to FA's The above noted advice doesn't work when the trunks are wet and plastered to ones legs. I know this from the experience and resulting laughter. Carrying a large towel in front of you at all times works well though.
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It should also be noted that hanging out near the kiddie pool sporting an erection is never a good idea.
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You know you are an FA when...

You go to the club and are very calm and cool until you see a BBW, and then you instantly are thrust into mental chaos!

You see the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue, and are immediately distracted by the King or Black Men magazines.

Lane Bryant, the Avenue, or Catherines becomes extremely appealing just to sit out on a bench at the mall at rather than anywhere else.

You can't bear to watch any fashion show footage whatsoever for fear of being physically ill.

Phat Girls is a voluntary part of your movie collection.

You look at the Hydroxycut commercials and say to yourself, "What in the **** is wrong with her in that picture?"

Some of the women on the beaches in former Soviet republics ATTRACT you!

You immediately become glued to your TV when The Parkers was on.


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It should also be noted that hanging out near the kiddie pool sporting an erection is never a good idea.
Hence the towel. and i should have clarified that i found good reason to walk back and forth to the snackbar often rather than just standing around in front of the kiddie pool staring at the lifeguard.
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How many others were hiding the Lane Bryant, and other fat girl clothing catalogues under your mattress instead of the national geographic magazines as younger FAs?
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- When you look at furniture and immediately assess how sturdy it is.

- When you routinely look at the load limits of equipment, just for future reference.

- When you were young and your buddies told you "If you want to know what a girl will look like when she is older, check out her mom" you responded by scanning the audience at school concerts for fat mom.

- When you bring in treats to the break room at work, you always manage to mention it to your chubbier co-workers.
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