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Old 01-29-2013, 11:30 AM   #701
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:31 AM   #702
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I confess I can't wait to take some "pictures of someone loving on your chub" pics with my fiance in March.
Ohh, that has always been one of my favourite threads. I remember how happy I was to have posted in it, way back when!
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:54 PM   #704
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:52 PM   #706
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IC I hate how much my BC pills lower my sex drive.

In all actuality, it only lowers it to about average, but I am so not used to being the one saying "No, I'm tired"
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I'm all having adorable,not serious but cute cyberish sex,and I'm eating my lunch while my boss is baking cupcakes...I left the room to get a refill and walk back in to find her using my computer to find a recipe...

She just grinned and walked away.

I turned 5,743 shades of red.
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I'm all having adorable,not serious but cute cyberish sex,and I'm eating my lunch while my boss is baking cupcakes...I left the room to get a refill and walk back in to find her using my computer to find a recipe...

She just grinned and walked away.

I turned 5,743 shades of red.
Turned 50 Shades of Red Velvet.

Damn, I need to get to writing that BBW-specific BDSM story, with a Dom that's not an idiot!!!
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I'm all having adorable,not serious but cute cyberish sex,and I'm eating my lunch while my boss is baking cupcakes...I left the room to get a refill and walk back in to find her using my computer to find a recipe...

She just grinned and walked away.

I turned 5,743 shades of red.
Please let me know when you figure out how to ship those cupcakes up here.
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I'm all having adorable,not serious but cute cyberish sex,and I'm eating my lunch while my boss is baking cupcakes...I left the room to get a refill and walk back in to find her using my computer to find a recipe...

She just grinned and walked away.

I turned 5,743 shades of red.
Retire the trophy, you have won best post of the thread!

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Old 02-04-2013, 04:53 PM   #712
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my confession is I never had a GF and when a girl is nice to me and shows me some attention, I give my heart away to them and the only thing I get in return is heartache. Somehow I find that society sees everyone differently and that the thin and fit person should only go out with the thin and fit and the obese should ONLY date the obese, I have looked at the dating sites and everyone on there seem to only want fit and active mates (not that i'm looking for someone, but if that happens and besides I have my heart set on someone already but she is married and she knows my feelings for her, and that is all on the side because of her marriage but she has never said anything about having feelings for me out of respect for her marriage and NOT to hurt me.) I let time take it's course and I hope one day we will be together as I know what could happen if I got between the marriage as my brother fell in love with a married woman and when she told him it was over and that she has to think about her family, well lets just say that I miss my brother everyday since.
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:55 PM   #714
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I invented a baby(or three) to get free samples and shit.
I've got three kids right now ranging in age from 4 months to 7 years.

I love free shhiiiit.
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I invented a baby(or three) to get free samples and shit.
I've got three kids right now ranging in age from 4 months to 7 years.

I love free shhiiiit.
I created an entire computer technology company in the late 90s so I could get free stuff. Hell, I was even flown to Las Vegas and Orlando to attend software conventions
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I entered a contest, or should say the company did, to fly up to 4 IT members to Vegas. I won, me and 2 of the female "programmers " went.

Orlando I impressed a vendor at the Vegas convention so they had us go there
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Morally isn't that the same as stealing??? Leading them to believe you are something you are not to get a free trip is not right.
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Morally isn't that the same as stealing??? Leading them to believe you are something you are not to get a free trip is not right.
Both trips were claimed on taxes.
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My friend gave me a condom 3 months ago...I'm tempted to open it and blow it up like a balloon and draw a smiley face on it. It could be my date for Valentines day =D
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Confessions? Well, after having run Dimensions for going on 30 years and having dedicated a good part of my life to size acceptance, I am still no closer to understanding what the fascination with fatness, and the power of it, is all about. Everything has an underlying reason and rationale and place in the overall order of things, but despite many similarities amongst FAs, how it all fits together still eludes me.
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:55 PM   #722
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Not that different from how many people respond to things like height, symmetry, body-shape, complexion, defined-muscle, etc...just evolutionary-programmed biological-cues signifying vitality. Some of us are just more or less responsive to one or the other & at different scales.
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Guys, this is the confessions thread on the *Fat Sexuality* board. This was originally for sexy kinda confessions. Just saying, because there is already a "Random Single Confessions" thread in the lounge that is for everyday confessions, and I miss reading sexy confessions here!
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Guys, this is the confessions thread on the *Fat Sexuality* board. This was originally for sexy kinda confessions. Just saying, because there is already a "Random Single Confessions" thread in the lounge that is for everyday confessions, and I miss reading sexy confessions here!
Okay, here's one for you:

A friend who happens to also post here from time to time has taken up the past-time of drawing crude stick-figure drawings of people having sex in stuff she mails to us. Oh and also penises in various stages of arousal. I for one am delighted as are some of our mutual friends. She may have lost one or two who didn't see the humor in it but MORE FOR ME.

Annnnyway, I told her I had the hots for my guitar instructor because he reminded me of someone I used to care about and he seemed tentatively interested in me. She sends me a note telling me she might or might not have sent me an envelope and didn't remember if there was a drawing on the inside or the outside.

I go to the post office and the counter guy pulls my mail and is dying laughing. He tells me he lives for my mail. I look and there's a stick-figure drawing of me getting it doggy-style from a guy who she somehow made look like the other guy, and holding a guitar. In addition to that, there was candy in the envelope. Win/win for me, amirite?

It gets better. I go to my second guitar lesson. Everything is going great, I'm learning chord blocks, time is up, we go out into the store and I put my purse down to pay for the month's lessons. The aforementioned envelope goes flying out of my purse as I bend down to pick it up while he's standing behind me, and he NOTICES the envelope. I'm wearing a mini-dress and tights, so he gets a great view, and I'm sure if the irony wasn't lost on me that we were in the same exact position (only clothed) as depicted by my artistic friend, it wasn't lost on him either.

I got a free chord block book and an extra 15 minutes of instruction just 'cos. Coincidence? I THINK NOT !
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My confession:

There's this one person that pretty much all I have to do is think of them and my engine gets going. Like... Replaying a conversation in my head, or inventing one... remembering his voice... And I'm gone.

It's even worse when I look at him. Pictures or in person. I've never seen him naked... Nor really in any state of undress... and that, to me, is hot. He's always fully dressed and well dressed at that. And it just gets me going

Faaaaack. I want him.
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