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Old 12-29-2011, 05:18 PM   #176
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I always order the two together - putting condoms on your sex toys keeps them clean! Plus, it gives you an excuse to always have condoms and not look like you're expecting sex.
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Old 12-29-2011, 05:24 PM   #177
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I'm a gamer myself and I STILL think that's a dealbreaker. lol
Exactly. Make it a challenge. If you can play your videogame while getting blown, you win. If she distracts you enough by blowing you that you die or have to pause, she wins... but either way, the reward is sex.
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Old 12-29-2011, 05:39 PM   #178
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Exactly. Make it a challenge. If you can play your videogame while getting blown, you win. If she distracts you enough by blowing you that you die or have to pause, she wins... but either way, the reward is sex.
*Whistling a tune while heading off to Walmart for an XBox. I like the way you think!!
Now I'll become a gamer too and see if I can try that. Just so's I'll understand, I'm not gonna have to do any blowin', right?
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*Whistling a tune while heading off to Walmart for an XBox. I like the way you think!!
Now I'll become a gamer too and see if I can try that. Just so's I'll understand, I'm not gonna have to do any blowin', right?
Don't be selfish now... if SHE is ever playing...or cooking...or reading...or whatever... and YOU want to make with the sexy time, it's upon YOU to adequately distract HER. It doesn't have to be a one-sided game.
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:02 PM   #180
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Exactly. Make it a challenge. If you can play your videogame while getting blown, you win. If she distracts you enough by blowing you that you die or have to pause, she wins... but either way, the reward is sex.
I like the way you think!!!!
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:08 PM   #181
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Don't be selfish now... if SHE is ever playing...or cooking...or reading...or whatever... and YOU want to make with the sexy time, it's upon YOU to adequately distract HER. It doesn't have to be a one-sided game.
I had a boyfriend at one time who was a BIG gamer (no, it's no one on Dims, or who has ever been on Dims, before anyone makes assumptions, lol). He would actually get ANGRY if I tried to distract him for sex. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. lol
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:12 PM   #182
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sex sex sex! Is that all you guys think about?!? Well stop talking about it so I can stop thinking about it!













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Old 12-29-2011, 06:15 PM   #183
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This is the SEX confessions thread... so yes. It IS all we're talking about. lolol
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:17 PM   #184
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and I can't stop reading it hahaha hmmm... I wonder why? you are no fun not letting me blame the thread instead of MYSELF <hmph>
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Old 12-29-2011, 06:40 PM   #185
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LOL. Sorry!
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:10 PM   #186
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:28 PM   #187
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Since we are on the subject,

IC that I haven't been laid in almost a year.
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:31 PM   #188
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With sex being so last century, I uhhhm...er...uuuh...well....forgot what that sex stuff is. Seems like I remember it pushes the pulse rate way up and the O2 sats way down, so I probably wouldn't survive if I ever did get summa' that sex stuff in 2012. I shared a really sweet cuddle/caress session with a lady in '02 and left her breathless...
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Don't be selfish now... if SHE is ever playing...or cooking...or reading...or whatever... and YOU want to make with the sexy time, it's upon YOU to adequately distract HER. It doesn't have to be a one-sided game.
No, don't get me wrong, I have no problem reciprocating oral favor for favor.
It's just that the last video game I played was Tomb Raider on my old playstation about 12 or so years ago, so I wasn't up on how folks do their gaming these days. I just wanted to make sure I would be the blowee as opposed to the blower.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not my cup of tea(bag) if you will.

Some of us just aren't up on the latest games and how they are played these days.
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I confess that I've used sex to distract my boyfriend from gaming..so that he would then fall asleep and then it would be my turn to game.
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IC I wish my boyfriend were here right now! I just want to kiss him and kiss him and make-out like teenagers and run my fingers through his hair... I love to kiss just for kissing's sake. Kissing is awesome. Kissing him is amazing!!

I miss him
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I miss him

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IC I once dumped a guy due to lack of sex. He only gave in on the weekends, claiming work and back issues made it difficult during the week. We lived together and I offered to do all the work being on top! Alas, no. However, that breakup conversation led to a line he would repeat for years to people we knew mutually: "You're like an old Mercedes owned by a seventy year old woman. You like to go for a leisurely Sunday drive around town before parking in the garage for another week. I'm a Lamborghini. I am meant to be driven fast, hard, and OFTEN."

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IC I once dumped a guy due to lack of sex. -snip- "You're like an old Mercedes owned by a seventy year old woman. You like to go for a leisurely Sunday drive around town before parking in the garage for another week. I'm a Lamborghini. I am meant to be driven fast, hard, and OFTEN."
I confess it's no fun getting replaced for not meeting your partner's needs, so I've found it's a good idea to keep the S/O happy in this regard if I expected to stay in the relationship. I know I would be insulted by this quote, that's for sure.

-voice of experience
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