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Old 12-23-2017, 02:41 PM   #15601
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.....and I heard him exclaim as he fell out of sight $^%&*(%$#@@ Ho Ho Ow Blitzen! get me those Bourbon cookies!
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Old 12-24-2017, 12:24 PM   #15602
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Can you imagine an intoxicated Santa recklessly driving his sleigh through the night sky and then the perplexed looks upon children's faces Christmas morning when they discover other children's names upon the gifts left under their Christmas tree?
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Old 12-25-2017, 04:18 PM   #15603
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The north pole could be in for a good night with a Sossled Santa and his reindeers rushing the growler
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Old 12-26-2017, 01:52 PM   #15604
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(Knock,Knock)
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Hello Mrs Claus, I'm from the Betty Ford Center. Is Santa in?
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Old 12-27-2017, 03:38 PM   #15605
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As back up Mrs Clause sent Santa to the AA - not Alchoholics Anonymous but the Automobile Association - to brush up on his sleigh driving skills.
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Old 12-27-2017, 05:33 PM   #15606
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Okay now Santa remember pull on Comet to turn left. Pull on Cupid to turn right. and pull on Rudolph's tail when you brake.Tomorrow we practice parallel parking.
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Old 12-27-2017, 10:33 PM   #15607
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That's not how that works. You're pulling my leg!
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Old 12-28-2017, 07:36 AM   #15608
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If that were true you would end up with a face full of reindeer dung!
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Old 12-28-2017, 03:43 PM   #15609
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Santa's helpers gathered up all the reindeer dung and use it in a gas generator to produce electricity for the toy factory - very green.
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Old 12-28-2017, 09:11 PM   #15610
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Very True and (cough!Cough!) very fragrant.
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Old 12-29-2017, 06:45 AM   #15611
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Old 12-29-2017, 09:46 PM   #15612
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Reindeer dung miraculously has a very pleasant fragrance due to their jolly good diet!
...its like an unusual but pleasant scented candle throughout the North Pole.
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Old 12-30-2017, 08:04 AM   #15613
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Fi Fie Fo Fum I smell Reindeer Dung from Yankee Candle!
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Old 12-30-2017, 07:08 PM   #15614
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When perusing the Yankee Candle catalogue, I refuse to scratch-and-sniff that new scent!
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Old 12-30-2017, 07:12 PM   #15615
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Old 12-30-2017, 07:44 PM   #15616
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Old 12-30-2017, 09:13 PM   #15618
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Good Morning Hair Club for Men, Yes Mr. Claus you can come in anytime for your fitting.
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Old 12-31-2017, 01:24 PM   #15619
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Old 12-31-2017, 01:43 PM   #15620
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Widowed White female seeking chubby bearded male with a big (censored)!
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Old 12-31-2017, 09:03 PM   #15621
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If it isn't big enough or doesn't please me, I will be very disappointed.

I promise to make you very happy and meet your needs.

I love to make hearty filling meals and bake cookies and delectable desserts.

Must like very cold weather and snow, and love to travel at night on Christmas eve.

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Edited to add: This is not MY personal ad, but a continuation of the previous post by nitewriter.
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Old 01-01-2018, 02:59 AM   #15622
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I promise to make you very happy and meet your needs.

I love to make hearty filling meals and bake cookies and delectable desserts.

Must like very cold weather and snow, and love to travel at night on Christmas eve.

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Food for thought - but travelling Every Christmas Eve ?
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Old 01-01-2018, 04:53 AM   #15623
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Food for thought - but travelling Every Christmas Eve ?
See edit on my previous post.

Mrs. Claus still has all those busy elves around and will need someone to continue delivering all those toys on Christmas Eve!
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Old 01-01-2018, 08:49 AM   #15624
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Mrs. Claus I am so sorry to hear of your husbands demise. I'm Jeff Bezzos from Amazon I have a fleet of drones at your disposal to deliver all the toys for a phenominal nominal charge!
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Old 01-02-2018, 11:26 AM   #15625
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What Jeff Bezzos doesn't know is that some of the Amazons he's hiring will assuredly be FFAs.... willing to provide dear Jeff with 'personal attention' while the drones buzz about. Mr. Bezzos may soon be a suitable size to respond to Mrs. Claus' ad - a marriage where the groom will take the bride's name!
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