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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Bonnie Scotland
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I was bored so thought this might be an interesting thread idea. Pics or descriptions. I shall go first
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King Of The Robo-Sluts
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: NJ. It's where the cool people hang out.
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Almsot anythign that's designed for recreation that has springs, such as trampolines not made specifically for added weight.
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Will work for gas.
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Out in front
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I'm too fat to fly in coach comfortably. My knees are into the seat in front of me because I'm 6'5" so it cost a fortune to fly first class. So unless I can get a Midwest Express flight (all first class seats) I try to drive to where I'm going on vacation.
I'm too fat to drive my daughters car. It's a sporty little two door chevy. I can get in it and drive it, but wedging myself out of it SUCKS! I'm also going to have to sell my Viper one of these days because it's starting to kill my back hauling myself out of it. Bit of advice - You can get fat, just don't get old. It sucks. ![]()
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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most chairs with side arms and any "boothes" in restaurants - totally avoid them! on another note, went to get some new formal trousers over the weekend and up from a 46" to a 52" under the belly. my butt and thighs must be swelling. cool!
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Belt Buster!
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Sin City
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Apparently I'm to Fat for couches. Yes I have busted 2 in under a month! I was so freaking embraced, I busted steel welding in one of them. It was worse than the time at a funeral where I busted a chair and yell out "SHIT!" when I hit the ground and it was dead quiet.
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Time Travelling
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I'm too fat for girls with small brains...whatever that means haha.
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Time Travelling
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Illinois
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Surfing
Pull ups Certain Rollercoasters pogo sticks hang gliders back flips or any flips for that matter slam dunks spelunking narrow rope bridges leaning back on aluminum lawn chairs from the 70's two man luge ![]() |
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Queen Black Acid
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![]() HAHA. Goddamn it those things are unreliable. I am apparently too fat for those old-as-shit folding lawn chairs as well. I busted one of those last summer at a bonfire, and I think I weighed all of 130 pounds at the time. |
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Will work for gas.
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Out in front
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A bag chair can save you from all kinds of discomfort at outdoor gatherings etc.
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My Fist, Your Face!
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Overland Park, KS
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I'm 6'5", 350, and would have never even thought to try one of those out for size! Myself, I appear to be too fat for the women here in Kansas City. OTOH, I'm not too fat for a Mini Cooper. A fair trade, I suppose. ![]() |
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kustomized...
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bay Area, California
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All of my medium shirts and pants at the moment. I've been TRYING to lost some chub can I can't get under 230. Now it's going UP.... 235. More things I think I'll be too fat for soon... lol!
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: US
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I'm to fat for many things.... chairs, I do not fit or they do not hold me; bench, forget it. On the drivers seat I fit only in some full size SUV's. To walk distances. To lay on a single bed, to get out or in the car when parallel parked... much more I can think of...
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Straight Trippin'
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Olympia Lowlife
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Anyone who can weasel "spelunking" into a conversation with such fluidity most definitely rules. Laughed my ass off ![]()
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Highly irregular
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Turn left at the Pharos, then right at the library...Alexandria KY
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What I'm not too fat for would be a much shorter and less embarrassing list...maybe even an empty one.
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Douchepuncher Supreme!
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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1. Gymnastics
2. Training in the secret and deadly ninja arts 3. Swings 4. Swing dancing 5. Water slides 6. Amusement park rides 7. Vespa motor scooters (sorry, pal!) 8. The beach (there's always a Cub scout-type that tries to push me back in the water) 9. Using a bullwhip to swing across a fiery death trap 10. Reduced-fat food products. Seriously, it's like pissing on a forest fire at this point. |
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Breakfast Messiah
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Ironically, I am too fat to play Wii Fit.
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Location: New Jersey
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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one of my weird aims its 150kg limit in the uk and weigh in at 139kg today up from 107kg in early 2005. i'm already off the bmi scale on the wii fit as it only goes up to 40 (lol) and mines about 52 but cant wait to break the board
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Galloping Gourmet
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I am too fat for the pole vault. Seriously, I haven't tried it, but I'm sure it just wouldn't work.
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most restaurant booths
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mostly harmless
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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I’m too fat for the cheap step-stool we used to own (a step buckled).
I’m too fat for bike shorts to fit properly (the assumption seems to be that if you are biking and have a waist my size, you must also be about six and a half feet tall). I’m too fat to run without at least some jiggling. I’m almost too fat to get up one water-ski. As it is I get dragged through and at times somewhat under the water for far too many seconds before my parents boat can get up enough speed for me to get up.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Warrenton VA
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1.) Jogging
2.) Restaurant Boothes 3.) Doing anything on my knees 4.) Folding Chairs 5.) Plastic Chairs 6.) Store bought T-shirts 7.) 1959 Triumph TR3As |
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Anarcho-Capitalism FTW!
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Location: Central Florida
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I'm too fat:
1.) To run a marathon over 20 yards ![]() 2.) For some types of coitus 3.) For restaurant booths and/or those shitty McDonalds chairs that are built into the table 4.) To be considered skinny. ![]() 5.) To put up with assholes who think fat people suck 6.) To dance the Virginia Reel anymore (::sigh:: I miss Civil War reenacting)
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vmilwa :)
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Banana Flips?
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Anarcho-Capitalism FTW!
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Hehe, I have to ask. What in the hell is a Banana Flip? A twinkie with banana cream filling?
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